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List of Dimensions

2026-10-09T05:01:33Z

King Horror:

In terms of physical dimensions, approximately every sequential whole number is a completely different universe, with its negative value being the energetic inverse universe of its pair. Arguably dimensions with physical differences only in the hundredths place can be interpreted as completely different timelines. With that in mind, there are arguably between 20 and 4000 noticeably different universes. There are, however, infinite dimensions with smaller and smaller differences from their nearest integer counterparts. The following is a list of known dimensions on or around the Mandelbrot Map, (Mandelbrot Set values multiplied by 10).
[[File:Mandelbrot-tricorn.png|thumb|273x273px]]
Mandelbrot Map:

+20i (Upper Limit)
[[File:The-boundary-of-the-Mandelbrot-set-and-certain-wakes.png|thumb|345x345px]]

[[+19.34i]]

[[Realm of the Dead|+17i]] (Realm of the Dead)

+16.2i

+13i

+1.57i

+1.127i ([[Dead Seahorse Ridge]])

0i ([[Safe Asymptote]])

-1.57i

-1.127i ([[Seahorse Valley]])

[[-13i]]

-16.2i

[[-17i]] (which contains the [[Mortal Plane]])

-19.34i

-20i (Lower Limit)

Post-Mandelbrot Dimensions:

(aj +bi)^2 ([[Real Plane]])

lim x-->(-x^2) ([[Crossplane Purgatory]])

([[ (-8.345731467w + H)|Hesturn Anomaly]])

([[Dream Realm]])

([[Un-Imaginary Plane]])

The Wrong Days

2026-09-12T06:21:50Z

King Horror: /* Besieged for Continuity's Sake (2020) */

{{HISTORICAL_EVENT
|image = Wrong days png.png
|caption = Karl Gurevich Requiem and The Chosen One
|date = September 11th, 2019 - May 11th, 2021
|location = -17.1i, +17.1i
|death_toll = all
|damage = all
|context = [[RETCON]]
|perpetrator = [[Stressed Out Society]], [[Kyle Mendez]]
|involved = all}}
'''The Wrong Days ''' is a span of time in the -17.1i and +17.1i timeline between September 11th, 2019 and May 11th, 2021, that should not exist. Everything about it is ''wrong''.

The Wrong Days began after the [[RETCON]] collided an alternate timeline of +17i with the previously stable temporal path +17.1i. +17.1i and -17.1i then became an extremely unstable alternate timeline that ended with the eventual inevitable death of [[Mung Brigham]] on May 11th, 2021. At that time, the Wrong Days, and the validity of the entire 17.1 timeline set, ceased to be ''true. ''

This timeline saw the departure of the [[Friendly Council]] and all [[FUR-E]]s from a dimension deemed useless, the rise of [[Kyle Mendez|The Chosen One]] and [[Karl Gurevich Requiem]], and the second resurrection of [[Mr. Sioux Red]].

== Out of the Ashes a New Pantheon is Born (2019) ==
Karl Gurevich was freed from the confines of Yellow Ken's frothy spatial chains and in the process of being revived from such a quasi-dead state, he changed. Much like Aleksey Pivovarov's release from Odin's prison altered his source to make him Aleksey Pivovarov Requiem, Karl's release back into reality caused him to undergo a transformation of his own, and he became Karl Gurevich Requiem. Karl writhed in agony as his essence began to change. In his omnipotence, The Chosen One took notice of this alteration of data. He, who had essentially become the new HE, could feel the disdain for a common enemy-the descendants of Rada K Romanov. He reached out his hand, and Karl accepted the gesture.

Meanwhile, BOB and other surviving members of the [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms|Hallowed Council]] reconvened a few blocks away from the rubble and dissipated. BOB was satisfied with his success; he and some mysterious force from another universe actually managed to defeat the Friendly Council, or at least its control over fate. He had also successfully attained the Fertility of Mr. Sioux Red. Surely some hidden excess of his soul existed somewhere, at least to the knowledge of the man(REPTILE) who iced him in the first place. He could not rejoice visibly, however, for his grandson Yosef was mourning the loss of his cousin Aleksey who died in the destruction of Yggdrasil. After their harrowing journey during the Worst Days, BOB and Yosef now shared a strong familial bond with one another. For the first time in many years, perhaps ever, they hugged.

The rubble cleared across the land. The Friendly Council disbanded, and its [[REPTILE]]s and sheriffs were on their own. In the Gambia, [[Adama Barrow]]'s regime quickly began to fall apart without mystical intervention, paving the way for the [[Coffee Liberation Front]] to make its way back to power. Because of these foreign affairs, [[Jeffrey Meena]]'s political campaign began to lose momentum. The [[Crimson Bean]] had left Donald Trump's body anyway, so Meena's intentions were entirely selfish.

All the while, The Chosen One rapidly began approaching Fertile Apotheosis, assisted by Karl Gurevich Requiem, whose new ability, Russian Lullaby, allowed him to inflate or deflate the value of fertility. Soon, Rabo made his way to the pair, to assist in their goal to keep the universe together after the departure of the Friendly Council. Of course, even three of the most powerful beings in the universe couldn't hold everything together forever.

By late October, the first changes began.
[[File:Warudo.png|thumb|527x527px]]

== Hoedown Throwdown, The Gambia Style (2019-2020) ==
The average fertility among lifeforms began to fluctuate at an unnatural level. Some people who were original of typical fertility levels became incredibly [[extrafertile]], while others became highly [[Sterility|sterile]] and yet others disappeared entirely, either due to consumption by ravenous [[Timeless Being|Timeless Beings]] or by their attainment of [[Anility|Anile]] or [[Virility|Virile]] traits. By the first week of November 2019, even the least sentient of lifeforms were beginning to express these traits as well. From bacteria to trees to flies to humans, particle destruction was rampant.

World governments began to collapse as basic tenets civilization were no longer feasible. The [[Quantum Beef Bomb]] of Borger, Texas on November 1st 2019 led to a burst of sterile energy so strong that it breached the 17.1 continuum and affected multiple other planes. A duel between two British ex-friends, [[Kevin Skittersby]] and [[Woodborough Gloucestershire]] yielded in such an inversion of energy that Woodborough's visage was ''installed'' into one of several boundaries in cracks in the world's ''source.''

Rabo, in his state of [[Fertile Apotheosis]], knew that the current situation was thoroughly unsustainable. He, together with The Chosen One and Karl Gurevich Requiem, established the [[Holy Trinity]], in mid-December 2019. However, it wasn't until the Woodborough Gloucestershire Glitch had sheared the Earth into four uneven quadrants that were impossible to pass through that the three began to be recognized as the authority in this rapidly-changing world.

The United States and China fell into states of fractured anarchy rather quickly upon the emergence of the Woodborough Fissures, and the rest of the world followed suit over the next few months. As such, presidential candidate [[Jeffrey Meena]] abandoned his presidential ambitions and became a warlord that ruled over the [[New California Republic]], named so explicitly because of Meena's severe addiction to the ''Fallout'' Franchise. Once his dominion was established, he moved the seat of government, and the official stadium for the Los Angeles Angels baseball team, to his home town of Salton City, California where he made the stadium his personal residence. The former members of the Los Angeles Angels had been dosed with high levels of fertile energy and were hired by Meena as his personal guard. This elite organization, [[The Los Los Angeles Angels Angeles]], was a formidable force in this doomed timeline.

As reality continued to break up and the Fissures expanded, The Holy Trinity traveled from town to town across large swaths of the world. The Chosen One cured glitches in the fabric of reality, Rabo strengthened the ''source'' of the landscapes and their lifeforms, and Karl Gurevich Requiem learned to use the newfound power he had attained from the body of Odin, Russian Lullaby, which allowed him to extract fertility or sterility from the outer world and concentrate it in lifeforms with such a gravity that [[Fertile Hyperinflation]] occurs. The rapidly dwindling population of the world came to worship the Holy Trinity for the stability they brought in their travels. There were tensions forming in the Trinity, however, as not only did Karl have a strong hatred toward Rabo, but Rabo began to grow weary of the shortsightedness of The Chosen One. This world would not last long, but the mission of restoration across the world continued.

For some reason, one area near the nexus of two of the major Fissures was apparently immune to the glitches in reality: [[Burong|Burong, The Gambia]]. Karl Gurevich Requiem had been pressuring the Trinity to make a stop in The Gambia for several months. In May of 2020, they arrived to a village much different than it had been since its most recent [[Sinkings of Burong|sinking]].

Burong was now an enormous village of tents full of refugees from around the world, all of whom were extrafertile. Not a single sterile being was present in the village. While The Trinity had grown accustomed to adoration upon their arrival, this did not occur in Burong. Instead, there was silence, only interrupted with the whipping of the [[Coffee Liberation Front]] flags which flew over a field of stern stares.

One smile interrupted the mass of frowns - and it was that of [[Hatuey]] The Spoiler.

'''"Finally, things can start getting interesting around here." - Hatuey'''

Hatuey, only able to see potential futures up until the definite ending of the timeline, had been left to her own devices in Burong, extensively reading future developments. She was excited to see The Chosen One arrive in Burong, as it signified that interesting things were to come.

After asking around to find that there were no glitches to be found, Hatuey explained that this iteration of Burong was a temporary asymptote, something to remain for a time after +/-17.1 is rendered a [[Removable Discontinuity]]. While this fascinated Rabo and The Chosen One, Karl was unbothered, and strolled out of town into the more chaotic realm beyond Burong. He led The Trinity out west to Georgetown to the site of [[Coffee Haus 10]].

Coffee Haus 10 had been thoroughly converted into a fort and wall complex constructed entirely out of logs and pieces of sheet metal. At the center square was a bell tower, which began to ring as soon as the Trinity was within a quarter mile of the site. Out came several members of the [[Coffee Liberation Front]], now the de facto government of The Gambia. Most were obviously highly extrafertile and armed with fencing swords and AR-15s. A voice behind the troops called "Halt," before the soldiers cleared a path for the lords of the realm, [[Mr. Sioux Red]] and his son, [[Sioux Red Jr.]]

Karl approached without caution, hands confidently half-stuffed between his belt and his pants, pretending to chew gum though none existed. He noticed something was certainly different about Mr. Sioux Red.

Without a word, Sioux Red handed his son his staff, stepped into the opening between them and the Trinity, and he began to dance, a hideous, frantic mix of a Square Dance and The Macarena. The troops put down their weapons and began clapping in sync to the beat, shouting with joy at the miraculous moves of their revived, fearless leader. What ensued was a dance competition for the ages, a Hoedown Throwdown, The Gambia Style, one may say.

Karl presented some surprisingly sensual and powerful dance moves but in the end was thwarted by the sick moves of Sioux Red Jr., who shamed the competition. Rabo, having been in a fugue state for the prior seven minutes, came to the realization that Sioux Red's fertility was not fully his own, but rather, a mix of his own and BOB's.

Rabo felt that BOB (and thus, [[Super BOB]]) was an affront to nature, and thus Sioux Red's renewed life was, perhaps, unpalatable to him. BOB's actions during 17.1i's 9/11 of the Dead had actually brought Sioux Red back from nothingness. Feeling a sense of inevitability approaching, Rabo departed 17.1i and returned to -17i in the blink of an eye. As parting words, he turned to a panting Karl Gurevich Requiem:

'''"In this big bold world, there is no 'should,' merely what is. I've seen through The [[Looking Glass]]. But this, this should not be." - Rabo'''

Sioux Red Jr. commanded the two remaining members of the Holy Trinity to leave Burong at once. The Chosen One demonstrated his ability to temporarily fix breaks in reality, putting a hole in the visage of Woodborough Gloucestershire before the eyes of the people of Burong.

Impressed, the Sioux Reds invited Karl and Kyle in for some coffee. In their large, candle-lit tent, Sioux explained his disdain for Karl and his prior actions involving Starbucks, and then asked if the two members of the Trinity had discovered a convenient way to help the humans of typical fertility escape the dying dimension. Kyle, exhibiting the hubris expected of a Chosen One, boldly declared that this dimension would not end on his watch.

'''"Yes it will be more challenging without Rabo and his [[Fertile Apotheosis]], but with Karl's help I can keep this world afloat indefinitely." - Kyle Mendez, The Chosen One'''

Karl winced a bit at that statement. Hatuey appeared at that moment, looking concerned toward Karl. Everyone in the room was visibly startled, but dinner and coffee continued. Hatuey tried to warn the group of what was to come, but they ignored her as if she were a pest to be shooed away.

==Besieged for Continuity's Sake (2020)==
The entire quantum enclave of Burong was rocked by a thunderous rumbling. Hatuey audibly said "Shit" under her breath. As the five powerful beings left the tent to see what was going on outside, they noticed what looked like an army of shadowy individuals surrounding the glitch wall. A voice over a megaphone rang over the confused crowd in Burong:

'''"Looks like you've all ended up right where I need you, so I intend to keep you there." -???'''

It was none other than [[Chief]] of the [[Continuity Police]], leading hundreds of Continuity officers in a circle around the village, just outside of the glitch.

'''"Don't try crossing into another plane - we'll find you there. In fact, your friend Rabo's movement is what led me to pinpoint this location in spacetime. You can thank him later." - Chief'''

Not amused, The Chosen One walked up to the glitch wall and opened a path large enough for two Continuity Policemen to come charging in for an attack. Kyle was immediately kicked in the balls and tackled to the ground, knocking the wind out of him. As one officer beat his face and the other attempted to apply quantum handcuffs, Kyle attempted to force them off by levitating, but he couldn't lift himself up with a quantum handcuff applied. Karl approached and siphoned fertility and sterility from the exterior world and pumped fertility into one officer and sterility in the other before pulling their energies into one another. In the nick of time, Kyle used his ability, Life Itself, on himself, to keep his energy from being destroyed. The officers were knocked to the ground, but were not destroyed, seemingly due to their strength deriving from Anility.

As the occupation of the Continuity Police expanded in Burong and other "safe" pockets in the decaying world, the Holy Trinity attempted to make their escape. Using Hatuey as a distraction, the group allowed Rabo to temporarily alter their ''source'' from Fertility to Virility, an extremely dangerous maneuver. This was no guarantee of safety from the Continuity Police, but the signature left from their movement would be much smaller than it would have been with Fertility. It had now been approximately 4 months since the group was able to leave Burong, and as they crossed the threshold of the Imaginary Plane briefly via Rabo's Virile pulse, they found themselves in a quite different world.

Not only was reality even further broken, with even gravity itself having frequent malfunctions as they crossed the terrain, but they realized that perhaps 95% of the population had been converted into an ever-larger imploding clash of larger and larger units of [[Wet Ghoul]] material and raw, disconnected fertility and sterility. The group boarded a small naval vessel in northern Senegal and sailed north until they arrived in Western Sahara, where a powerful group of fishermen stopped them. The Holy Trinity offered to bring them to sanctuary in Burong or heal their accelerating [[Fertile Hyperinflation]], but they declined, stating that they had been saved by "the monkey."

The group disembarked and followed the fishermen to the Western Saharan town of De Lamhiriz. The fishermen were not lying: much of the old world had indeed been conquered by a highly intelligent chimpanzee named [[Gideon Shimp]]. Shimp had established De Lamhiriz as his palace after fleeing the British Isles, and so was available to have a direct audience with the Holy Trinity. Shimp, as it turned out, was once the pet chimpanzee of [[Kevin Skittersby]], one of the perpetrators of the [[Woodborough Gloucestershire]] Problem. Shimp had already been one of the most intelligent non-human animals on Earth before the corruption of 17.1i, and had already discovered the secrets of [[Sterility]] in [[Tea]]. His ability, "Monkey Gone To Heaven," only fully emerged after the corruption. It allowed him to funnel "understanding and enlightenment" to all beings willing to accept the beacon of pure Sterility that emanated from his large chimp eyes.

The Holy Trinity explained that Sterile beings were not allowed to enter Burong, and that they wished to simply gather more fertile converts to preserve their lives. As Shimp made very clear to them, the only Fertile Territories that remained in the ever-subdividing quadrants of the Earth was the [[New California Republic]]. Shimp preferred to maintain his status as "Caesar" of his "Legions" and do battle with the New California Republic whenever necessary. He wanted no interference from the Holy Trinity or Burong.

By the time this conversation at Caesar's Palace De Lamhiriz concluded, Rabo could sense the approach of the [[Continuity Police]], so the group made their way back toward Burong.

As it turned out, Gideon Shimp was a common threat to the fabric of reality in several timelines in the Imaginary Plane, and as such, the Continuity Police's discovery of Shimp's lair led to a period of unbridled warfare between the two groups. For the remainder of 2020 and into early 2021, the Holy Trinity made occasional excursions into the outside world, but found fewer and fewer recognizable terrains. By early May 2021, The Chosen One needed to spend most of his days repairing the fabric of reality at the bounds of Burong. Meanwhile, the Continuity Police and the New California Republic's [[The The Los Angeles Angels]] managed to pierce some of the Gloucestershire barriers and conquer most of Shimp's territory. Finally, as the world literally crumbled around, Shimp]] walked to the gates of Burong, alone and defeated. He was profoundly dangerous, and in an attempt to make him less dangerous, Rabo converted his Sterility into Virility, making him Burong-compatible and also highly dangerous to the Anile Continuity Police. When Hatuey saw Shimp enter Burong, she immediately left for another reality.

==The Only House That's Not On Fire Yet (2021)==
It was May 21st, 2021. Burong was the only place that ''didn't'' sink that day.

==Asymptotic (2022)==
Burong was a stable piece of reality for nearly a year, but in early 2022 it, too, began to crumble.

[[Category:Events]]

The Wrong Days

2026-09-12T06:11:57Z

King Horror: /* Besieged for Continuity's Sake (2020) */

{{HISTORICAL_EVENT
|image = Wrong days png.png
|caption = Karl Gurevich Requiem and The Chosen One
|date = September 11th, 2019 - May 11th, 2021
|location = -17.1i, +17.1i
|death_toll = all
|damage = all
|context = [[RETCON]]
|perpetrator = [[Stressed Out Society]], [[Kyle Mendez]]
|involved = all}}
'''The Wrong Days ''' is a span of time in the -17.1i and +17.1i timeline between September 11th, 2019 and May 11th, 2021, that should not exist. Everything about it is ''wrong''.

The Wrong Days began after the [[RETCON]] collided an alternate timeline of +17i with the previously stable temporal path +17.1i. +17.1i and -17.1i then became an extremely unstable alternate timeline that ended with the eventual inevitable death of [[Mung Brigham]] on May 11th, 2021. At that time, the Wrong Days, and the validity of the entire 17.1 timeline set, ceased to be ''true. ''

This timeline saw the departure of the [[Friendly Council]] and all [[FUR-E]]s from a dimension deemed useless, the rise of [[Kyle Mendez|The Chosen One]] and [[Karl Gurevich Requiem]], and the second resurrection of [[Mr. Sioux Red]].

== Out of the Ashes a New Pantheon is Born (2019) ==
Karl Gurevich was freed from the confines of Yellow Ken's frothy spatial chains and in the process of being revived from such a quasi-dead state, he changed. Much like Aleksey Pivovarov's release from Odin's prison altered his source to make him Aleksey Pivovarov Requiem, Karl's release back into reality caused him to undergo a transformation of his own, and he became Karl Gurevich Requiem. Karl writhed in agony as his essence began to change. In his omnipotence, The Chosen One took notice of this alteration of data. He, who had essentially become the new HE, could feel the disdain for a common enemy-the descendants of Rada K Romanov. He reached out his hand, and Karl accepted the gesture.

Meanwhile, BOB and other surviving members of the [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms|Hallowed Council]] reconvened a few blocks away from the rubble and dissipated. BOB was satisfied with his success; he and some mysterious force from another universe actually managed to defeat the Friendly Council, or at least its control over fate. He had also successfully attained the Fertility of Mr. Sioux Red. Surely some hidden excess of his soul existed somewhere, at least to the knowledge of the man(REPTILE) who iced him in the first place. He could not rejoice visibly, however, for his grandson Yosef was mourning the loss of his cousin Aleksey who died in the destruction of Yggdrasil. After their harrowing journey during the Worst Days, BOB and Yosef now shared a strong familial bond with one another. For the first time in many years, perhaps ever, they hugged.

The rubble cleared across the land. The Friendly Council disbanded, and its [[REPTILE]]s and sheriffs were on their own. In the Gambia, [[Adama Barrow]]'s regime quickly began to fall apart without mystical intervention, paving the way for the [[Coffee Liberation Front]] to make its way back to power. Because of these foreign affairs, [[Jeffrey Meena]]'s political campaign began to lose momentum. The [[Crimson Bean]] had left Donald Trump's body anyway, so Meena's intentions were entirely selfish.

All the while, The Chosen One rapidly began approaching Fertile Apotheosis, assisted by Karl Gurevich Requiem, whose new ability, Russian Lullaby, allowed him to inflate or deflate the value of fertility. Soon, Rabo made his way to the pair, to assist in their goal to keep the universe together after the departure of the Friendly Council. Of course, even three of the most powerful beings in the universe couldn't hold everything together forever.

By late October, the first changes began.
[[File:Warudo.png|thumb|527x527px]]

== Hoedown Throwdown, The Gambia Style (2019-2020) ==
The average fertility among lifeforms began to fluctuate at an unnatural level. Some people who were original of typical fertility levels became incredibly [[extrafertile]], while others became highly [[Sterility|sterile]] and yet others disappeared entirely, either due to consumption by ravenous [[Timeless Being|Timeless Beings]] or by their attainment of [[Anility|Anile]] or [[Virility|Virile]] traits. By the first week of November 2019, even the least sentient of lifeforms were beginning to express these traits as well. From bacteria to trees to flies to humans, particle destruction was rampant.

World governments began to collapse as basic tenets civilization were no longer feasible. The [[Quantum Beef Bomb]] of Borger, Texas on November 1st 2019 led to a burst of sterile energy so strong that it breached the 17.1 continuum and affected multiple other planes. A duel between two British ex-friends, [[Kevin Skittersby]] and [[Woodborough Gloucestershire]] yielded in such an inversion of energy that Woodborough's visage was ''installed'' into one of several boundaries in cracks in the world's ''source.''

Rabo, in his state of [[Fertile Apotheosis]], knew that the current situation was thoroughly unsustainable. He, together with The Chosen One and Karl Gurevich Requiem, established the [[Holy Trinity]], in mid-December 2019. However, it wasn't until the Woodborough Gloucestershire Glitch had sheared the Earth into four uneven quadrants that were impossible to pass through that the three began to be recognized as the authority in this rapidly-changing world.

The United States and China fell into states of fractured anarchy rather quickly upon the emergence of the Woodborough Fissures, and the rest of the world followed suit over the next few months. As such, presidential candidate [[Jeffrey Meena]] abandoned his presidential ambitions and became a warlord that ruled over the [[New California Republic]], named so explicitly because of Meena's severe addiction to the ''Fallout'' Franchise. Once his dominion was established, he moved the seat of government, and the official stadium for the Los Angeles Angels baseball team, to his home town of Salton City, California where he made the stadium his personal residence. The former members of the Los Angeles Angels had been dosed with high levels of fertile energy and were hired by Meena as his personal guard. This elite organization, [[The Los Los Angeles Angels Angeles]], was a formidable force in this doomed timeline.

As reality continued to break up and the Fissures expanded, The Holy Trinity traveled from town to town across large swaths of the world. The Chosen One cured glitches in the fabric of reality, Rabo strengthened the ''source'' of the landscapes and their lifeforms, and Karl Gurevich Requiem learned to use the newfound power he had attained from the body of Odin, Russian Lullaby, which allowed him to extract fertility or sterility from the outer world and concentrate it in lifeforms with such a gravity that [[Fertile Hyperinflation]] occurs. The rapidly dwindling population of the world came to worship the Holy Trinity for the stability they brought in their travels. There were tensions forming in the Trinity, however, as not only did Karl have a strong hatred toward Rabo, but Rabo began to grow weary of the shortsightedness of The Chosen One. This world would not last long, but the mission of restoration across the world continued.

For some reason, one area near the nexus of two of the major Fissures was apparently immune to the glitches in reality: [[Burong|Burong, The Gambia]]. Karl Gurevich Requiem had been pressuring the Trinity to make a stop in The Gambia for several months. In May of 2020, they arrived to a village much different than it had been since its most recent [[Sinkings of Burong|sinking]].

Burong was now an enormous village of tents full of refugees from around the world, all of whom were extrafertile. Not a single sterile being was present in the village. While The Trinity had grown accustomed to adoration upon their arrival, this did not occur in Burong. Instead, there was silence, only interrupted with the whipping of the [[Coffee Liberation Front]] flags which flew over a field of stern stares.

One smile interrupted the mass of frowns - and it was that of [[Hatuey]] The Spoiler.

'''"Finally, things can start getting interesting around here." - Hatuey'''

Hatuey, only able to see potential futures up until the definite ending of the timeline, had been left to her own devices in Burong, extensively reading future developments. She was excited to see The Chosen One arrive in Burong, as it signified that interesting things were to come.

After asking around to find that there were no glitches to be found, Hatuey explained that this iteration of Burong was a temporary asymptote, something to remain for a time after +/-17.1 is rendered a [[Removable Discontinuity]]. While this fascinated Rabo and The Chosen One, Karl was unbothered, and strolled out of town into the more chaotic realm beyond Burong. He led The Trinity out west to Georgetown to the site of [[Coffee Haus 10]].

Coffee Haus 10 had been thoroughly converted into a fort and wall complex constructed entirely out of logs and pieces of sheet metal. At the center square was a bell tower, which began to ring as soon as the Trinity was within a quarter mile of the site. Out came several members of the [[Coffee Liberation Front]], now the de facto government of The Gambia. Most were obviously highly extrafertile and armed with fencing swords and AR-15s. A voice behind the troops called "Halt," before the soldiers cleared a path for the lords of the realm, [[Mr. Sioux Red]] and his son, [[Sioux Red Jr.]]

Karl approached without caution, hands confidently half-stuffed between his belt and his pants, pretending to chew gum though none existed. He noticed something was certainly different about Mr. Sioux Red.

Without a word, Sioux Red handed his son his staff, stepped into the opening between them and the Trinity, and he began to dance, a hideous, frantic mix of a Square Dance and The Macarena. The troops put down their weapons and began clapping in sync to the beat, shouting with joy at the miraculous moves of their revived, fearless leader. What ensued was a dance competition for the ages, a Hoedown Throwdown, The Gambia Style, one may say.

Karl presented some surprisingly sensual and powerful dance moves but in the end was thwarted by the sick moves of Sioux Red Jr., who shamed the competition. Rabo, having been in a fugue state for the prior seven minutes, came to the realization that Sioux Red's fertility was not fully his own, but rather, a mix of his own and BOB's.

Rabo felt that BOB (and thus, [[Super BOB]]) was an affront to nature, and thus Sioux Red's renewed life was, perhaps, unpalatable to him. BOB's actions during 17.1i's 9/11 of the Dead had actually brought Sioux Red back from nothingness. Feeling a sense of inevitability approaching, Rabo departed 17.1i and returned to -17i in the blink of an eye. As parting words, he turned to a panting Karl Gurevich Requiem:

'''"In this big bold world, there is no 'should,' merely what is. I've seen through The [[Looking Glass]]. But this, this should not be." - Rabo'''

Sioux Red Jr. commanded the two remaining members of the Holy Trinity to leave Burong at once. The Chosen One demonstrated his ability to temporarily fix breaks in reality, putting a hole in the visage of Woodborough Gloucestershire before the eyes of the people of Burong.

Impressed, the Sioux Reds invited Karl and Kyle in for some coffee. In their large, candle-lit tent, Sioux explained his disdain for Karl and his prior actions involving Starbucks, and then asked if the two members of the Trinity had discovered a convenient way to help the humans of typical fertility escape the dying dimension. Kyle, exhibiting the hubris expected of a Chosen One, boldly declared that this dimension would not end on his watch.

'''"Yes it will be more challenging without Rabo and his [[Fertile Apotheosis]], but with Karl's help I can keep this world afloat indefinitely." - Kyle Mendez, The Chosen One'''

Karl winced a bit at that statement. Hatuey appeared at that moment, looking concerned toward Karl. Everyone in the room was visibly startled, but dinner and coffee continued. Hatuey tried to warn the group of what was to come, but they ignored her as if she were a pest to be shooed away.

==Besieged for Continuity's Sake (2020)==
The entire quantum enclave of Burong was rocked by a thunderous rumbling. Hatuey audibly said "Shit" under her breath. As the five powerful beings left the tent to see what was going on outside, they noticed what looked like an army of shadowy individuals surrounding the glitch wall. A voice over a megaphone rang over the confused crowd in Burong:

'''"Looks like you've all ended up right where I need you, so I intend to keep you there." -???'''

It was none other than [[Chief]] of the [[Continuity Police]], leading hundreds of Continuity officers in a circle around the village, just outside of the glitch.

'''"Don't try crossing into another plane - we'll find you there. In fact, your friend Rabo's movement is what led me to pinpoint this location in spacetime. You can thank him later." - Chief'''

Not amused, The Chosen One walked up to the glitch wall and opened a path large enough for two Continuity Policemen to come charging in for an attack. Kyle was immediately kicked in the balls and tackled to the ground, knocking the wind out of him. As one officer beat his face and the other attempted to apply quantum handcuffs, Kyle attempted to force them off by levitating, but he couldn't lift himself up with a quantum handcuff applied. Karl approached and siphoned fertility and sterility from the exterior world and pumped fertility into one officer and sterility in the other before pulling their energies into one another. In the nick of time, Kyle used his ability, Life Itself, on himself, to keep his energy from being destroyed. The officers were knocked to the ground, but were not destroyed, seemingly due to their strength deriving from Anility.

As the occupation of the Continuity Police expanded in Burong and other "safe" pockets in the decaying world, the Holy Trinity attempted to make their escape. Using Hatuey as a distraction, the group allowed Rabo to temporarily alter their ''source'' from Fertility to Virility, an extremely dangerous maneuver. This was no guarantee of safety from the Continuity Police, but the signature left from their movement would be much smaller than it would have been with Fertility. It had now been approximately 4 months since the group was able to leave Burong, and as they crossed the threshold of the Imaginary Plane briefly via Rabo's Virile pulse, they found themselves in a quite different world.

Not only was reality even further broken, with even gravity itself having frequent malfunctions as they crossed the terrain, but they realized that perhaps 95% of the population had been converted into an ever-larger imploding clash of larger and larger units of [[Wet Ghoul]] material and raw, disconnected fertility and sterility. The group boarded a small naval vessel in northern Senegal and sailed north until they arrived in Western Sahara, where a powerful group of fishermen stopped them. The Holy Trinity offered to bring them to sanctuary in Burong or heal their accelerating [[Fertile Hyperinflation]], but they declined, stating that they had been saved by "the monkey."

The group disembarked and followed the fishermen to the Western Saharan town of De Lamhiriz. The fishermen were not lying: much of the old world had indeed been conquered by a highly intelligent chimpanzee named [[Gideon Shimp]]. Shimp had established De Lamhiriz as his palace after fleeing the British Isles, and so was available to have a direct audience with the Holy Trinity. Shimp, as it turned out, was once the pet chimpanzee of [[Kevin Skittersby]], one of the perpetrators of the [[Woodborough Gloucestershire]] Problem. Shimp had already been one of the most intelligent non-human animals on Earth before the corruption of 17.1i, and had already discovered the secrets of [[Sterility]] in [[Tea]]. His ability, "Monkey Gone To Heaven," only fully emerged after the corruption. It allowed him to funnel "understanding and enlightenment" to all beings willing to accept the beacon of pure Sterility that emanated from his large chimp eyes.

The Holy Trinity explained that Sterile beings were not allowed to enter Burong, and that they wished to simply gather more fertile converts to preserve their lives. As Shimp made very clear to them, the only Fertile Territories that remained in the ever-subdividing quadrants of the Earth was the [[New California Republic]]. Shimp preferred to maintain his status as "Caesar" of his "Legions" and do battle with the New California Republic whenever necessary. He wanted no interference from the Holy Trinity or Burong.

By the time this conversation at Caesar's Palace De Lamhiriz concluded, Rabo could sense the approach of the [[Continuity Police]], so the group made their way back toward Burong.

==The Only House That's Not On Fire Yet (2021)==
It was May 21st, 2021. Burong was the only place that ''didn't'' sink that day.

==Asymptotic (2022)==
Burong was a stable piece of reality for nearly a year, but in early 2022 it, too, began to crumble.

[[Category:Events]]

The Wrong Days

2026-09-12T05:47:21Z

King Horror: /* Besieged for Continuity's Sake (2020) */

{{HISTORICAL_EVENT
|image = Wrong days png.png
|caption = Karl Gurevich Requiem and The Chosen One
|date = September 11th, 2019 - May 11th, 2021
|location = -17.1i, +17.1i
|death_toll = all
|damage = all
|context = [[RETCON]]
|perpetrator = [[Stressed Out Society]], [[Kyle Mendez]]
|involved = all}}
'''The Wrong Days ''' is a span of time in the -17.1i and +17.1i timeline between September 11th, 2019 and May 11th, 2021, that should not exist. Everything about it is ''wrong''.

The Wrong Days began after the [[RETCON]] collided an alternate timeline of +17i with the previously stable temporal path +17.1i. +17.1i and -17.1i then became an extremely unstable alternate timeline that ended with the eventual inevitable death of [[Mung Brigham]] on May 11th, 2021. At that time, the Wrong Days, and the validity of the entire 17.1 timeline set, ceased to be ''true. ''

This timeline saw the departure of the [[Friendly Council]] and all [[FUR-E]]s from a dimension deemed useless, the rise of [[Kyle Mendez|The Chosen One]] and [[Karl Gurevich Requiem]], and the second resurrection of [[Mr. Sioux Red]].

== Out of the Ashes a New Pantheon is Born (2019) ==
Karl Gurevich was freed from the confines of Yellow Ken's frothy spatial chains and in the process of being revived from such a quasi-dead state, he changed. Much like Aleksey Pivovarov's release from Odin's prison altered his source to make him Aleksey Pivovarov Requiem, Karl's release back into reality caused him to undergo a transformation of his own, and he became Karl Gurevich Requiem. Karl writhed in agony as his essence began to change. In his omnipotence, The Chosen One took notice of this alteration of data. He, who had essentially become the new HE, could feel the disdain for a common enemy-the descendants of Rada K Romanov. He reached out his hand, and Karl accepted the gesture.

Meanwhile, BOB and other surviving members of the [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms|Hallowed Council]] reconvened a few blocks away from the rubble and dissipated. BOB was satisfied with his success; he and some mysterious force from another universe actually managed to defeat the Friendly Council, or at least its control over fate. He had also successfully attained the Fertility of Mr. Sioux Red. Surely some hidden excess of his soul existed somewhere, at least to the knowledge of the man(REPTILE) who iced him in the first place. He could not rejoice visibly, however, for his grandson Yosef was mourning the loss of his cousin Aleksey who died in the destruction of Yggdrasil. After their harrowing journey during the Worst Days, BOB and Yosef now shared a strong familial bond with one another. For the first time in many years, perhaps ever, they hugged.

The rubble cleared across the land. The Friendly Council disbanded, and its [[REPTILE]]s and sheriffs were on their own. In the Gambia, [[Adama Barrow]]'s regime quickly began to fall apart without mystical intervention, paving the way for the [[Coffee Liberation Front]] to make its way back to power. Because of these foreign affairs, [[Jeffrey Meena]]'s political campaign began to lose momentum. The [[Crimson Bean]] had left Donald Trump's body anyway, so Meena's intentions were entirely selfish.

All the while, The Chosen One rapidly began approaching Fertile Apotheosis, assisted by Karl Gurevich Requiem, whose new ability, Russian Lullaby, allowed him to inflate or deflate the value of fertility. Soon, Rabo made his way to the pair, to assist in their goal to keep the universe together after the departure of the Friendly Council. Of course, even three of the most powerful beings in the universe couldn't hold everything together forever.

By late October, the first changes began.
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== Hoedown Throwdown, The Gambia Style (2019-2020) ==
The average fertility among lifeforms began to fluctuate at an unnatural level. Some people who were original of typical fertility levels became incredibly [[extrafertile]], while others became highly [[Sterility|sterile]] and yet others disappeared entirely, either due to consumption by ravenous [[Timeless Being|Timeless Beings]] or by their attainment of [[Anility|Anile]] or [[Virility|Virile]] traits. By the first week of November 2019, even the least sentient of lifeforms were beginning to express these traits as well. From bacteria to trees to flies to humans, particle destruction was rampant.

World governments began to collapse as basic tenets civilization were no longer feasible. The [[Quantum Beef Bomb]] of Borger, Texas on November 1st 2019 led to a burst of sterile energy so strong that it breached the 17.1 continuum and affected multiple other planes. A duel between two British ex-friends, [[Kevin Skittersby]] and [[Woodborough Gloucestershire]] yielded in such an inversion of energy that Woodborough's visage was ''installed'' into one of several boundaries in cracks in the world's ''source.''

Rabo, in his state of [[Fertile Apotheosis]], knew that the current situation was thoroughly unsustainable. He, together with The Chosen One and Karl Gurevich Requiem, established the [[Holy Trinity]], in mid-December 2019. However, it wasn't until the Woodborough Gloucestershire Glitch had sheared the Earth into four uneven quadrants that were impossible to pass through that the three began to be recognized as the authority in this rapidly-changing world.

The United States and China fell into states of fractured anarchy rather quickly upon the emergence of the Woodborough Fissures, and the rest of the world followed suit over the next few months. As such, presidential candidate [[Jeffrey Meena]] abandoned his presidential ambitions and became a warlord that ruled over the [[New California Republic]], named so explicitly because of Meena's severe addiction to the ''Fallout'' Franchise. Once his dominion was established, he moved the seat of government, and the official stadium for the Los Angeles Angels baseball team, to his home town of Salton City, California where he made the stadium his personal residence. The former members of the Los Angeles Angels had been dosed with high levels of fertile energy and were hired by Meena as his personal guard. This elite organization, [[The Los Los Angeles Angels Angeles]], was a formidable force in this doomed timeline.

As reality continued to break up and the Fissures expanded, The Holy Trinity traveled from town to town across large swaths of the world. The Chosen One cured glitches in the fabric of reality, Rabo strengthened the ''source'' of the landscapes and their lifeforms, and Karl Gurevich Requiem learned to use the newfound power he had attained from the body of Odin, Russian Lullaby, which allowed him to extract fertility or sterility from the outer world and concentrate it in lifeforms with such a gravity that [[Fertile Hyperinflation]] occurs. The rapidly dwindling population of the world came to worship the Holy Trinity for the stability they brought in their travels. There were tensions forming in the Trinity, however, as not only did Karl have a strong hatred toward Rabo, but Rabo began to grow weary of the shortsightedness of The Chosen One. This world would not last long, but the mission of restoration across the world continued.

For some reason, one area near the nexus of two of the major Fissures was apparently immune to the glitches in reality: [[Burong|Burong, The Gambia]]. Karl Gurevich Requiem had been pressuring the Trinity to make a stop in The Gambia for several months. In May of 2020, they arrived to a village much different than it had been since its most recent [[Sinkings of Burong|sinking]].

Burong was now an enormous village of tents full of refugees from around the world, all of whom were extrafertile. Not a single sterile being was present in the village. While The Trinity had grown accustomed to adoration upon their arrival, this did not occur in Burong. Instead, there was silence, only interrupted with the whipping of the [[Coffee Liberation Front]] flags which flew over a field of stern stares.

One smile interrupted the mass of frowns - and it was that of [[Hatuey]] The Spoiler.

'''"Finally, things can start getting interesting around here." - Hatuey'''

Hatuey, only able to see potential futures up until the definite ending of the timeline, had been left to her own devices in Burong, extensively reading future developments. She was excited to see The Chosen One arrive in Burong, as it signified that interesting things were to come.

After asking around to find that there were no glitches to be found, Hatuey explained that this iteration of Burong was a temporary asymptote, something to remain for a time after +/-17.1 is rendered a [[Removable Discontinuity]]. While this fascinated Rabo and The Chosen One, Karl was unbothered, and strolled out of town into the more chaotic realm beyond Burong. He led The Trinity out west to Georgetown to the site of [[Coffee Haus 10]].

Coffee Haus 10 had been thoroughly converted into a fort and wall complex constructed entirely out of logs and pieces of sheet metal. At the center square was a bell tower, which began to ring as soon as the Trinity was within a quarter mile of the site. Out came several members of the [[Coffee Liberation Front]], now the de facto government of The Gambia. Most were obviously highly extrafertile and armed with fencing swords and AR-15s. A voice behind the troops called "Halt," before the soldiers cleared a path for the lords of the realm, [[Mr. Sioux Red]] and his son, [[Sioux Red Jr.]]

Karl approached without caution, hands confidently half-stuffed between his belt and his pants, pretending to chew gum though none existed. He noticed something was certainly different about Mr. Sioux Red.

Without a word, Sioux Red handed his son his staff, stepped into the opening between them and the Trinity, and he began to dance, a hideous, frantic mix of a Square Dance and The Macarena. The troops put down their weapons and began clapping in sync to the beat, shouting with joy at the miraculous moves of their revived, fearless leader. What ensued was a dance competition for the ages, a Hoedown Throwdown, The Gambia Style, one may say.

Karl presented some surprisingly sensual and powerful dance moves but in the end was thwarted by the sick moves of Sioux Red Jr., who shamed the competition. Rabo, having been in a fugue state for the prior seven minutes, came to the realization that Sioux Red's fertility was not fully his own, but rather, a mix of his own and BOB's.

Rabo felt that BOB (and thus, [[Super BOB]]) was an affront to nature, and thus Sioux Red's renewed life was, perhaps, unpalatable to him. BOB's actions during 17.1i's 9/11 of the Dead had actually brought Sioux Red back from nothingness. Feeling a sense of inevitability approaching, Rabo departed 17.1i and returned to -17i in the blink of an eye. As parting words, he turned to a panting Karl Gurevich Requiem:

'''"In this big bold world, there is no 'should,' merely what is. I've seen through The [[Looking Glass]]. But this, this should not be." - Rabo'''

Sioux Red Jr. commanded the two remaining members of the Holy Trinity to leave Burong at once. The Chosen One demonstrated his ability to temporarily fix breaks in reality, putting a hole in the visage of Woodborough Gloucestershire before the eyes of the people of Burong.

Impressed, the Sioux Reds invited Karl and Kyle in for some coffee. In their large, candle-lit tent, Sioux explained his disdain for Karl and his prior actions involving Starbucks, and then asked if the two members of the Trinity had discovered a convenient way to help the humans of typical fertility escape the dying dimension. Kyle, exhibiting the hubris expected of a Chosen One, boldly declared that this dimension would not end on his watch.

'''"Yes it will be more challenging without Rabo and his [[Fertile Apotheosis]], but with Karl's help I can keep this world afloat indefinitely." - Kyle Mendez, The Chosen One'''

Karl winced a bit at that statement. Hatuey appeared at that moment, looking concerned toward Karl. Everyone in the room was visibly startled, but dinner and coffee continued. Hatuey tried to warn the group of what was to come, but they ignored her as if she were a pest to be shooed away.

==Besieged for Continuity's Sake (2020)==
The entire quantum enclave of Burong was rocked by a thunderous rumbling. Hatuey audibly said "Shit" under her breath. As the five powerful beings left the tent to see what was going on outside, they noticed what looked like an army of shadowy individuals surrounding the glitch wall. A voice over a megaphone rang over the confused crowd in Burong:

'''"Looks like you've all ended up right where I need you, so I intend to keep you there." -???'''

It was none other than [[Chief]] of the [[Continuity Police]], leading hundreds of Continuity officers in a circle around the village, just outside of the glitch.

'''"Don't try crossing into another plane - we'll find you there. In fact, your friend Rabo's movement is what led me to pinpoint this location in spacetime. You can thank him later." - Chief'''

Not amused, The Chosen One walked up to the glitch wall and opened a path large enough for two Continuity Policemen to come charging in for an attack. Kyle was immediately kicked in the balls and tackled to the ground, knocking the wind out of him. As one officer beat his face and the other attempted to apply quantum handcuffs, Kyle attempted to force them off by levitating, but he couldn't lift himself up with a quantum handcuff applied. Karl approached and siphoned fertility and sterility from the exterior world and pumped fertility into one officer and sterility in the other before pulling their energies into one another. In the nick of time, Kyle used his ability, Life Itself, on himself, to keep his energy from being destroyed. The officers were knocked to the ground, but were not destroyed, seemingly due to their strength deriving from Anility.

As the occupation of the Continuity Police expanded in Burong and other "safe" pockets in the decaying world, the Holy Trinity attempted to make their escape. Using Hatuey as a distraction, the group allowed Rabo to temporarily alter their *source* from Fertility to Virility, an extremely dangerous maneuver. This was no guarantee of safety from the Continuity Police, but the signature left from their movement would be much smaller than it would have been with Fertility.

==The Only House That's Not On Fire Yet (2021)==
It was May 21st, 2021. Burong was the only place that ''didn't'' sink that day.

==Asymptotic (2022)==
Burong was a stable piece of reality for nearly a year, but in early 2022 it, too, began to crumble.

[[Category:Events]]

File:Joaquin.png

2026-09-11T21:11:40Z

King Horror:

Joaquin De Los Pavos

2026-09-11T21:11:29Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|name = Turkey Jack|image = joaquin.png|birth = June 1493|death = 2030|caption = De Los Pavos at Saint Augustine; lithograph circia 1912}}

Joaquin de los Pavos (referred to as “Turkey Jack” in some Cajun folklore) is a former Spanish conquistador and founding member of the [[Fountain of Youth]].

He joined the [[All-American Suckers]] in 1862 and supplied them with their famous sentient capes.

File:Skittersby.png

2026-09-11T20:58:28Z

King Horror:

Gideon Shimp

2026-09-11T20:51:13Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|image = shimp.png|birth = June 1999|death = May 2021 (-17.1i) 2036 (-17i, etc.)|caption = Gideon Shimp, looking ''daft''}}

Gideon Shimp is Britain's most famous chimp. Rated "Most British Chimp" 11 years in a row, Gideon drinks approximately 16 litres (liters) of tea per day.

Existing in realities approximately between 16i and 19i, some iterations of Shimp are extremely powerful [[Sterility]] users.

Gideon Shimp (19.87i) successfully conquered Earth (19.87i) in 2018 after playing Sid Meier's Civilization V for nearly 10,000 hours while in captivity and subsequently escaping.

During [[The Wrong Days]] (17.1i), Shimp foolishly sacrificed himself in order to allow [[Karl Gurevich Requiem]] to escape the dying reality and re-emerge in 17i.

File:Shimp.png

2026-09-11T20:49:28Z

King Horror:

Gideon Shimp

2026-09-11T20:48:46Z

King Horror: Created page with "{{Biography|image = shimp.png|birth = June 1999|death = May 2021 (-17.1i) 2036 (-17i, etc.)|caption = Gideon Shimp, looking ''daft''}} Gideon Shimp is Britain's most famous chimp. Rated "Most British Chimp" 11 years in a row, Gideon drinks approximately 16 litres (liters) of tea per day. Existing in realities approximately between 16i and 19i, some iterations of Shimp are extremely powerful Sterility users. Gideon Shimp (19.87i) successfully conquered Earth (19.8..."

Unbound Entity

2026-08-28T19:29:22Z

King Horror:

An Unbound Entity is a being or other form of physical or ethereal matter that has a continually (and often unstoppably) amassing volume of [[Fertility]], [[Sterility]], [[Virility]], or [[Anility]]. This state of being is typically a result of [[Fertile Hyperinflation]] or the hyperinflation of the analogous [[Entanglement|entanglements]].

Depending on the soul of the Unbound Entity, these can be greatly destructive to their home realities. In fact, several discontinuities in the Imaginary Plane are attributed to maleficent or unwieldly Unbound Entity activity.

Due to their destructive power, Unbound Entities face great discrimination in the ''entangled'' community. Public speakers such as [[Garth Pissman]] advocate the fair treatment of these beings.

Many members of the [[Veterans of the Riparian Expedition]] (VORE) have seemingly learned the secret to "inflation," as all of them have found ways to contain, relocate, or dissipate their fertility after experiencing acute [[Fertile Hyperinflation]].

BOB

2026-08-28T19:27:43Z

King Horror:

{{Biography
|title = BOB
|image = 980x.jpg
|caption = BOB as seen on a ghost hunting mission near Baku, Azerbaijan in early 1953.
|name = BOB
|birth = March 1901
|death = Still Alive (Age 117)
|parents = Unknown
|spouse = Unknown
|children = Anna Romanov
|career = Paranormal Investigator
|known_for = The Haunt of Baku
}}

{{Character_Sheet
|image = Ol bob.png
|caption = BOB before the haunt, photo from 1943
|species = Human
|provenance = Azeri Soviet
|height = 6'4"
|weight = 221 lbs
|eye_color = brown
|fertility = Extremely extrafertile
|special_ability = Fire On High, Source
|native_dimension = -17i
|song_/_artist = Axl Rose
|movie = Ghost Rider
|tv_show = Jeopardy
|passtime = Sudoku
|sports_team = Hare Scramble
|political_party = anti-Soviet, Britain
|friend = Paul McSaggins, Aleksey Pivovarov
|animal = Yeth Hound
|insecurity = Lonliness
|dungeons_and_dragons_alignment = Chaotic Good
|number = 53
}}

{{Ability
|title = Fire On High
|image = fireonhigh.jpg
|trait = -Allows user to see into other dimensions through flames
-Allows user to manifest fertility through excited air
-Allows user to take spiritual energy from other dimensions
-Allows user to convert the universal properties (fertility, sterility, anility, and virility) into each other (not discovered until 2019)
|origin = Mustard Gas + Coffee
|power = 9.9/10
|rarity = 4/10
|destructive_power = 5/10
}}

BOB is a paranormal investigator born in Azerbaijan, currently residing in Arlington, Virginia. Not much is known about his personal life, but his celebrity in the Caspian Sea region is immense. He speaks 12 languages: ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijani_language Azeri], Russian, Georgian, Hindi, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tocharian_languages Tocharian A], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_Trebizond Trapezi Greek], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doric_Greek Laconian Greek], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_language Magyar], English, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinglish Chinglish], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_language Suomi,] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okg_kNhCzmk Ghost]).

== Early Life and Career ==
BOB reports that one of his first memories was a sighting of "The Crimean Man" in an Azeri dock in 1905. Traumatized by this, he was quick to join a local mafia that protected the region from the Persian, British, and Russian scum in the long lasting aftermath of the Crimean War.

After World War One, the recreational use of mustard gas was popular in Baku, and BOB fell victim to an overdose, after which, as he said, he "was opened to the visibility of ghosts, and quickly learned their intricate language." He was instantly made a celebrity between then and the Soviet takeover of the region. During the early Soviet years he made his money illegally consulting families privately about their ghost issues in exchange for wooden crates.

In 1954 he met and seduced [[Rada K. Romanov]] and impregnated her in exchange for her ex-husband's supply of wooden crates. He was nearly ready to accept his new life with Rada when he was struck with an [[Haunt of Baku|emergent call to action in ghost politics.]] He had an encounter with [[Gar]], who, in exchange for his fertility, granted him an extended, yet not infinite lifespan. After this event, he ran away to America, leaving behind Rada and his unborn child, [[Anna Romanov]].

At some point spacially between then and 1985, BOB and [[Yellow Ken]] travelled to the Imaginary Plane after gaining possession of the Mandlebrot graph. He encountered a series of [[Timeless Being|Timeless Beings]] and gods, and had a battle with [[Rabo]] known as the [[Battle of -13i+1985j]]. Rabo was forced to the mortal plane. Yellow Ken and BOB officially became members of the [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms]], an organization that protects each and every earth from enemies such as Super Ghosts, Hemigods, and the [[Friendly Council]].

In 2001, Anna Romanov found BOB after his cloaking magic failed. He had unsuccessfully tried to prevent the Friendly Council from causing 9/11 and killed [[Erina Yantav]] in cold blood. He was found at a good time, as his step-son [[Gak Rasputin]] had invaded Omsk with an army of Yeth hounds. He united the [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms]] and unilaterally destroyed Gak's army and prevented [[Gar]] from expanding his grasp into Siberia.

Immediately after returning he found that Arlington had become a hub for paranormal activity in his absence, and he fought the armies of the [[Crimson Bean]].

During the [[Coffee Coup of 2021]], BOB fought [[Rabo]] and lost, becoming a [[Super Ghost]] himself shortly after.

To this day, BOB is said to guard the memorials of Washington DC, in the form of [[Super BOB]].
[[Category:People]]

The Assistant

2026-08-28T19:20:31Z

King Horror: Created page with "The Assistant was the cofounder and second leader of the All-American Suckers after the death of famous vampire hunter Abraham Lincoln. He led the organization from 1865 until 1936, when he was killed by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescott_Bush Prescott Bush]."

The Assistant was the cofounder and second leader of the [[All-American Suckers]] after the death of famous vampire hunter Abraham Lincoln.

He led the organization from 1865 until 1936, when he was killed by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescott_Bush Prescott Bush].

Kumarbi

2026-08-28T19:07:51Z

King Horror:

Kumarbi was one of the primordial members of the [[Friendly Council]], and is widely credited as having "seeded" the concept of agriculture in humanity on at least three separate occasions. He was allegedly the father of [[Teshub]].

He was killed in 2016 by consuming a Super-Poisoned lemon while patrolling the Black Sea.

His ability, "I Found a Way" allowed him to grant humans the idea of selectively breeding plants to augment consumable caloric material therein. He could also remove this idea from a person, thus erasing the concept of agriculture from early human groups that were approaching an unwanted level of cognitive advancement from surplus carbohydrates.

Kumarbi

2026-08-28T19:05:11Z

King Horror: Created page with "Kumarbi was one of the primordial members of the Friendly Council, and is widely credited as having "seeded" the concept of agriculture in humanity on at least three separate occasions. He was killed in 2016 by consuming a Super-Poisoned lemon while patrolling the Black Sea. His ability, "I Found a Way" allowed him to grant humans the idea of selectively breeding plants to augment consumable caloric material therein. He could also remove this idea from a person, th..."

Kumarbi was one of the primordial members of the [[Friendly Council]], and is widely credited as having "seeded" the concept of agriculture in humanity on at least three separate occasions.

He was killed in 2016 by consuming a Super-Poisoned lemon while patrolling the Black Sea.

His ability, "I Found a Way" allowed him to grant humans the idea of selectively breeding plants to augment consumable caloric material therein. He could also remove this idea from a person, thus erasing the concept of agriculture from early human groups that were approaching an unwanted level of cognitive advancement from surplus carbohydrates.

ქალღმერთი

2026-08-28T18:51:51Z

King Horror:

ქალღმერთი, or Dali, is one of the primordial members of the [[Friendly Council]]. She deals primarily with nonhuman mammals, especially Deer.

She personally watches over the [[Not Deer]], seeing them as a potential successor species to humanity and potentially beneficial for the continuance of the Friendly Council.

Her ability, Kiss the Go-Goat, grants particularly important mammals immunity from premature death and infertility. For animals deemed particularly important, she can continue their lifespans as long as is necessary to bring about her desired future.

She notably gave refuge to, and subsequently killed, the last living Mammoths on Wrangle Island after one mammoth stole her hairbrush and refused to give it back.

ქალღმერთი

2026-08-28T18:50:22Z

King Horror: Created page with "ქალღმერთი, or Dali, is one of the primordial members of the Friendly Council. She deals primarily with nonhuman mammals, especially Deer. She personally watches over the Not Deer, seeing them as a potential successor species to humanity and potentially beneficial for the continuance of the Friendly Council. Her ability, Kiss the Go-Goat, grants particularly important mammals immunity from premature death and infertility. For animals deemed par..."

ქალღმერთი, or Dali, is one of the primordial members of the [[Friendly Council]]. She deals primarily with nonhuman mammals, especially Deer.

She personally watches over the [[Not Deer]], seeing them as a potential successor species to humanity and potentially beneficial for the continuance of the Friendly Council.

Her ability, Kiss the Go-Goat, grants particularly important mammals immunity from premature death and infertility. For animals deemed particularly important, she can continue their lifespans as long as is necessary to bring about her desired future.
She notably gave refuge to, and subsequently killed, the last living Mammoths on Wrangle Island after one mammoth stole her hairbrush and refused to give it back.

Garth Pissman

2026-08-28T17:01:59Z

King Horror: Created page with "Garth Pissman is a Scottish public speaker, philanthropist, and activist for the equal treatment of Unbound Entities. An unbound entity himself, he now lives at +19.999i, part of the Positive Axial Ungovernable Range of the Imaginary Plane, though he was born in -11i, a notorious battleground between Friendly Council and Timeless Being control."

Garth Pissman is a Scottish public speaker, philanthropist, and activist for the equal treatment of [[Unbound Entity|Unbound Entities]].

An unbound entity himself, he now lives at +19.999i, part of the [[Positive Axial Ungovernable Range]] of the [[Imaginary Plane]], though he was born in -11i, a notorious battleground between [[Friendly Council]] and [[Timeless Being]] control.

Unbound Entity

2026-08-28T16:55:33Z

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An Unbound Entity is a being or other form of physical or ethereal matter that has a continually (and often unstoppably) amassing volume of [[Fertility]], [[Sterility]], [[Virility]], or [[Anility]]. This state of being is typically a result of [[Fertile Hyperinflation]] or the hyperinflation of the analogous [[Entanglement|entanglements]].

Depending on the soul of the Unbound Entity, these can be greatly destructive to their home realities. In fact, several discontinuities in the Imaginary Plane are attributed to maleficent Unbound Entity activity.

Due to their destructive power, Unbound Entities face great discrimination in the ''entangled'' community. Public speakers such as [[Garth Pissman]] advocate the fair treatment of these beings.

Many members of the [[Veterans of the Riparian Expedition]] (VORE) have seemingly learned the secret to "inflation," as all of them have found ways to contain, relocate, or dissipate their fertility after experiencing acute [[Fertile Hyperinflation]].

Unbound Entity

2026-08-28T16:54:48Z

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An Unbound Entity is a being or other form of physical or ethereal matter that has a continually (and often unstoppably) amassing volume of [[Fertility]], [[Sterility]], [[Virility]], or [[Anility]]. This state of being is typically a result of [[Fertile Hyperinflation]] or the hyperinflation of the analogous [[Entanglement|entanglements]].

Depending on the soul of the Unbound Entity, these can be greatly destructive to their home realities. In fact, several discontinuities in the Imaginary Plane are attributed to maleficent Unbound Entity activity.

Due to their destructive power, Unbound Entities face great discrimination in the ''extra'' community. Public speakers such as [[Garth Pissman]] advocate the fair treatment of these beings.

Many members of the [[Veterans of the Riparian Expedition]] (VORE) have seemingly learned the secret to "inflation," as all of them have found ways to contain, relocate, or dissipate their fertility after experiencing acute [[Fertile Hyperinflation]].

Gustav Tintenwert

2026-08-28T15:52:10Z

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{{Biography
|image = Gustav.jpg
|name = Gustav Tintenwert
|birth = 4 October 1972
|career = Gambian Propaganda Artist
|known_for = Painting Coffee
}}

{{Ability
|title = Inkblot
|trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.
|origin = Odin + Coffee
|power = 9/10
|rarity = One user
|destructive_power = 9/10
}}

'''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.

== Early Life ==
Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood.

Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.

By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.

In late December of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17i to commission a painter for a replacement.

Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend had just convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.

Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.

However, Gustav was no longer the same: In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings.

By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently [[List of Members of the Yahya Jammeh Administration|hired]] by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.

== A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==
By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it.

At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]].

Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use [[Mímir|some unknown method]] to track him all the way to Burong.

When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their cells together to disintegrate.

On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.

National Witch Organization

2026-07-26T06:11:20Z

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The National Witch Organization (NWO) is a 501c(3) nonprofit organization and Political Action Committee dedicated to aiding rising witches to positions of power in local, state, and federal governments in the United States. It provides funding for, and offers standards of practice and regulations for hundreds of "covens" throughout the United States.

Following the establishment of the [[Witch's Coven Party]], the NWO is the primary fundraiser for the Witch's National Committee (WNC) and its state affiliates.

== Membership Requirements ==
In order to be a card-carrying member of the NWO, one must consistently be able to provide evidence of the following, often with no warning:
* at least 600 mg of caffeine per day consumed
* at least one "ritual" per week
* at least one convert per year
* the ability to survive at least two seconds of [[Mummy|Mummyhood]] upon the consumption of [[Nirvana Juice]] before requiring reprieve
* proof of full-time employment
* no evidence of wrinkles on the face or neck
* evidence of arthritis in the hands

National Witch Organization

2026-07-26T06:09:10Z

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The National Witch Organization (NWO) is a 501c(3) nonprofit organization and Political Action Committee dedicated to aiding rising witches to positions of power in local, state, and federal governments in the United States. It provides funding for, and offers standards of practice and regulations for hundreds of "covens" throughout the United States.

Following the establishment of the [[Witch's Coven Party]], the NWO is the primary fundraiser for the Witch's National Committee (WNC) and its state affiliates.

== Membership Requirements ==
In order to be a card-carrying member of the NWO, one must consistently be able to provide evidence of the following, often with no warning:
* at least 600 mg of caffeine per day consumed
* at least one "ritual" per week
* at least one convert per year
* the ability to survive at least two seconds of [[Net Nirvana]] upon the consumption of [[Nirvana Juice]] before requiring reprieve
* proof of full-time employment
* no evidence of wrinkles on the face or neck
* evidence of arthritis in the hands

Witch's Coven Party

2026-07-26T05:57:24Z

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{{Party|title1 = Witch's Coven Party|image1 = Witches png.png|caption1 = "Brew Or Die"|founded = 2017|splits_from = Wiccan Party, Green Party|left-right_stance = Left|libert-author_stance = Authoritarian|ideologies = Wizardry, Socialism, Satanic Puritanism|allies = We Love America Yay Party (2021-2023)}}

The '''Witch's Coven Party''' is an American political party spawned from the [[Northern Witch Revolution]] that took place after [[Kepelkeker Farms Scandal|Starbucks gained significant global power]]. The group of witches became a political party in 2017 when [[Adelheid Smith]] believed that only a witch president could bring the magical (magycal) powers of coffee to the general populace of the United States. They advocate for the nationalization of Starbucks and the socialization of the coffee industry, as well as for the import of specifically coffee from Siberia and the Gambia.

Notable members include:
* [[Adelheid Smith]]
* [[Cerrita "Gatita" Romanov]]

[[File:Witches Election poster 1.png|thumb|725x725px|Campaign poster from 2019]]
[[Category:Organizations]]

Kendrick Lamar

2026-07-26T05:30:37Z

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{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}}

Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments]].

His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap.

File:Kendrick oil.jpg

2026-07-26T05:29:57Z

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Kendrick Lamar

2026-07-26T05:29:42Z

King Horror: Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}} Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments. His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere..."

{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}}

Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the [[Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments]].

His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap.

The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments

2026-07-26T05:20:06Z

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Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground.

A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the Gulf of Mexico, cut off from the outside world. Over 200 researchers were sworn to secrecy, and at least 357 "legally dead" test subjects were held extrajudicially on the island. From these original 557 who entered the Oil Rigs in January 2002, only 15 left alive, including 6 new "beings" whose bodies were composed primarily of sentient crude oil.

== The Oiled Up Boys ==
These 6 new beings and 3 pre-existing humans with newfound powers to control oil in various ways, included:
* Shawn Exxon (later changed his name to [[Shawn Nixon]])
* Bradley Exxon (later changed his name to [[Brad Liaison]])
* Conrad Exxon (later changed his name to [[Connor Dixon]])
* [[Biff Exxon]]
* [[Deborah Exxon]]
* Kendrick Exxon (later changed his name to [[Kendrick Lamar]])
* [[Webster Revangelion]]
* [[Charmagne Quixote]]
* [[Armand Winthrop Sableknuckle]]

== Researchers ==
* [[Honorious Clevenger]]
* [[Primo Guzman]]
* [[J.M. Weed]] Oborvian
* [[Wanda Dishkill]]
* [[Dawn Soap]]
* [[Richmond Visigoth]]
* [[Walter Grey]]

The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments

2026-07-26T05:18:28Z

King Horror: /* The Oiled Up Boys */

Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground.

A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the Gulf of Mexico, cut off from the outside world. Over 200 researchers were sworn to secrecy, and at least 357 "legally dead" test subjects were held extrajudicially on the island. From these original 557 who entered the Oil Rigs in January 2002, only 15 left alive, including 6 new "beings" whose bodies were composed primarily of sentient crude oil.

== The Oiled Up Boys ==
These 6 new beings and 3 pre-existing humans with newfound powers to control oil in various ways, included:
* Shawn Exxon (later changed his name to [[Shawn Nixon]])
* Bradley Exxon (later changed his name to [[Brad Liaison]])
* Conrad Exxon (later changed his name to [[Connor Dixon]])
* [[Biff Exxon]]
* [[Deborah Exxon]]
* Kendrick Exxon (later changed his name to [[Kendrick Lamar]])
* [[Webster Revangelion]]
* [[Charmagne Quixote]]
* [[Armand Winthrop Sableknuckle]]

== Researchers ==
* Honorious Clevenger
* Primo Guzman
* J.M. Weed Oborvian
* Wanda Dishkill
* Dawn Soap
* Richmond Visigoth
* Walter Gray

The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments

2026-07-23T21:22:54Z

King Horror: Created page with "Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground. A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the..."

Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground.

A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the Gulf of Mexico, cut off from the outside world. Over 200 researchers were sworn to secrecy, and at least 357 "legally dead" test subjects were held extrajudicially on the island. From these original 557 who entered the Oil Rigs in January 2002, only 15 left alive, including 6 new "beings" whose bodies were composed primarily of sentient crude oil.

== The Oiled Up Boys ==
These 6 new beings and 3 pre-existing humans with newfound powers to control oil in various ways, included:
* Shawn Exxon (later changed his name to [[Shawn Nixon]])
* Bradley Exxon
* Conrad Exxon
* Biff Exxon
* Deborah Exxon
* Kendrick Exxon (later changed his name to Kendrick Lamar)
* Webster Revangelion
* Charmagne Quixote
* Armand Winthrop Sableknuckle

== Researchers ==
* Honorious Clevenger
* Primo Guzman
* J.M. Weed Oborvian
* Wanda Dishkill
* Dawn Soap
* Richmond Visigoth
* Walter Gray

File:Oil boy.png

2026-07-17T20:15:39Z

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Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:53:57Z

King Horror:

{{Biography
|title1 = Sybil Dordorf
|image = fig.jpg
|birth = -19.34i +1959j
|career = Friendly Council}}

Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]].

After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

She is from the living equivalent of 19.34i, the same coordinate as [[Chief]] (born on the dead side, +19.34i), head of the [[Continuity Police]], and was born in the same year as well. When Chief visits other realities, he typically attempts to kill any fig trees he sees using a flamethrower, just in case that fig is a part of Sybil.

File:Fig.jpg

2026-07-17T19:53:44Z

King Horror:

Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:53:30Z

King Horror:

Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:53:02Z

King Horror:

{{Biography
|title1 = Sybil Dordorf
|image = fig.png
|birth = -19.34i +1959j
|career = Friendly Council}}

Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]].

After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

She is from the living equivalent of 19.34i, the same coordinate as [[Chief]] (born on the dead side, +19.34i), head of the [[Continuity Police]], and was born in the same year as well. When Chief visits other realities, he typically attempts to kill any fig trees he sees using a flamethrower, just in case that fig is a part of Sybil.

Chief

2026-07-17T19:48:52Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|title1 = Chief|image = Continuity chief.png|birth = +19.34i +1959j|career = Head of the Continuity Police}}

Chief is the leader of the [[Continuity Police]]. He took the reigns of the organization after [[Dr. Lakota Green]] retired from his 150 year tenure. As the world became more and more unstable during the 2000's as the [[Friendly Council]] approached, Chief's mental health declined as well. In 2018 he banished [[Hatuey]] from his home dimension of [[+19.34i]], forcing her into Friendly Council dimensions.

[[Category:People]]

Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:45:35Z

King Horror:

Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]].

After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:44:27Z

King Horror: Created page with "Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near Gobekli Tepe, in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her Source, Fertility, and essence were transferred to the moment of The Fragmenting. After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched Wet Ghoul in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the ..."

Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near Gobekli Tepe, in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]].

After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the Higgs Boson to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

Shawn Nixon

2026-07-14T04:55:34Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Shawn Nixon|image1 = oil boy.png|caption1 = artists rendition of Shawn materialized within the medium of shale and oil|birth = 2002|death = 2023|known for = oil}}

Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments|a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002]] in preparation for the War in Iraq.

During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by [[Crimson Bean|Crimson Obama]] to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He withstood this gruelling, environmentally-destructive behavior for 7 years at the risk of having his [[fertility]] removed. Finally, he escaped from the oil industry by breaking out of his prison in Barrow, Alaska and crossing the north pole, eventually landing in Svalbard, Norway.

He travelled to Sweden and met [[Mariama Bojang]] and joined her on her journey south to find a new life in the coffee-rich land of [[Gambia|The Gambia]].

He joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Jim Gibson

2026-07-13T21:29:05Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|title1 = James Marley Gibson|image1 = A jim gibson.jpg|birth = 1961|children = 4|career = Author, Screenwriter}}James Marley "Jim" Gibson is British-Syrian writer who moved to the Gambia in 1987 following several [[Sinkings of Burong]]. He began writing novels and screenplays of his experiences in the Gambia. He was picked up by [[Meena Productions]] in 2007 to write films pertaining to the life and culture of the Gambia.

== Works ==
* [[Sunk (1989 novel)]]
* Serrekunda Tides (1995 short story collections)
* Russian Invasion (2003 article)
* What the British left the Gambia (2008 novel)
* [[Beans of Wrath]] (2018 screenplay)
* [[Bob and Yosef's Worst Days]] (2019 screenplay)
[[Category:People]]

Shawn Nixon

2026-07-13T16:20:40Z

King Horror:

Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments|a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002]] in preparation for the War in Iraq.

During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by [[Crimson Bean|Crimson Obama]] to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He withstood this gruelling, environmentally-destructive behavior for 7 years at the risk of having his [[fertility]] removed. Finally, he escaped from the oil industry by breaking out of his prison in Barrow, Alaska and crossing the north pole, eventually landing in Svalbard, Norway.

He travelled to Sweden and met [[Mariama Bojang]] and joined her on her journey south to find a new life in the coffee-rich land of [[Gambia|The Gambia]].

He joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Shawn Nixon

2026-07-13T16:19:15Z

King Horror:

Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002 in preparation for the War in Iraq.

During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by [[Crimson Bean|Crimson Obama]] to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He withstood this gruelling, environmentally-destructive behavior for 7 years at the risk of having his [[fertility]] removed. Finally, he escaped from the oil industry by breaking out of his prison in Barrow, Alaska and crossing the north pole, eventually landing in Svalbard, Norway.

He travelled to Sweden and met [[Mariama Bojang]] and joined her on her journey south to find a new life in the coffee-rich land of [[Gambia|The Gambia]].

He joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Shawn Nixon

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King Horror: Created page with "Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002 in preparation for the War in Iraq. During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by Crimson Obama to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of..."

Haddy Faal

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King Horror: Created page with "Haddy Faal is a Gambian bobblehead collector. Her parents were killed in the 1970 Sinking of Burong. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow."

Haddy Faal is a Gambian bobblehead collector. Her parents were killed in the [[1970 Sinking of Burong]].

She joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Baboucarr "BB" Bah

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King Horror: Created page with "Baboucarr "BB" Bah is a Gambian tour guide and confirmed mass murderer. He joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow."

Baboucarr "BB" Bah is a Gambian tour guide and confirmed mass murderer.

He joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Mariama Bojang

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King Horror: Created page with "Mariama Bojang is a Swedish fisher and war criminal. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow."

Mariama Bojang is a Swedish fisher and war criminal.

She joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Spartak O'Oghannasseay

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Spartak O'oghannasseay is an Irish witch and clay merchant.

She joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Spartak O'Oghannasseay

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King Horror: Created page with "Spartak O'oghannasseay is an Irish witch and clay merchant. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter's League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow."

Spartak O'oghannasseay is an Irish witch and clay merchant.

She joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter's League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

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Sack Man

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{{Biography|title1 = Sack Man|image1 = Sack Man.png|caption1 = Sack Man consuming c h i l d r e n|name = Jack|birth = 1312|death = 1347/NA}}Sack Man is a Goat-Man, the [[Super Ghost]] of Liverpool. He serves the [[Friendly Council]] under [[Teshub]].

== Mortal Life ==
Sack Man was born as a child named Jack in medieval Liverpool. He trained as a cooper, until the Black Plague reached England. The plague wiped out of much of the town, including Jack.

A witch doctor attempted to cure Jack by stuffing him in a sack and waterboarding him with a potion mixing baby blood with an "[[Coffee|oriental bean powder]]." Jack died, freshly imbued with [[fertility]].

==The Beatles==
On July 7th, 1940, the Sack Man visited the Cometely household in downtown Liverpool and attempted to steal a newborn [[Wrongo Comet]]. With some [[𒀭|divine interference]], the Sack Man was repelled, and the energy transfer at that moment created a [[False Reflection]] that came to be known as [[Ringo Starr]]. The Sack Man was, thus, instrumental in the success of The Beatles.

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