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National Witch Organization

2026-07-26T06:11:20Z

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The National Witch Organization (NWO) is a 501c(3) nonprofit organization and Political Action Committee dedicated to aiding rising witches to positions of power in local, state, and federal governments in the United States. It provides funding for, and offers standards of practice and regulations for hundreds of "covens" throughout the United States.

Following the establishment of the [[Witch's Coven Party]], the NWO is the primary fundraiser for the Witch's National Committee (WNC) and its state affiliates.

== Membership Requirements ==
In order to be a card-carrying member of the NWO, one must consistently be able to provide evidence of the following, often with no warning:
* at least 600 mg of caffeine per day consumed
* at least one "ritual" per week
* at least one convert per year
* the ability to survive at least two seconds of [[Mummy|Mummyhood]] upon the consumption of [[Nirvana Juice]] before requiring reprieve
* proof of full-time employment
* no evidence of wrinkles on the face or neck
* evidence of arthritis in the hands

National Witch Organization

2026-07-26T06:09:10Z

King Horror: Created page with "The National Witch Organization (NWO) is a 501c(3) nonprofit organization and Political Action Committee dedicated to aiding rising witches to positions of power in local, state, and federal governments in the United States. It provides funding for, and offers standards of practice and regulations for hundreds of "covens" throughout the United States. Following the establishment of the Witch's Coven Party, the NWO is the primary fundraiser for the Witch's National C..."

The National Witch Organization (NWO) is a 501c(3) nonprofit organization and Political Action Committee dedicated to aiding rising witches to positions of power in local, state, and federal governments in the United States. It provides funding for, and offers standards of practice and regulations for hundreds of "covens" throughout the United States.

Following the establishment of the [[Witch's Coven Party]], the NWO is the primary fundraiser for the Witch's National Committee (WNC) and its state affiliates.

== Membership Requirements ==
In order to be a card-carrying member of the NWO, one must consistently be able to provide evidence of the following, often with no warning:
* at least 600 mg of caffeine per day consumed
* at least one "ritual" per week
* at least one convert per year
* the ability to survive at least two seconds of [[Net Nirvana]] upon the consumption of [[Nirvana Juice]] before requiring reprieve
* proof of full-time employment
* no evidence of wrinkles on the face or neck
* evidence of arthritis in the hands

Witch's Coven Party

2026-07-26T05:57:24Z

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{{Party|title1 = Witch's Coven Party|image1 = Witches png.png|caption1 = "Brew Or Die"|founded = 2017|splits_from = Wiccan Party, Green Party|left-right_stance = Left|libert-author_stance = Authoritarian|ideologies = Wizardry, Socialism, Satanic Puritanism|allies = We Love America Yay Party (2021-2023)}}

The '''Witch's Coven Party''' is an American political party spawned from the [[Northern Witch Revolution]] that took place after [[Kepelkeker Farms Scandal|Starbucks gained significant global power]]. The group of witches became a political party in 2017 when [[Adelheid Smith]] believed that only a witch president could bring the magical (magycal) powers of coffee to the general populace of the United States. They advocate for the nationalization of Starbucks and the socialization of the coffee industry, as well as for the import of specifically coffee from Siberia and the Gambia.

Notable members include:
* [[Adelheid Smith]]
* [[Cerrita "Gatita" Romanov]]

[[File:Witches Election poster 1.png|thumb|725x725px|Campaign poster from 2019]]
[[Category:Organizations]]

Kendrick Lamar

2026-07-26T05:30:37Z

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{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}}

Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments]].

His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap.

File:Kendrick oil.jpg

2026-07-26T05:29:57Z

King Horror:

Kendrick Lamar

2026-07-26T05:29:42Z

King Horror: Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}} Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments. His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere..."

{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}}

Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the [[Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments]].

His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap.

The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments

2026-07-26T05:20:06Z

King Horror:

Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground.

A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the Gulf of Mexico, cut off from the outside world. Over 200 researchers were sworn to secrecy, and at least 357 "legally dead" test subjects were held extrajudicially on the island. From these original 557 who entered the Oil Rigs in January 2002, only 15 left alive, including 6 new "beings" whose bodies were composed primarily of sentient crude oil.

== The Oiled Up Boys ==
These 6 new beings and 3 pre-existing humans with newfound powers to control oil in various ways, included:
* Shawn Exxon (later changed his name to [[Shawn Nixon]])
* Bradley Exxon (later changed his name to [[Brad Liaison]])
* Conrad Exxon (later changed his name to [[Connor Dixon]])
* [[Biff Exxon]]
* [[Deborah Exxon]]
* Kendrick Exxon (later changed his name to [[Kendrick Lamar]])
* [[Webster Revangelion]]
* [[Charmagne Quixote]]
* [[Armand Winthrop Sableknuckle]]

== Researchers ==
* [[Honorious Clevenger]]
* [[Primo Guzman]]
* [[J.M. Weed]] Oborvian
* [[Wanda Dishkill]]
* [[Dawn Soap]]
* [[Richmond Visigoth]]
* [[Walter Grey]]

The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments

2026-07-26T05:18:28Z

King Horror: /* The Oiled Up Boys */

Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground.

A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the Gulf of Mexico, cut off from the outside world. Over 200 researchers were sworn to secrecy, and at least 357 "legally dead" test subjects were held extrajudicially on the island. From these original 557 who entered the Oil Rigs in January 2002, only 15 left alive, including 6 new "beings" whose bodies were composed primarily of sentient crude oil.

== The Oiled Up Boys ==
These 6 new beings and 3 pre-existing humans with newfound powers to control oil in various ways, included:
* Shawn Exxon (later changed his name to [[Shawn Nixon]])
* Bradley Exxon (later changed his name to [[Brad Liaison]])
* Conrad Exxon (later changed his name to [[Connor Dixon]])
* [[Biff Exxon]]
* [[Deborah Exxon]]
* Kendrick Exxon (later changed his name to [[Kendrick Lamar]])
* [[Webster Revangelion]]
* [[Charmagne Quixote]]
* [[Armand Winthrop Sableknuckle]]

== Researchers ==
* Honorious Clevenger
* Primo Guzman
* J.M. Weed Oborvian
* Wanda Dishkill
* Dawn Soap
* Richmond Visigoth
* Walter Gray

The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments

2026-07-23T21:22:54Z

King Horror: Created page with "Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground. A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the..."

Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground.

A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the Gulf of Mexico, cut off from the outside world. Over 200 researchers were sworn to secrecy, and at least 357 "legally dead" test subjects were held extrajudicially on the island. From these original 557 who entered the Oil Rigs in January 2002, only 15 left alive, including 6 new "beings" whose bodies were composed primarily of sentient crude oil.

== The Oiled Up Boys ==
These 6 new beings and 3 pre-existing humans with newfound powers to control oil in various ways, included:
* Shawn Exxon (later changed his name to [[Shawn Nixon]])
* Bradley Exxon
* Conrad Exxon
* Biff Exxon
* Deborah Exxon
* Kendrick Exxon (later changed his name to Kendrick Lamar)
* Webster Revangelion
* Charmagne Quixote
* Armand Winthrop Sableknuckle

== Researchers ==
* Honorious Clevenger
* Primo Guzman
* J.M. Weed Oborvian
* Wanda Dishkill
* Dawn Soap
* Richmond Visigoth
* Walter Gray

File:Oil boy.png

2026-07-17T20:15:39Z

King Horror:

Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:53:57Z

King Horror:

{{Biography
|title1 = Sybil Dordorf
|image = fig.jpg
|birth = -19.34i +1959j
|career = Friendly Council}}

Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]].

After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

She is from the living equivalent of 19.34i, the same coordinate as [[Chief]] (born on the dead side, +19.34i), head of the [[Continuity Police]], and was born in the same year as well. When Chief visits other realities, he typically attempts to kill any fig trees he sees using a flamethrower, just in case that fig is a part of Sybil.

File:Fig.jpg

2026-07-17T19:53:44Z

King Horror:

Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:53:30Z

King Horror:

Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:53:02Z

King Horror:

{{Biography
|title1 = Sybil Dordorf
|image = fig.png
|birth = -19.34i +1959j
|career = Friendly Council}}

Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]].

After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

She is from the living equivalent of 19.34i, the same coordinate as [[Chief]] (born on the dead side, +19.34i), head of the [[Continuity Police]], and was born in the same year as well. When Chief visits other realities, he typically attempts to kill any fig trees he sees using a flamethrower, just in case that fig is a part of Sybil.

Chief

2026-07-17T19:48:52Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|title1 = Chief|image = Continuity chief.png|birth = +19.34i +1959j|career = Head of the Continuity Police}}

Chief is the leader of the [[Continuity Police]]. He took the reigns of the organization after [[Dr. Lakota Green]] retired from his 150 year tenure. As the world became more and more unstable during the 2000's as the [[Friendly Council]] approached, Chief's mental health declined as well. In 2018 he banished [[Hatuey]] from his home dimension of [[+19.34i]], forcing her into Friendly Council dimensions.

[[Category:People]]

Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:45:35Z

King Horror:

Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]].

After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

Sybil Dordorf

2026-07-17T19:44:27Z

King Horror: Created page with "Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near Gobekli Tepe, in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her Source, Fertility, and essence were transferred to the moment of The Fragmenting. After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched Wet Ghoul in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the ..."

Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near Gobekli Tepe, in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]].

After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the Higgs Boson to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

Shawn Nixon

2026-07-14T04:55:34Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Shawn Nixon|image1 = oil boy.png|caption1 = artists rendition of Shawn materialized within the medium of shale and oil|birth = 2002|death = 2023|known for = oil}}

Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments|a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002]] in preparation for the War in Iraq.

During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by [[Crimson Bean|Crimson Obama]] to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He withstood this gruelling, environmentally-destructive behavior for 7 years at the risk of having his [[fertility]] removed. Finally, he escaped from the oil industry by breaking out of his prison in Barrow, Alaska and crossing the north pole, eventually landing in Svalbard, Norway.

He travelled to Sweden and met [[Mariama Bojang]] and joined her on her journey south to find a new life in the coffee-rich land of [[Gambia|The Gambia]].

He joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Jim Gibson

2026-07-13T21:29:05Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|title1 = James Marley Gibson|image1 = A jim gibson.jpg|birth = 1961|children = 4|career = Author, Screenwriter}}James Marley "Jim" Gibson is British-Syrian writer who moved to the Gambia in 1987 following several [[Sinkings of Burong]]. He began writing novels and screenplays of his experiences in the Gambia. He was picked up by [[Meena Productions]] in 2007 to write films pertaining to the life and culture of the Gambia.

== Works ==
* [[Sunk (1989 novel)]]
* Serrekunda Tides (1995 short story collections)
* Russian Invasion (2003 article)
* What the British left the Gambia (2008 novel)
* [[Beans of Wrath]] (2018 screenplay)
* [[Bob and Yosef's Worst Days]] (2019 screenplay)
[[Category:People]]

Shawn Nixon

2026-07-13T16:20:40Z

King Horror:

Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments|a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002]] in preparation for the War in Iraq.

During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by [[Crimson Bean|Crimson Obama]] to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He withstood this gruelling, environmentally-destructive behavior for 7 years at the risk of having his [[fertility]] removed. Finally, he escaped from the oil industry by breaking out of his prison in Barrow, Alaska and crossing the north pole, eventually landing in Svalbard, Norway.

He travelled to Sweden and met [[Mariama Bojang]] and joined her on her journey south to find a new life in the coffee-rich land of [[Gambia|The Gambia]].

He joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Shawn Nixon

2026-07-13T16:19:15Z

King Horror:

Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002 in preparation for the War in Iraq.

During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by [[Crimson Bean|Crimson Obama]] to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He withstood this gruelling, environmentally-destructive behavior for 7 years at the risk of having his [[fertility]] removed. Finally, he escaped from the oil industry by breaking out of his prison in Barrow, Alaska and crossing the north pole, eventually landing in Svalbard, Norway.

He travelled to Sweden and met [[Mariama Bojang]] and joined her on her journey south to find a new life in the coffee-rich land of [[Gambia|The Gambia]].

He joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Shawn Nixon

2026-07-13T16:15:18Z

King Horror: Created page with "Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002 in preparation for the War in Iraq. During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by Crimson Obama to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of..."

Haddy Faal

2026-07-13T16:10:04Z

King Horror: Created page with "Haddy Faal is a Gambian bobblehead collector. Her parents were killed in the 1970 Sinking of Burong. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow."

Haddy Faal is a Gambian bobblehead collector. Her parents were killed in the [[1970 Sinking of Burong]].

She joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Baboucarr "BB" Bah

2026-07-13T16:08:57Z

King Horror: Created page with "Baboucarr "BB" Bah is a Gambian tour guide and confirmed mass murderer. He joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow."

Baboucarr "BB" Bah is a Gambian tour guide and confirmed mass murderer.

He joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Mariama Bojang

2026-07-13T16:07:49Z

King Horror: Created page with "Mariama Bojang is a Swedish fisher and war criminal. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow."

Mariama Bojang is a Swedish fisher and war criminal.

She joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Spartak O'Oghannasseay

2026-07-13T16:05:38Z

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Spartak O'oghannasseay is an Irish witch and clay merchant.

She joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

Spartak O'Oghannasseay

2026-07-13T16:04:21Z

King Horror: Created page with "Spartak O'oghannasseay is an Irish witch and clay merchant. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter's League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow."

Spartak O'oghannasseay is an Irish witch and clay merchant.

She joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter's League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].

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2026-07-08T20:16:23Z

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Sack Man

2026-07-08T20:12:03Z

King Horror: /* The Beatles */

{{Biography|title1 = Sack Man|image1 = Sack Man.png|caption1 = Sack Man consuming c h i l d r e n|name = Jack|birth = 1312|death = 1347/NA}}Sack Man is a Goat-Man, the [[Super Ghost]] of Liverpool. He serves the [[Friendly Council]] under [[Teshub]].

== Mortal Life ==
Sack Man was born as a child named Jack in medieval Liverpool. He trained as a cooper, until the Black Plague reached England. The plague wiped out of much of the town, including Jack.

A witch doctor attempted to cure Jack by stuffing him in a sack and waterboarding him with a potion mixing baby blood with an "[[Coffee|oriental bean powder]]." Jack died, freshly imbued with [[fertility]].

==The Beatles==
On July 7th, 1940, the Sack Man visited the Cometely household in downtown Liverpool and attempted to steal a newborn [[Wrongo Comet]]. With some [[𒀭|divine interference]], the Sack Man was repelled, and the energy transfer at that moment created a [[False Reflection]] that came to be known as [[Ringo Starr]]. The Sack Man was, thus, instrumental in the success of The Beatles.

[[Category:People]]

Sack Man

2026-07-08T20:11:34Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|title1 = Sack Man|image1 = Sack Man.png|caption1 = Sack Man consuming c h i l d r e n|name = Jack|birth = 1312|death = 1347/NA}}Sack Man is a Goat-Man, the [[Super Ghost]] of Liverpool. He serves the [[Friendly Council]] under [[Teshub]].

== Mortal Life ==
Sack Man was born as a child named Jack in medieval Liverpool. He trained as a cooper, until the Black Plague reached England. The plague wiped out of much of the town, including Jack.

A witch doctor attempted to cure Jack by stuffing him in a sack and waterboarding him with a potion mixing baby blood with an "[[Coffee|oriental bean powder]]." Jack died, freshly imbued with [[fertility]].

==The Beatles==
On July 7th, 1940, the Sack Man visited the Cometely household in downtown Liverpool and attempted to steal an newborn [[Wrongo Comet]]. With some [[𒀭|divine interference]], the Sack Man was repelled, and the energy transfer at that moment created a [[False Reflection]] that came to be known as [[Ringo Starr]]. The Sack Man was, thus, instrumental in the success of The Beatles.

[[Category:People]]

Sack Man

2026-07-08T20:09:56Z

King Horror:

{{Biography|title1 = Sack Man|image1 = Sack Man.png|caption1 = Sack Man consuming c h i l d r e n|name = Jack|birth = 1312|death = 1347/NA}}Sack Man is a Goat-Man, the [[Super Ghost]] of Liverpool. He serves the [[Friendly Council]] under [[Teshub]].

== Mortal Life ==
Sack Man was born as a child named Jack in medieval Liverpool. He trained as a cooper, until the Black Plague reached England. The plague wiped out of much of the town, including Jack.

A witch doctor attempted to cure Jack by stuffing him in a sack and waterboarding him with a potion mixing baby blood with an "[[Coffee|oriental bean powder]]." Jack died, freshly imbued with [[fertility]].

==Activities==
On July 7th, 1940, the Sack Man visited the Cometely household in downtown Liverpool and attempted to steal an newborn [[Wrongo Comet]]. With some divine interference, the Sack Man was repelled, and the energy transfer at that moment created a [[False Reflection]] that came to be known as [[Ringo Starr]].

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Wrongo Comet

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{{Biography|title1 = Dr. Ronchard Cometely|image1 = War.png|caption1 = Wrongo offering "hate and war"|name = Ronchard Cometely|birth = July 6th, 1940|spouse = Diana Mozart (1981-)|career = mandolin, hate, war}}

Wrongo Comet is a professional mandolin player who graduated from Berkely Music School in 1967 with a degree in classical music. He has been at war with [[Ringo Starr]], his [[False Reflection]] since birth. In 1977, he declared war on the country of Luxembourg as well.

His ability, Yesterday, gives him the inabilty to play drums.

Wrongo Comet

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{{Biography|title1 = Dr. Ronchard Cometely|image1 = War.png|caption1 = Wrongo offering "hate and war"|name = Ronchard Cometely|birth = July 8th, 1940|spouse = Diana Mozart (1981-)|career = mandolin, hate, war}}

Wrongo Comet is a professional mandolin player who graduated from Berkely Music School in 1967 with a degree in classical music. He has been at war with [[Ringo Starr]], his [[False Reflection]] since birth. In 1977, he declared war on the country of Luxembourg as well.

His ability, Yesterday, gives him the inabilty to play drums.

Wrongo Comet

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Wrongo Comet

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{{Biography|title1 = Dr. Ronchard Cometely|image1 = War.png|caption1 = Wrongo offering "hate and war"|name = Ronchard Cometely|birth = July 8th, 1940|spouse = Diana Mozart (1981-)|career = mandolin, hate, war}}

Wrongo Comet is a professional mandolin player who graduated from Berkely Music School in 1967 with a degree in classical music. He has been at war with [[Ringo Starr]], his [[False Reflection]] since birth. In 1981, he declared war on the country of Luxembourg as well.

His ability, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, gives him the inabilty to play drums.

Wrongo Comet

2026-07-08T19:58:34Z

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{{Biography|title1 = Dr. Ronchard Cometely|image1 = War.png|caption1 = Wrongo offering "hate and war"|name = Ronchard Cometely|birth = July 8th, 1940|spouse = Diana Mozart (1981-)|career = mandolin, hate, war}}

Wrongo Comet is a professional mandolin player who graduated from Berkely Music School in 1967 with a degree in classical music. He has been at war with [[Ringo Starr]], his [[Cosmic Twin]] since birth. In 1981, he declared war on the country of Luxembourg as well.

His ability, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, gives him the inabilty to play drums.

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Wrongo Comet

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{{Biography|title1 = Dr. Ronchard Cometely|image1 = War.png|caption1 = Wrongo offering "hate and war"|name = Ronchard Cometely|birth = July 8th, 1940|spouse = Diana Mozart (1981-)|career = mandolin, hate, war}}

Wrongo Comet is a professional mandolin player who graduated from Berkely Music School in 1967 with a degree in classical music. He has been at war with [[Ringo Star]], his [[Cosmic Twin]] since birth. In 1981, he declared war on the country of Luxembourg as well.

His ability, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, gives him the inabilty to play drums.

Ringo Starr

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{{Biography|title1 = Sir Richard Starkey|image1 = peace.jpg|caption1 = Ringo offering "peace and love"|name = Richard Starkey|birth = July 7th, 1940|spouse = Barbara Bach (1981-)|career = drum, peace, love}}

Ringo Starr is a drummer, and the best member of the Beatles.

His ability, "Octopus' Garden" grants him the ability to be a good drummer and the best Beatle.

His arch nemesis, [[Wrongo Comet]] has been at war with both Ringo Starr and Luxembourg since 1977.

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Ringo Starr

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Caesar Kepelkeker

2026-07-08T19:46:46Z

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{{Biography|title1 = Caesar Kepelkeker|image1 = Alexei Cherepanov Avangard Omsk portrait.jpg|caption1 = Caesar Kepelkeker at a hockey game in Omsk, 2010|name = Caesar Kepelkeker|birth = March 13th, 1992|death = Still alive (age 26)|parents = Margarita Kepelkeker(Mother)|spouse = Suzie Q. Kepelkeker(2014-present)|career = Hockey player}}

Caesar Kepelkeker is a Russian hockey player, the son of [[Margarita Kepelkeker]] and the half brother of [[Aleksey Pivovarov]]. He is married to American cosplay photographer [[Suzie Quarentino Kepelkeker]].

Big Money Gambia

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{{Biography|title1 = Big Money Gambia|image1 = Big Money Gambia.png|career = Rap Game|known_for = Rapper
Political Activist, Pro-Coffee|name = Ousman Fatty}}Ousman Fatty, aka Big Money Gambia is a popular rapper in the Gambia that uses his fame to expose [[Adama Barrow]]'s corruption and falsities about [[coffee]]. Prior to the [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016|Great Caffeinated Death]], BMG was a small-time rapper and part-time employee at a KOMBO in Banjul, Gambia. He has collaborated with other artists such as [[Lil Mill]] and [[Jizzle]]. Much of his inspiration as a musician comes from [[La-Attitude]].

Popular Works:
* [[Fatty in the KOMBO]]
* [[Last Train to Coffee Town]] (Burong)
* Our the Gambia
* Bustin' on Beans
* Won't Stop Grinding You
* We Live in a Society (With no Coffee)
* Adama Barrow is a Drunk Son of a Bitch
* [[You Did It Yosef My Man|You Did it Yosef My Man]]
* [[Yah-ya I Love Yahya]] (Ft. Lil Mill)
* [[Why Are There So Many Eyes]]
* [[Dew Mountain Rumble (Tribute to La-Attitude)]]
* Burning Down the Haus (Ft. Jizzle)
* Biggie Beans' Big Bean Boogie
* Staying With ''It'' Real
Works that feature BMG:
* Coffee Gang (By Lil Mill)
* Biggest Monies in The Gambia (By Lil Mill)
* Your Freedom (nothing) (By Lil Mill)
* Hangin' With My Homies and The Eyes (By Lil Mill)
* Gambian Garden (ft. [[Ringo Starr]])
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Bentley Fecke

2026-06-30T04:25:32Z

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{{Biography|title1 = Bentley Hodge Fecke|image1 = bent 2.jpg|caption1 = Bentley’s 2025 headshot for GQ|birth = 1985|spouse = Neska Kovacevic Fecke}}

Bentley Fecke is an online reaction channel host. He is the host and CEO of the YouTube channel [[The Bentley Fecke Show]].

He married Basque-Polish model Neska Kovacevic Fecke in 2026 after begging someone to date him IRL while “reacting” to one of President [[Harlow Tinfoil]]’s press conferences. Neska was his first, and only, suitor.

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