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		<title>Extrafertile</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-20T02:18:05Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;To be &#039;&#039;&#039;extrafertile &#039;&#039;&#039;is to have higher than typical quantities of [[fertility]], in whatever manifestation it may take. The opposite of extrafertile is [[fertotypical]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Related Terms==&lt;br /&gt;
Similarly, beings with a high quantity of [[sterility]] may referred to as [[extrasterile]]; at the same time, ‘extrafertile’ is often used as a blanket terms for individuals with preternatural abilities resulting from an above-usual concentration of &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; [[entanglement]] within their beings.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Classification==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The average human possesses between 0 and 2 Fertilities. For a human to be considered &amp;quot;extrafertile,&amp;quot; however, one must attain a Fertility level significantly higher, often in the tens or hundreds of thousands.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Colors of Fertility==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fertility and fertility aptitude is often divided into two to three &amp;quot;colors,&amp;quot; often referred to as &amp;quot;Masculine,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Feminine,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Iridescent.&amp;quot; These colors do not describe the makeup of Fertility itself, but rather an individual&#039;s absorption, retention, and application of the Fertility of one&#039;s body. &#039;Masculine&#039; fertility is dense, more easily concealable, and more easily dispersed. &#039;Feminine&#039; fertility flows more freely and is nearly impossible to conceal and usually lingers within the physical form and does not wish to be dispersed into the outer world. &#039;Iridescent&#039; Fertility is a color of fertility that many often pass through the media of the human body as well as most matter for significant distances before reverting to the gravity of the core user and can often interfere with not only the Fertility of others but the makeup of reality itself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These terms were coined by the earlier members of the [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms]] as the first two were associated with the biological sex of the individual in question, however these are incongruous descriptors. Someone born Male can have &#039;Female&#039; or &#039;Iridescent&#039; Fertility, for example. Those with high levels of Fertility often can fluctuate their Colors freely.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Effects of Extrafertility==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The effects of additional fertility possessed by a human are minimal at first. One with a Fertility level between 100 and 9,999 may experience no effects noticeable to any other human. Above 10,000 Fertility, a person often gains the ability to sense the Fertility or Sterility Level in others, through any of the main five senses or through a new, indescribable sense.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When the Fertility level of a human increases to drastic levels, the impact the person has on the physics and metaphysics of the universe begins to increase at a logarithmic rate. A Fertility above 100,000 begins to increase a person&#039;s innate strength and ability to heal from wounds. Above 1,000,000, many individuals may be able to focus their energy to weaken their tethering to various laws of physics such as thermodynamics, gravity, and electromagnetism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After this point, Fertility has reached a potency at which the individual&#039;s personalities, beliefs, and [[Resolve]] become entangled with the physical effects of their power on the external world. This is where an individual is typically associated with a particular [[List of Abilities|Ability]]. This is where an individual&#039;s power caps in its severity, as they are typically limited to what their personality and resolve allows.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Fertotypical&amp;diff=3102</id>
		<title>Fertotypical</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-20T02:17:45Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;A [[fertotypical]] being possesses ‘normal’ quantities of [[Fertility]], usually between 0–2 fertiles. The opposite of fertotypical is [[extrafertile]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Fertotypical&amp;diff=3096</id>
		<title>Fertotypical</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Fertotypical&amp;diff=3096"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T22:22:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: Created page with &amp;quot;A fertotypical being possesses ‘normal’ quantities of Fertility, usually between 0–2 fertiles.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A [[fertotypical]] being possesses ‘normal’ quantities of [[Fertility]], usually between 0–2 fertiles.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Sybil_Dordorf&amp;diff=3095</id>
		<title>Sybil Dordorf</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-17T22:22:12Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Biography&lt;br /&gt;
|title1 = Sybil Dordorf&lt;br /&gt;
|image = fig.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|birth = -19.34i +1959j&lt;br /&gt;
|career = Friendly Council}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Göbekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Göbekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil&#039;s original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her ability, &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Take Me Back To Eden,&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; makes [[fertotypical]] humans that consume figs (&#039;&#039;Ficus carica&#039;&#039; descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by &amp;quot;science.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She is from the living equivalent of 19.34i, the same coordinate as [[Chief]] (born on the dead side, +19.34i), head of the [[Continuity Police]], and was born in the same year as well. When Chief visits other realities, he typically attempts to kill any fig trees he sees using a flamethrower, just in case that fig is a part of Sybil.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Shawn_Nixon&amp;diff=3094</id>
		<title>Shawn Nixon</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-17T22:20:11Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Shawn Nixon|image1 = oil boy.png|caption1 = Artists rendition of Shawn materialized within the medium of shale and oil|birth = 2002|death = 2023|known for = oil}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shawn Nixon (born &amp;quot;Shawn Exxon&amp;quot;) is a being composed entirely of crude oil during [[The Exxon &amp;quot;Oiled Up Boys&amp;quot; Experiments|a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002]] in preparation for the War in Iraq.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by [[Crimson Bean|Crimson Obama]] to use his ability, &amp;quot;Waste Deep in the Big Muddy,&amp;quot; to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some &amp;quot;coincidental&amp;quot; fracking. He withstood this gruelling, environmentally-destructive behavior for 7 years at the risk of having his [[fertility]] removed. Finally, he escaped from the oil industry by breaking out of his prison in Barrow, Alaska and crossing the north pole, eventually landing in Svalbard, Norway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He travelled to Sweden and met [[Mariama Bojang]] and joined her on her journey south to find a new life in the coffee-rich land of [[Gambia|The Gambia]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He joined the [[Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8]] (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of [[Adama Barrow]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Temple_of_Burong&amp;diff=3093</id>
		<title>Temple of Burong</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-17T22:16:40Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;The [[Temple of Burong]] is a five-dimensional construct erected by the [[Friendly Council]] by removing the space-time around [[Burong]] at ±17i-5600–5599j from reality and sealing it away outside time within the time loop of the [[First Sinking of Burong]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The temple was built to contain the [[Chimney Man]]. In a sense, time was His prison, and reality His shackles. Of course, He would continuously exert His influence in an attempt to degrade the seals imprisoning Him, but was unable to escape on His own due to them reverting to their original state at the start of the loop. Conversely, the seals would be at their weakest—and the Chimney Man at His strongest—close to the end of the loop, which happened to fall on 24 December.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the temple being contained within a time loop, it is nigh impossible for outside forces to interact with. However, there are exceptions to this: exceptionally powerful beings, such as [[𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌]] are able to freely enter or exit the loop. Additionally, [[Martin Gruber]]’s ability, &#039;&#039;&#039;Door of All Doors&#039;&#039;&#039;, which grants him control over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’, allows him to ‘open’ a ‘door’ to the temple. This is how [[Dagobert Winter]] and company were able to enter the temple and inadvertently unseal the Chimney Man.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Those sealed within the loop remain, save for the Chimney Man, naturally unaware of the true nature of their existence.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Temple_of_Burong&amp;diff=3092</id>
		<title>Temple of Burong</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-17T22:16:29Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;The [[Temple of Burong]] is a five-dimensional construct erected by the [[Friendly Council]] by removing the space-time around [[Burong]] at ±17i-5600–5599j from reality and sealing it away outside time within the time loop of the [[First Sinking of Burong]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The temple was built to contain the [[Chimney Man]]. In a sense, time was His prison, and reality His shackles. Of course, He would continuously exert His influence in an attempt to degrade the seals imprisoning Him, but was unable to escape on His own due to them reverting to their original state at the start of the loop. Conversely, the seals would be at their weakest—and the Chimney Man at His strongest—close to the end of the loop, which happened to fall on 24 December.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the temple being contained within a time loop, it is nigh impossible for outside forces to interact with. However, there are exceptions to this: exceptionally powerful beings, such as [[𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌]] are able to freely enter or exit the loop. Additionally [[Martin Gruber]]’s ability, &#039;&#039;&#039;Door of All Doors&#039;&#039;&#039;, which grants him control over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’, allows him to ‘open’ a ‘door’ to the temple. This is how [[Dagobert Winter]] and company were able to enter the temple and inadvertently unseal the Chimney Man.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Those sealed within the loop remain, save for the Chimney Man, naturally unaware of the true nature of their existence.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Temple_of_Burong&amp;diff=3091</id>
		<title>Temple of Burong</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Temple_of_Burong&amp;diff=3091"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T22:02:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: Created page with &amp;quot;The Temple of Burong is a five-dimensional construct erected by the Friendly Council by removing the space-time around Burong at ±17i-5600–5599j from reality and sealing it away outside time within the time loop of the First Sinking of Burong.  The temple was built to contain the Chimney Man. In a sense, time was His prison, and reality His shackles. Of course, He would continuously exert His influence in an attempt to degrade the seals imprisoning...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The [[Temple of Burong]] is a five-dimensional construct erected by the [[Friendly Council]] by removing the space-time around [[Burong]] at ±17i-5600–5599j from reality and sealing it away outside time within the time loop of the [[First Sinking of Burong]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The temple was built to contain the [[Chimney Man]]. In a sense, time was His prison, and reality His shackles. Of course, He would continuously exert His influence in an attempt to degrade the seals imprisoning Him, but was unable to escape on His own due to them reverting to their original state at the start of the loop. Conversely, the seals would be at their weakest—and the Chimney Man at His strongest—close to the end of the loop, which happened to fall on 24 December.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the temple being contained within a time loop, it is nigh impossible for outside forces to interact with, and. However, there are exceptions to this: exceptionally powerful beings, such as [[𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌]] are able to freely enter or exit the loop. Additionally [[Martin Gruber]]’s ability, &#039;&#039;&#039;Door of All Doors&#039;&#039;&#039;, which grants him control over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’, allows him to ‘open’ a ‘door’ to the temple. This is how [[Dagobert Winter]] and company were able to enter the temple and inadvertently unseal the Chimney Man.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Those sealed within the loop remain, save for the Chimney Man, naturally unaware of the true nature of their existence.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=5600_B.C._Sinking_of_Burong&amp;diff=3090</id>
		<title>5600 B.C. Sinking of Burong</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-17T21:50:54Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{HISTORICAL_EVENT&lt;br /&gt;
|title = First Sinking of Burong&lt;br /&gt;
|date = 5600 B.C. (Before Coffee)&lt;br /&gt;
|location = Burong, the Gambia&lt;br /&gt;
|death_toll = Estimated 200&lt;br /&gt;
|damage = 2 Trillions of кофе&lt;br /&gt;
|perpetrator = Friendly Council&lt;br /&gt;
|image = Burong5600bc.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;first&#039; Sinking of [[Burong]] began in 5600 B.C. at the hands of the [[Friendly Council]] supposedly as an experiment to create infinite coffee by locking the town in a time loop, each time granting nearly 2 trillion beans of [[coffee]]. So far, this process has been carried out approximately (6.3 × 10&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;286&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;) times. (The same amount of times the universe has [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return looped] since it.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In reality, the main purpose of the time loop is to seal the [[Temple of Burong]] outside time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The death toll is estimated to be 200 but since they died in a time loop, their souls never leave [[-17i]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[BBB]] often referred to this event as &amp;quot;an infinite coffee glitch&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Outside of the time loop, there have been at least 7 other [[Sinkings of Burong]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Events]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=First_Sinking_of_Burong&amp;diff=3089</id>
		<title>First Sinking of Burong</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-17T21:43:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: Redirected page to 5600 B.C. Sinking of Burong&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[5600 B.C. Sinking of Burong]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Sybil_Dordorf&amp;diff=3088</id>
		<title>Sybil Dordorf</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-17T21:40:04Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Biography&lt;br /&gt;
|title1 = Sybil Dordorf&lt;br /&gt;
|image = fig.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|birth = -19.34i +1959j&lt;br /&gt;
|career = Friendly Council}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Göbekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Göbekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil&#039;s original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her ability, &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Take Me Back To Eden,&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039; makes humans that consume figs (&#039;&#039;Ficus carica&#039;&#039; descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by &amp;quot;science.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She is from the living equivalent of 19.34i, the same coordinate as [[Chief]] (born on the dead side, +19.34i), head of the [[Continuity Police]], and was born in the same year as well. When Chief visits other realities, he typically attempts to kill any fig trees he sees using a flamethrower, just in case that fig is a part of Sybil.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3079</id>
		<title>Grinch Alliance</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3079"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T15:05:31Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{ORGANIZATION&lt;br /&gt;
|founded = 2022&lt;br /&gt;
|founders = [[Martin Gruber]], [[XMAS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|time_period = Present Day&lt;br /&gt;
|historical_context = [[Operation Grinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|members = [[XMAS]], [[TAX]], [[C.H.E.S.]]&lt;br /&gt;
|goals = Carrying out [[Operation Grinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|allies = The [[Friendly Council]]&lt;br /&gt;
|enemies = The [[Chimney Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Operation_Grinch&amp;diff=3078</id>
		<title>Operation Grinch</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Operation_Grinch&amp;diff=3078"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T15:05:17Z</updated>

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&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], and [[TAX]]—collectively named the [[Grinch Alliance]]—with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
When the Chimney Man [[The Man in the Chimney|reemerged]] in 1903, German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]], who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found [[XMAS]] with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional enough to think that they could destroy Him, as even the Friendly Council were unable to do so and chose to seal Him instead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was not until the [[December 1982 Massacre]], which claimed the lives of every XMAS operative other than Martin, that he first resolved to devise a plan to rid the world of His influence for good, for even if they managed to seal Him, it was surely only a matter of time until He would reemerge once more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Alliance ==&lt;br /&gt;
To that end, Martin reestablished XMAS in 2018. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble an alliance of extraordinary, or rather, [[extrafertile]], groups as well as individuals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2022, he traveled to the German town of Wasserburg am Inn to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3077</id>
		<title>Grinch Alliance</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3077"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T15:02:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{ORGANIZATION&lt;br /&gt;
|founded = 2022&lt;br /&gt;
|founders = [[Martin Gruber]], [[XMAS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|time_period = Present Day&lt;br /&gt;
|historical_context = [[Operation Grinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|members = [[XMAS]], [[TAX]], [[C.H.E.S.]], The [[Friendly Council]]&lt;br /&gt;
|goals = Carrying out [[Operation Grinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|enemies = The [[Chimney Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3076</id>
		<title>Grinch Alliance</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3076"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T15:01:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{ORGANIZATION&lt;br /&gt;
|founded = 2022&lt;br /&gt;
|founders = [[Martin Gruber]], [[XMAS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|time_period = Present Day&lt;br /&gt;
|historical_context = [[Operation Grinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|members = [[XMAS]], [[TAX]], [[C.H.E.S.]], The [[Friendly Council]]&lt;br /&gt;
|goals = Carrying out [[Operation Grinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|enemies = The [[Chimney Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of the factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=TAX&amp;diff=3075</id>
		<title>TAX</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=TAX&amp;diff=3075"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T14:59:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Teachers Against XMAS&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;TAX&#039;&#039;&#039;, is an organisation based in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast Belfast] comprising several secondary-school teachers across Northern Ireland. It was founded in January 1971 following the mysterious disappearance of several dozen children during a Christmas party at a school in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleraine Coleraine], with one of the teachers in attendance testifying that &#039;they were carried away by a horrible [[Chimney Man|thing in red]]’.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2022, TAX joined the [[Grinch Alliance]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3074</id>
		<title>Grinch Alliance</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3074"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T14:58:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{ORGANIZATION&lt;br /&gt;
|founded = 2022&lt;br /&gt;
|founders = [[Martin Gruber]], [[XMAS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|time_period = Present Day&lt;br /&gt;
|historical_context = [[Operation Grinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|members = [[XMAS]], [[TAX]], [[C.H.E.S.]], The [[Friendly Council]]&lt;br /&gt;
|goals = [[Operation Grinch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|enemies = The [[Chimney Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of the factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3073</id>
		<title>Grinch Alliance</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Grinch_Alliance&amp;diff=3073"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T14:55:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: Created page with &amp;quot;The Grinch Alliance is the name given to the alliance of the factions that participate in the planning of Operation Grinch.  == Members == * XMAS * TAX * C.H.E.S. * The Friendly Council&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of the factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Members ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[XMAS]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TAX]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[C.H.E.S.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Friendly Council]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Operation_Grinch&amp;diff=3072</id>
		<title>Operation Grinch</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Operation_Grinch&amp;diff=3072"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T14:53:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], [[TAX]], and the [[Friendly Council]]—collectively named the [[Grinch Alliance]]—with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
When the Chimney Man [[The Man in the Chimney|reemerged]] in 1903, German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]], who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found [[XMAS]] with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional enough to think that they could destroy Him, as even the Friendly Council were unable to do so and chose to seal Him instead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was not until the [[December 1982 Massacre]], which claimed the lives of every XMAS operative other than Martin, that he first resolved to devise a plan to rid the world of His influence for good, for even if they managed to seal Him, it was surely only a matter of time until He would reemerge once more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Alliance ==&lt;br /&gt;
To that end, Martin reestablished XMAS in 2018. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble an alliance of extraordinary, or rather, [[extrafertile]], groups as well as individuals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2022, he traveled to the German town of Wasserburg am Inn to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=TAX&amp;diff=3071</id>
		<title>TAX</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=TAX&amp;diff=3071"/>
		<updated>2026-07-17T14:53:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: Created page with &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Teachers Against XMAS&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, or &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;TAX&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, is an organisation based in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast Belfast] comprising several secondary-school teachers across Northern Ireland. It was founded in January 1971 following the mysterious disappearance of several dozen children during a Christmas party at a school in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleraine Coleraine], with one of the teachers in attendance testifying that &amp;#039;they were carried away by a horrible Ch...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Teachers Against XMAS&#039;&#039;&#039;, or &#039;&#039;&#039;TAX&#039;&#039;&#039;, is an organisation based in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast Belfast] comprising several secondary-school teachers across Northern Ireland. It was founded in January 1971 following the mysterious disappearance of several dozen children during a Christmas party at a school in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleraine Coleraine], with one of the teachers in attendance testifying that &#039;they were carried away by a horrible [[Chimney Man|thing in red]]’.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Mathematics&amp;diff=3070</id>
		<title>Mathematics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Mathematics&amp;diff=3070"/>
		<updated>2026-07-16T15:24:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Mathematics]] refers to the concept of &amp;quot;numbers&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;logic&amp;quot; as manifestations of [[Source]] and [[Mind]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Real Plane]], numbers and logic are manifestations of [[End]] and [[Mind]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Un-Imaginary Plane]], numbers and logic are manifestations of [[Transfer]] [[Matter]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Chimney_Man&amp;diff=3069</id>
		<title>Chimney Man</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Chimney_Man&amp;diff=3069"/>
		<updated>2026-07-16T15:23:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Biography|&lt;br /&gt;
image = chimney-man.png|&lt;br /&gt;
caption = The Chimney Man looming over Omsk|&lt;br /&gt;
title = The Chimney Man|&lt;br /&gt;
name = See description|&lt;br /&gt;
birth = Before the Invention of [[Mathematics]]|&lt;br /&gt;
ability = ????????????&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Character Sheet|&lt;br /&gt;
species = Unknown|&lt;br /&gt;
provenance = ?????????????|&lt;br /&gt;
height = 8&#039; 10&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
eye_color = Red|&lt;br /&gt;
dimension = All of them|&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Note: If you were looking for the 8th chapter of [[The Travels of Dagobert Winter]], see [[The Man in the Chimney]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Chimney Man]], frequently also referred to as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Man in Red&#039;&#039;&#039;, is a seemingly timeless, primordial entity that is active each year&lt;br /&gt;
around the twenty-fourth of December, and whose purpose and ambitions remain largely&lt;br /&gt;
unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Description ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Chimney Man seems to have a place in many cultures of&lt;br /&gt;
the world and is referred to by them by a multitude of different names, including &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Santa Claus&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Father Christmas&#039;&#039;&#039; by many cultures of the present day,&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Irkalla&#039;&#039;&#039; by the Sumerians, &#039;&#039;&#039;Mot&#039;&#039;&#039; by the Phoenicians, &#039;&#039;&#039;Old Man Murder&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
by [REDACTED], as well as &#039;&#039;&#039;He Who Takes Stride Upon the Thrones of Madness&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
in the legends of the [[Coffee Haus Mages]] of the Gambia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Most of what is ‘known’ about the Chimney Man has been handed down by tradition and&lt;br /&gt;
folk tales over the course of centuries and is, as a result, not seldom rooted in falsehood&lt;br /&gt;
and misconception. The same applies to His alleged &amp;quot;[[Elves]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The only thing that is known for certain is, though a multitude of people claim to&lt;br /&gt;
have seen or met Him, investigations conducted by the [[XMAS|Examiners of Malfeasances &lt;br /&gt;
Attributable to Santa]] in the early 1960s have yet revealed that the fate&lt;br /&gt;
of those poor souls that have the misfortune of having His gaze fall upon&lt;br /&gt;
them is sealed, for there is no escaping Him. Hardly anyone has ever met Him &lt;br /&gt;
eye to eye, and lived to tell the tale.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
He was long thought to be a mere invention of the human mind; one man however, disagreed with this notion: at the dawn of the 20th century, [[Dagobert Winter]] set out for the ancient land of Sumer. [[The Travels of Dagobert Winter|In what followed]], He was set free to roam the world once again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In more recent times, there is one [[Sergey Yazov|‘encounter’]] of sorts that has been documented.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Chimney_Man&amp;diff=3068</id>
		<title>Chimney Man</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Chimney_Man&amp;diff=3068"/>
		<updated>2026-07-16T15:22:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Biography|&lt;br /&gt;
image = chimney-man.png|&lt;br /&gt;
caption = The Chimney Man looming over Omsk|&lt;br /&gt;
title = The Chimney Man|&lt;br /&gt;
name = See description|&lt;br /&gt;
birth = Before the Invention of Mathematics|&lt;br /&gt;
ability = ????????????&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Character Sheet|&lt;br /&gt;
species = Unknown|&lt;br /&gt;
provenance = ?????????????|&lt;br /&gt;
height = 8&#039; 10&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;|&lt;br /&gt;
eye_color = Red|&lt;br /&gt;
dimension = All of them|&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Note: If you were looking for the 8th chapter of [[The Travels of Dagobert Winter]], see [[The Man in the Chimney]].&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Chimney Man]], frequently also referred to as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Man in Red&#039;&#039;&#039;, is a seemingly timeless, primordial entity that is active each year&lt;br /&gt;
around the twenty-fourth of December, and whose purpose and ambitions remain largely&lt;br /&gt;
unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Description ==&lt;br /&gt;
The Chimney Man seems to have a place in many cultures of&lt;br /&gt;
the world and is referred to by them by a multitude of different names, including &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Santa Claus&#039;&#039;&#039; or &#039;&#039;&#039;Father Christmas&#039;&#039;&#039; by many cultures of the present day,&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Irkalla&#039;&#039;&#039; by the Sumerians, &#039;&#039;&#039;Mot&#039;&#039;&#039; by the Phoenicians, &#039;&#039;&#039;Old Man Murder&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
by [REDACTED], as well as &#039;&#039;&#039;He Who Takes Stride Upon the Thrones of Madness&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
in the legends of the [[Coffee Haus Mages]] of the Gambia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Most of what is ‘known’ about the Chimney Man has been handed down by tradition and&lt;br /&gt;
folk tales over the course of centuries and is, as a result, not seldom rooted in falsehood&lt;br /&gt;
and misconception. The same applies to His alleged &amp;quot;[[Elves]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The only thing that is known for certain is, though a multitude of people claim to&lt;br /&gt;
have seen or met Him, investigations conducted by the [[XMAS|Examiners of Malfeasances &lt;br /&gt;
Attributable to Santa]] in the early 1960s have yet revealed that the fate&lt;br /&gt;
of those poor souls that have the misfortune of having His gaze fall upon&lt;br /&gt;
them is sealed, for there is no escaping Him. Hardly anyone has ever met Him &lt;br /&gt;
eye to eye, and lived to tell the tale.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
He was long thought to be a mere invention of the human mind; one man however, disagreed with this notion: at the dawn of the 20th century, [[Dagobert Winter]] set out for the ancient land of Sumer. [[The Travels of Dagobert Winter|In what followed]], He was set free to roam the world once again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In more recent times, there is one [[Sergey Yazov|‘encounter’]] of sorts that has been documented.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Operation_Grinch&amp;diff=3066</id>
		<title>Operation Grinch</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Operation_Grinch&amp;diff=3066"/>
		<updated>2026-07-16T15:05:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], [[TAX]], and the [[Friendly Council]] with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
When the Chimney Man [[The Man in the Chimney|reemerged]] in 1903, German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]], who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found [[XMAS]] with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional enough to think that they could destroy Him, as even the Friendly Council were unable to do so and chose to seal Him instead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was not until the [[December 1982 Massacre]], which claimed the lives of every XMAS operative other than Martin, that he first resolved to devise a plan to rid the world of His influence for good, for even if they managed to seal Him, it was surely only a matter of time until He would reemerge once more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Alliance ==&lt;br /&gt;
To that end, Martin reestablished XMAS in 2018. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble an alliance of extraordinary, or rather, [[extrafertile]], groups as well as individuals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2022, he traveled to the German town of Wasserburg am Inn to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Operation_Grinch&amp;diff=3065</id>
		<title>Operation Grinch</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Operation_Grinch&amp;diff=3065"/>
		<updated>2026-07-16T15:05:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], [[TAX]], and the [[Friendly Council]] with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
When the Chimney Man [[The Man in the Chimney|reemerged]] in 1903, German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]], who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found [[XMAS]] with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional enough to think that they could destroy Him, as even the Friendly Council were unable to do so and chose to seal Him instead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was not until the [[December 1982 Massacre]], which claimed the lives of every XMAS operative other than Martin, that he first resolved to devise a plan to rid the world of His influence for good, for even if they managed to seal Him, it was surely only a matter of time until He would reemerge once more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Alliance ==&lt;br /&gt;
To that end, Martin reestablished XMAS in 2018. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble an alliance of extraordinary, or rather, extrafertile, groups as well as individuals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2022, he traveled to the German town of Wasserburg am Inn to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=XMAS&amp;diff=3064</id>
		<title>XMAS</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-16T13:23:36Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{ORGANIZATION|&lt;br /&gt;
image = santa-arrested.png|&lt;br /&gt;
caption = XMAS operatives, one dressed as a police officer, and others posing as bystanders, arresting a man with presumed ties to the Chimney Man|&lt;br /&gt;
founded = 1923|&lt;br /&gt;
founders = [[Christopher Winter]], [[Martin Gruber]], MI7|&lt;br /&gt;
historical_context = [[The Travels of Dagobert Winter|The Unsealing of the Chimney Man]]|&lt;br /&gt;
goals = Capturing the [[Chimney Man]]|&lt;br /&gt;
allies = The [[Friendly Council]]|&lt;br /&gt;
enemies = The Chimney Man&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Examiners of Malfeasances Attributable to Santa&#039;&#039;&#039;, more commonly known as &#039;&#039;&#039;XMAS&#039;&#039;&#039;, were a joint body of initially the MI7 and later on a reclusive faction of the KGB whose primary goal was to uncover the meaning behind and purpose of the actions of the [[Chimney Man]] with the aim of eventually re-sealing him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The first XMAS ==&lt;br /&gt;
XMAS was founded by German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]] after he witnessed the unsealing of the Chimney Man at the [[The Temple of Burong|Temple of Burong]] in 1903.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 1967, XMAS documented an encounter between the Chimney Man and [[Sergey Yazov|some random Russian guy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The first XMAS was disbanded after all of its members, excluding Martin, were forcefully relocated from -17i+1982j to [[Realm of the Dead|+17i]]+1982j on 24 December 1982.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== XMAS 2 ==&lt;br /&gt;
After going into hiding for a few decades, Martin reemerged in 2018 and established a new base of operations near a mountain in western Mongolia, following which he visited the German town of Wasserburg am Inn in an attempt to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]] as part of [[Operation Grinch]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Operation_Grinch&amp;diff=3063</id>
		<title>Operation Grinch</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-16T13:20:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ætérnal: Created page with &amp;quot;Operation Grinch is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by XMAS, C.H.E.S., TAX, and the Friendly Council with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the Chimney Man.  == Background == When the Chimney Man reemerged in 1903, German archaeologist Martin Gruber, who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found XMAS with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional en...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], [[TAX]], and the [[Friendly Council]] with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
When the Chimney Man [[The Man in the Chimney|reemerged]] in 1903, German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]], who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found [[XMAS]] with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional enough to think that they could destroy Him, as even the Friendly Council were unable to do so and chose to seal Him instead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was not until the [[December 1982 Massacre]], which claimed the lives of every XMAS operative other than Martin, that first resolved to devise a plan to rid the world of His influence for good, for even if they managed to seal Him, it was surely only a matter of time until He would reemerge once more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Alliance ==&lt;br /&gt;
To that end, Martin reestablished XMAS in 2018. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble an alliance of extraordinary, or rather, extrafertile, groups as well as individuals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2022, he traveled to the German town of Wasserburg am Inn to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Team_Jeff&amp;diff=3049</id>
		<title>Team Jeff</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{ORGANIZATION|title1 = Team Jeff|image1 = Team Jeff.png}}Team Jeff is a Tucsonian fraternity that works to smuggle [[Virility|Virile]] beings into the [[Imaginary Plane]]. It is led by [[Jefferson Hues]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Team Jeff Alumni ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jeffrey Meena]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Jeffrey Epstein ([[Super Epstein]])&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Organizations]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jefferson Quoix]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Spectacles_of_Ambiguity&amp;diff=3048</id>
		<title>Spectacles of Ambiguity</title>
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title = Mandelbrot Specs|&lt;br /&gt;
image = Mandelbrotspecs.png|&lt;br /&gt;
type = Goggles|&lt;br /&gt;
effects = Ability to track and view beings across the Imaginary Plane}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The Spectacles of Ambiguity, also known as Mandelbrot Specs, are an artifact associated with the [[Mandelbrot Map]] that gives insight to the user&#039;s location on the [[Imaginary Plane]] as well as making deciphering the map easier. They are an invaluable tool and fashion accessory to [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms|Hallowed Council]] members.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Spectacles_of_Ambiguity&amp;diff=3047</id>
		<title>Spectacles of Ambiguity</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox_Item|title = Mandelbrot Specs|image1 = Mandelbrotspecs.png|type = Goggles|effects = abaility to track and view beings across the Imaginary Plane}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Spectacles of Ambiguity, also known as Mandelbrot Specs, are an artifact associated with the [[Mandelbrot Map]] that gives insight to the user&#039;s location on the [[Imaginary Plane]] as well as making deciphering the map easier. They are an invaluable tool and fashion accessory to [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms|Hallowed Council]] members.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Costa_Concordia_VS_Lusitania:_The_Untold_Story&amp;diff=3046</id>
		<title>Costa Concordia VS Lusitania: The Untold Story</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Costa Concordia VS Lusitania: The Untold Story was a seemingly farcical 12-episode documentary that compared the combat capabilities of [[Costa Concordia]] and [[Lusitania]], ending with an epic simulated battle between the two. The show premiered on the [[Gambian History Channel]] on August 8, 2018.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Mandelbrot_Transfer&amp;diff=3045</id>
		<title>Mandelbrot Transfer</title>
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		<updated>2026-07-09T23:21:38Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Ability&lt;br /&gt;
|image = Mandelbrot tr.png&lt;br /&gt;
|description = Leeching energy from a powerful being&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
A Mandelbrot Transfer is when a typical mortal human or animal is made [[extrafertile]] or [[extrasterile]] by making physical contact with a highly extrafertile or extrasterile individual.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mandelbrot Transfers can occasionally occur accidentally when the individual with higher fertility or sterility is untrained in the art of withholding it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The duration of physical contact required to enact a Mandelbrot Transfer varies depending on the sheer quantity of fertility or sterility involved. If one has an enormous quantity, the Transfer can occur within milliseconds; conversely, one who only has a mediocre quantity needs prolonged contact to successfully transfer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fertile Sequencing|Research on the subject is ongoing]], but currently it is believed that there is a minimum quantity of fertility or sterility required to enact a Transfer. One who is only slightly extrafertile (say, they have an fertility value of merely 10), the rate of flow would be so slow when applied to someone of equal or lesser fertility that it wouldn&#039;t even be noticeable unless years of undisturbed contact were to occur.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Ability]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Fertile_Sequencing&amp;diff=3044</id>
		<title>Fertile Sequencing</title>
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&lt;div&gt;It has been shown that the soul and essence of an individual can be extracted if 100% of the full contents of one&#039;s [[fertility]] are removed at once; ie. [[BOB]] attempting to restore [[Mr. Sioux Red]]&#039;s fertility after its icing. It has also been shown that when a successful [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] occurs, some of the essence and personality of the donor is transmitted to the recipient; ie. the transformation of [[Jeffrey Meena]] after touching the [[Crimson Bean]](tenuous sources).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Arkansan Men&#039;s Health promoter Dr. [[Tay Gritty]] described in his June 2007 issue of the [[Boys Gone Truckin&#039;|&#039;&#039;Boys Gone Truckin&#039;&#039;&#039;]] magazine that &amp;quot;within the fertility of every man&#039;s got to be something [[Virility|virile]].&amp;quot; While offering no scientific evidence for this other than &amp;quot;the gut feeling you get when you&#039;ve had one too many Coronas.&amp;quot; Nobody in the official scientific community even batted an eye towards this suggestion. But, as for those in the [[coffee]] business, this was a different story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Silvia Hesturn]] noticed that all fertility had a unique quality to it, and managed to visualize this literally before his eyes, while looking for &#039;&#039;the answer &#039;&#039;in 2019, though due to a certain curse he was made to assume that what was actually an amazing discovery was banal and common knowledge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Truth ==&lt;br /&gt;
Nobody knows the truth yet, though it is theorized that every living being with its basic one fertility or sterility contains a microscopic amount of some form of encrypted [[Anility|anile]] code that is bound to individuality.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Orkney_Exodus_of_2022&amp;diff=3043</id>
		<title>Orkney Exodus of 2022</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{HISTORICAL_EVENT&lt;br /&gt;
|date = 13 January 2022&lt;br /&gt;
|perpetrator = [[Nuck Chorris]], [[Murdock mac Leod]]&lt;br /&gt;
|involved = [[C.H.E.S.]], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Danish_Army Royal Danish Army], [[The Leafeaters]]&lt;br /&gt;
|location = North Sea, Norwegian Sea, Greenland&lt;br /&gt;
|death_toll = Around 400,000 + 2 [[Super Death|Super Deaths]]&lt;br /&gt;
|damage = Obliteration of Nuuk; half of Iceland sunken into the sea&lt;br /&gt;
|context = [[Woodborough Gloucestershire Problem]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Orkney Exodus of 2022&#039;&#039;&#039; is the name given to a series of events on 13 January 2022 in the aftermath of the [[Woodborough Gloucestershire Problem]] in -17.1i that culminated in the relocation of the [[Sultanate of North-East Orkney]] to Greenland, the forming of the [[Second Sultanate of Greater Orkney]], the defeat of many high-ranking [[The Leafeaters|Leafeaters]] at the hands of [[C.H.E.S.]], the sinking of the western half of [[Iceland]] and death of the majority of its population, and the complete and utter obliteration of the Greenlandic capital of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuuk Nuuk].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
While [[Nuck Chorris]] was on holiday in -17.1i, a giant projection of Woodborough Gloucestershire suddenly appeared above the British Isles. At first, he thought it an attack by one of his many enemies. However, it would soon turn out that not only was he not threatened by the massive figure looming over the island, but he was, in fact, utterly unaffected by it, as the Problem was begat by Anility, which does not interact at all with Sterility.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even after returning home, Nuck, however, remained disturbed; locking himself in the observation chamber of this castle, as he is wont to do when faced with a problem he cannot solve, and peering deeper and deeper into the cracks of the &#039;&#039;source&#039;&#039; of the island that had begun to form, he at length uncovered the true &#039;&#039;damage&#039;&#039; the incident in question had wrought upon the fabric of reality in -17.1i—though -17i seemed safe, for now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Presently, he recalled C.H.E.S.’s upper echelon to his castle, worried that the same thing might happen in -17i, and began planning a long-term evacuation procedure. At length, he concluded that the answer to the question as to whether -17i was ‘safe’ could not be found &#039;&#039;in&#039;&#039; -17i. And so, Nuck emptied his 47th cup of tea of the day, set it down before him, stood up from his throne at the head of castle’s dining table, and ordered his butler to bring him the [[Perambulator]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This left everyone in attendance stunned: it was well known that, though Nuck had devised the vehicle in question himself, he had not once used it after completing his first test flight in 1892, for the simple reason that he had no use for it: his sterilty already allowed him to travel comfortably across the Imaginary Plane. Alas, this was no time for comfort, and the Perambulator would allow even him to travel much faster than without it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== So Long, Orkney ==&lt;br /&gt;
Before his departure on the Perambulator, Nuck left the rest of C.H.E.S. with orders: for the safety of the Sultanate of Orkney, his tea plantations, and the organisation as a whole, and last, but certainly not least, because he did not want to end up having to see Woodborough Gloucestershire’s face from out his window every morning, he ordered the immediate relocation of the whole of the peninsula of Deerness into the north of Greenland, right next to [[Grigory’s Abyme]], with the intent of further fortifying their position and finding a way to exploit the energies lingering at the centre of the worst of all [[Sterility Nadir|nadirs]] to facilitate their eventual &#039;&#039;true exodus&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 09:30 ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[CSM]] set out to Denmark, planning to use his connexions to the Danish royal family to persuade them to allow the peninsula’s relocation to Greenland. At the same time, [[Júlio Fenton-Awnthorpe]], [[Sir Timothy Angus McLeod|Tim McLeod]], and Nuck’s butler, [[Santiago Petterson]], were commencing preparations for the relocation of the now island, Nuck having severed its connexion to the rest of the Orkney Mainland before his departure on the evening before.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tim’s daughter, [[Marilyn McLeod]], was nowhere to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[King Arthur]] set out to Greenland to secure the relocation site.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 09:47 ===&lt;br /&gt;
CSM arrived in Amalienborg, Copenhagen and began discussing the relocation with the Queen of Denmark over a cup of tea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 10:13 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Police Scotland received a call from a concerned citizen about ‘a giant crater’ having appeared seemingly overnight on the island of Orkney. Upon hearing that the site of this mysterious event was the former isthmus of Deerness, an immediate evacuation order was issued for the whole of Orkney.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 11:23 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Having been held up by and subsequently dispatched a group of sterility pirates, King Arthur arrived at the relocation site and began flattening the surrounding area using [[Occam’s Razor]] and spatial compression.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 13:45 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Preparations for the transport were complete.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 14:42 ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Marilyn McLeod]] returned to the castle and joined the other Grand Masters for a cup of tea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 14:57 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Santiago performed a final inspection of the area around the former peninsula to ensure the transport could proceed without any complications.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 15:12 ===&lt;br /&gt;
The transport commenced: using an apparatus designed by Nuck combined with a delayed activation of King Arthur’s ability, [[The Water is Me, and I am the Water]], the whole of the isle of Deerness separated from the seabed, and, after completing a complicated manoeuvre east, north, and west again around the rest of Orkney, began moving north-west towards Greenland at a speed of 87.4 knots.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Ambush ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== 15:57 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Approximately 100 km off the coast of Orkney, Santiago saw something on the horizon approaching Deerness with incredible speed. Suddenly, the group was ambushed by high-ranking [[Leafeaters]] at a most unfortunate time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Santiago, though a more than capable fighter, realised that he was out of his league and wasted no time, presently making for the castle’s storage room where Nuck deposits all but the most dangerous of his failed inventions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of the remaining C.H.E.S. members, Tim was the first to notice the commotion and engaged Leafeater General [[Miles Mac Nèill]] in close-quarters combat, opening the bout with a carefully prepared [[Occam’s Razor]] to the General’s face, which missed narrowly, lacerating his left ear. Miles retaliated with a tactical manoeuvre using his ability, [[Miles Mac Nèill#Ability|Yorkshire Bong]], to create a cloud of thick white smoke, causing Tim to momentarily lose his sense of vision.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meanwhile, Júlio engaged [[Todd Samley|Brigadier Todd Samley]] with a right hook, but Todd had anticipated that, dodged, and delivered a sterility-enhanced kick to Júlio’s back, sending him crashing down into one of the castle’s many towers. Marilyn issued a distress signal to King Arthur, and as she did so, was ambushed from behind by none other than [[Anastasia McLeod]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tim, in response to his sudden loss of vision, executed a sterility leap 100m upwards to escape the smoke cloud; Miles attempted to intercept him, but Tim used his own momentum to crash into Miles left knee first, dislocating his jaw. He then threw a punch while at the same time compressing the space between his arm and the General’s face to one one-thousandth its original size, accelerating his fist to Mach 30, which the General blocked with his broad forehead, the resulting collision sending the both of them flying off in opposite directions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Miles crashed into Todd, giving Júlio enough time to activate his ability, [[Júlio da Silva Fenton-Awnthorpe#Ability|Seven Sick Stones]], attempting to bury the two of them beneath 49 tonnes of solid granite. Miles tried to avoid the attack by temporarily converting all quarks in his body to antiquarks, thereby shifting himself into +17i, but still disoriented from blocking a 10,000 m/s punch with his forehead, he was a moment too late, and one of the stones was shifted with him, causing him to end up buried beneath 7 tonnes of rock in the North Sea of +17i.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Todd tried to retaliate, but was struck from above with a blow from Tim that caused the entire island to rumble, while Júlio threw another set of stones at him. The two were about to finish him off, when Júlio was struck from behind by a deafening explosion: Tim’s eyes widened in shock to see Marilyn standing behind him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With the old Scotsman utterly stunned by his daughter’s apparent betrayal, Anastasia succeeded in ambushing him from behind, as she was wont to do, and began applying a [[Quantum Icing|quantum ice-lock]] to him. Tim resisted, but was unable to continue fighting as a result.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‘Now, we wait for the crab’, said Marilyn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 16:22 ===&lt;br /&gt;
A disgruntled and visibly injured Miles returned to -17i and met up with the others.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 16:26 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Anastasia was about to finish quantum-icing Tim, when, suddenly, an iridescent gleam emanated from atop one of the walls of the castle: The four of them turned to find Santiago standing there, holding up what looked to be an unnatural blend of a barbed harpoon and bident, loaded into an oversized crossbow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‘What kind of abomination did that damn “vizier” come up with this time’, yelled Miles, and attempted to throw off the butler’s aim using Yorkshire Bong, but what he failed to consider is that Santiago was holding a weapon devised by Nuck himself: there was no need for aim.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‘Nuck’s gonna kill me for this’, Santiago thought.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thus, he pointed the crossbow into the general direction of the Leafeaters, and fired. The bident-harpoon soared through the air, rapidly picking up speed as it compressed the space in its path, folding it behind itself to accelerate like a hypothetical warp drive, and drawing in sterility from the surrounding land as it did so; a terrible sound like the roar of a charging animal emanated from within, growing louder and louder as it approached its unfortunate targets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All of them, besides Miles, were disoriented because of the smoke cloud surrounding them. Miles himself closed his eyes and pointed his forehead directly at the projectile. Todd was still unconscious. Marilyn tried to get away from it as far as possible. Anastasia tried to think of a way to ambush it from behind, and completely forgot to brace herself for the impact as a result.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tim and Júlio recognised the horrible bolt from when Nuck had showed it to them a few odd decades before: Nuck had always favoured ‘traditional’ weaponry over more modern inventions—from an aesthetic perspective, that is; not once has he actually used a weapon in his life, preferring hand-to-hand combat and sterility techniques. This harpoon, however, was his own attempt at a ‘gun’. Nuck being Nuck, he failed to understand, at every step, the essential design principles and purpose of a gun, and so, instead of an explosion propelling a projectile, he made a projectile that propelled itself, and then exploded. And because initial testing with conventional explosives left him dissatisfied, he replaced gunpowder with crystallised, compacted tea stems that would absorb sterility from anything they came in contact with, and additionally infused it with his own sterility in the process.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Familiar with the inner workings of the harpoon, the two of them charged at it, and just as they were about to collide with it, the space-folding properties of the harpoon moved the pair right behind it, safely out of harm’s way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 16:27 ===&lt;br /&gt;
The bident-harpoon made contact with the ground of Deerness, narrowly missing Miles, and tore a hole right through the island, plummeting into the sea below where it detonated, and in so doing, the twisted genius of Nuck was revealed: In an instant, the crystallised point of the projectile turned into a fine powder that mixed with the water of the sea and the heat of the explosion to create &#039;&#039;tea&#039;&#039;—a horrible, vile tea made from the discarded parts of tea leaves and salt water.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The abominable concoction burst forth as though alive, crashing upwards through the island, directly where the Leafeaters stood, who, having thought the danger gone when the projectile passed them, were caught off guard and swallowed up by the tea. Miles, Todd, and Anastasia were trapped in the torrent, while Marilyn escaped narrowly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 16:28 ===&lt;br /&gt;
At this very moment, to the utmost dismay of the Leafeaters, King Arthur arrived at the island, immediately using his ability, [[The Water is Me, and I am the Water]], to compress the torrent of tea engulfing them to one one-hundredth its original size. Miles once again escaped by shifting himself into +17i, while Todd, who had just regained conciousness, finally managed to use his ability, [[Todd Samley#Ability|Iced Tea Mixer]], freezing all the tea around him to close to absolute zero and bursting out the side with a sterility leap before King Arthur managed to regain control over the tea. Anastasia failed to escape, suffering fourth-degree frostbite as a result and losing conciousness.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
King Arthur then engaged Miles in battle, while Tim and Júlio charged Todd; Marilyn, once again, was nowhere to be seen; Santiago entered the fray to dispense with Anastasia; the latter tried to ambush him from behind as he did so, but failed miserably, for the simple reason that Santiago was currently in front of her. When she attempted to circle around him, the butler pulled out another harpoon he had been hiding behind his back and impaled her with it; Anastasia screamed as it detonated with incredible force, her limp body falling slowly to the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Júlio started bombarding Todd with rocks, but he kept evading them narrowly, rapidly closing the distance. Tim attempted to intercept, but Todd grabbed him and used his ability to freeze the joints in his right arm; he wound up a sterility-enhanced punch to shatter it, but this gave Tim, who was still weakened from nearly having been quantum iced, enough time use his ability, [[Sir Timothy Angus McLeod#Ability|Wild Haggis]], causing Todd to stumble backwards midair, directly in between two of Júlio’s rocks, and be buried once more, taking him out of commission for good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wary that the Leafeaters might have reinforcements that could come to their aid at any moment, King Arthur used his ability to gradually accelerate the Island to a speed of 3200 knots in the span of 3 and a half minutes. Miles attempted to confuse him with his ability, but the crustacean washed away his clouds with the saltwater tea. The irate General charged at him headfirst and managed to land a Mac-Nèill-style headbutt on King Arthur, which all but cracked his outer carapace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now in close quarters, Arthur attacked with his six legs at once, with Miles managing to deflect two each with both of his arms, and the remaining two with his forehead. He then performed a forward somersault, his right leg cutting through the air like the blade of a falling guillotine, which Arthur blocked with one of his claws. Taken aback by his opponent’s proficiency in melee combat, Miles had completely forgotten about the water that was slowly but steadily closing in on them; when he noticed it, it was too late: using his ability once more, King Arthur commanded the water around them. All at once, countless jets of pressurised water shot forth from the torrent surrounding them; the General knew he could not block them all, so he attempted to evade, but realised too late that he had fallen into Arthur’s trap: his claws were holding Miles fast in place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so, the aged General closed his eyes and waited for the finishing blow, when, sudden, a deafening voice broke through the roiling tide: &#039;&#039;‘Disperse’&#039;&#039;. And so, King Arthur’s fears had come true.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Murdock mac Leod]] had come.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 16:33 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Using his ability, [[Murdock mac Leod#Ability|Fās Nefāstum]] (‘Profane Dictate’), he commanded the water to disperse, and disperse, it did.  King Arthur attempted to retaliate, but another word from the Leafeater Grand Marshal and Commander-in-chief sent the crustacean flying off the island at incredible speed, until he crashed into the Greenlandic capital of Nuuk, the impact levelling the city and killing everyone inside. Arthur was left unconscious as a result, and the island ground to a halt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
An enraged Júlio sent a barrage of rocks flying into Murdock’s direction, but he caught them with his bare hands and threw them back at him. Tim leapt at him and prepared to attack Murdock with Wild Haggis, but he simply let it happen, and in an instant, reflected his ability back at him, obliterating Tim’s right lower leg and sending him plummetting to the ground. With most of C.H.E.S.’s elite out of commmission, Murdock, ever petty, proceeded to mock them:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‘I should like to thank you for this stupid, stupid plan of yours. I mean, really, &#039;&#039;moving&#039;&#039; the entire island; only that moron of a “vizier” could have come up with this... But most of all, I should like to thank my granddaughter for being loyal to the end.’&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tim had been wondering how the Leafeaters had caught wind of the relocation. He cursed his ignorance of his daughter’s betrayal and charged at Murdock once more, screaming at the top of his lungs, but between his exhaustion and crippled right leg, the Marshal easily evaded him, and delivered a devastating blow to his head. Júlio sent volley after volley of stones at him, but it was to no avail, and moments later, he was taken out by a [[Compressed Punch]] from Murdock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 16:34 ===&lt;br /&gt;
The shadowy figure of Mudock mac Leod loomed over the now dilapidated ruins of Castle Orkney. King Arthur had crashed into a town and was unconscious; Júlio was badly injured, and Tim was missing a leg and had suffered a collapsed lung. Santiago, too, was injured when he took out Anastasia, and besides, he wouldn’t have been much help in a fight against someone like Murdock either way. There was CSM, but he was still in Denmark, and seeing as he never arrived on time, they certainly couldn’t count on him for help. [[Eustace Nathaniel McLeod|Eustace]], who had been here this entire time, was hiding in the cellar, and a few other C.H.E.S. masters were present as well, but they, too, could not hope to compete with this opponent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so, Murdock laughed. At last, C.H.E.S. had fallen, at last—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‘Fell for it, ya boggin’ roaster.’&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Murdock froze. He knew this voice all too well. And as a hollow ringing like the tolling of a death knell reverberated across the island, he slowly turned around to face his fate. Hovering in the air above him, riding the Perambulator, Nuck had returned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Amidst the rubble, a nigh-unconscious Tim started laughing uncontrollably, ‘hahahaha, oh you’re done for, now, daddie dear!’&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Battle of the Founders ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Murdock weighed his options: he could engage Nuck, but he was doubtful he could beat him without a plan; he could try and run, but Nuck was faster than him, doubly so on the Perambulator; he could try and negotiate, but that ship had sailed 200 years before; he could simply surrender, but he knew that wouldn’t lessen the beating he’d get from Nuck. Thus, Murdock mac Leod resolved to engage Nuck in battle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‘Begone!’ he screamed, attempting to push Nuck away like he had Arthur, but as the shockwave put forth by his attack hit Nuck, it simply bounced off without moving the Scotsman so much as a millimetre. At length, Nuck dismounted the Perambulator and sent it back to its storage chamber.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Murdock let out a grunt and prepared to attack again. Nuck simply stood in the air above him, waiting—until he spotted the giant hole in the island left by the bident-harpoon, that is. ‘Ya bastard’, he yelled, ‘what have ya done to my island?’ and charged.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nuck soared throught the air like a lightning bolt: one moment he was there, the next, his foot had already made contact with Murdock’s face. The Leafeater Marshal yelped as a Sterility-enhanced roundhouse kick sent him flying off the island at Mach 10.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Murdock flew all the way to Iceland, and across it; he tried to regain his momentum, using Occam’s Razor to cut his speed in half, but as he did so, Nuck had already caught up to him and hit him with another roundhouse kick from above, sending Murdock plummeting into the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This time, however, the Leafeater was prepared, and managed to regain control over himself long enough to throw a Compressed Punch at Nuck, which he blocked with Occam’s Razor. Murdock clenched his teeth and began devising a plan. What he needed more than anything was time. And so, he used his ability to copy Arthur’s—though it was but a cheap imitation—and commanded the ocean water to rise up against Nuck, but he promptly beat it back down with a compressed punch of his own, which briefly caused a magnitude 4.2 earthquake that was felt all the way to Denmark.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Murdock was chanting without pause; normally, a single word was enough for him, but what he had in mind required far more. When another compressed punch of Nuck’s put the water to rest for good, this time causing a magnitude 5.1 earthquake, Murdock, just in time, managed to finish his chant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sudden, the earth shook again; the entire populace of Iceland let out a collective scream as a force comparable to a magnitude 10.4 earthquake rent the island asunder, splitting it in half North to South. Murdock grinned as the western half of Iceland was turned airborne, becoming a hypersonic projectile that shot towards Nuck at incredible speed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For but a moment, Nuck contemplated on how to deal with the reverse meteorite. He briefly considered using his ability, [[Up is Where I say it is]], to erase it entirely, but the quantum repercussions of such an act would grant Super Death to the entire population of western Iceland—of course, all of them had already died the moment the island became hypersonic, but Nuck preferred to keep it at that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instead, Nuck decided to do something far simpler: a formerly gleeful Murdock now looked on in horror as Nuck simply lifted his right arm in front of him, and with not so much of a hint of strain, he &#039;&#039;caught&#039;&#039; Iceland, the island nearly crumbling as he did so. ‘Murdock’, he yelled, ‘a present’, and threw Iceland back at Murdock, accelerating it to the same velocity as before.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Murdock prepared himself. He unleashed several compressed punches at the giant mass of rock and began screaming ‘break apart’ at the top of his lungs, and while the island started cracking, it was still holding together. When he saw that his actions were to no avail, he ceased his attempts and pivoted to cutting the island in two using Occam’s Razor, in which he succeeded right before it would have hit him: Iceland split in half once more, the halves soaring past Murdock right into the ocean, creating what would later be known as the [[Great North-Atlantic Tsunami of 2022]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
‘Out of foul tricks now, Murdock?’ asked Nuck. Murdock said nothing, and just glared at him angrily. ‘Very well’, said Nuck, ‘I’ll teach ya what happens if ya put ’oles in my sultanate’. With that, Nuck charged, executing a move some like to call the [[Hammer of God]]: after closing the distance with a sterlity leap, he wound up a roundhouse kick before compressing the space between his leg and Murdock—as Tim had done to Miles before, except much more strongly. In so doing, his leg accelerated to an integer percentile of &amp;lt;var&amp;gt;c&amp;lt;/var&amp;gt;, the speed of light. Nuck reinforced his body with sterility to counteract the relativistic effects of his attack, and hit Murdock squarely in the chest.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The latter had put all of his strength into blocking Nuck’s kick—else that would have been the end of him. And yet, the impact shattered half the bones in his body and sent him to the ocean floor in a fraction of a millisecond. Moreover, a shockwave of kinetic energy was unleashed, which could be felt all the way to the Gambia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was then that a dazed Murdock realised for good that he could not fight Nuck straight-on anymore. Gone were the days of when they nearly fought to a draw over the leadership of C.H.E.S., a fight that Nuck won, but was badly injured in. Too great had the gap between them grown: while Nuck had continued to improve, obstinate Murdock never managed to escape the confines of his ability.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Nuck wound up a second one, Murdock, with the last of his strength, retreated into +17i. Nuck could have followed him, but he was more concerned about King Arthur and the situation on Orkney, so he resolved to head there instead. And so, the Battle of the Founders had come to an end—for now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Aftermath ==&lt;br /&gt;
When Nuck returned to the island, the remaining Leafeaters, who had sensed the outcome of the battle, had already fled. However, Nuck wasn&#039;t about to let them off so easily. Imbuing his eyes with Sterility, he was able to make out a limping Todd and Miles flying through the air at around Mach 1. His eyes narrowed as he raised his right arm before chopping down violently, unleashing a terrible [[Occam’s Razor]] upon the two. Immediately two miserable screams erupted in the distance as the razor [[Existence Severing|severed their existence]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CSM]], as ever, arrived late with reinforcements from the Royal Danish army as well as the deed to [[Second Sultanate of Greater Orkney|all of Greenland]] about 3 hours after everything was over; the Danes were promptly sent back home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The shockwaves ensuing from the battle between Nuck and Murdock could be felt far and wide, and soon, prominent Sterility and Fertility users alike would come to Greenland to [[The Greenland Encounter|meet with C.H.E.S.]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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File:hallowed.jpg|HCST|link=Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms|The Hallowed Council&lt;br /&gt;
File:1peoplehunt.png|PH|link=People Hunters|The People Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
File:not deer.jpg|ND|link=Not Deer|Not Deer&lt;br /&gt;
File:Big Money Gambia.png|Q|link=Big Money Gambia|Big Money Gambia&lt;br /&gt;
File:sonicfans.png|NSF|link=Neoliberal Sonic Fans&#039; Party|Neoliberal Sonic Fans&#039; Party&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sack Man.png|Q|link=Sack Man|Sack Man&lt;br /&gt;
File:Maximillion.png|Q|link=Maximillion Edison|Maximillion Edison&lt;br /&gt;
File:uncle.png|Q|link=Uncle|Uncle&lt;br /&gt;
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= Featured Articles =&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Ringo Starr]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Peace.jpg|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Silvia Hesturn]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Silvia Hesturn.png|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Mud Bubby]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Muddd.png|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Starbucks v. Romanov: The Trial of the Century]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Supreme.png|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
= Playlist =&lt;br /&gt;
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2uSLrAbbv9Zjjz3VOyAsA0?si=Tz6dulTATnCvUE3GEjNHKA&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=3038</id>
		<title>Main Page</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;diff=3038"/>
		<updated>2026-07-09T23:00:17Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;This wiki compiles the historically significant and yet vastly underrepresented story of the Gambian Holiday, five generations of inherited conflict and dismay resulting from the coffee industries of Russia and the Gambia over the past hundred years, culminating in the affair between [[Yosef Romanov]], [[Aisha Mankita]], and [[Aleksey Pivovarov]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Follow their lives on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aleksey.pivovarov.773.&lt;br /&gt;
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= Welcome to The Gambia =&lt;br /&gt;
Learn more totally factual history by clicking some of the links below.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:chimney-man.png|XMAS|link=Chimney Man|The Chimney Man&lt;br /&gt;
File:super bob.jpg|Super BOB|link=Super BOB|The life and times of BOB&lt;br /&gt;
File:svartalfheim.png|Q|link=Svartalfheim|Svartalfheim&lt;br /&gt;
File:witch queen.jpg|Q|link=Adelheid Smith|Adelheid Smith&lt;br /&gt;
File:Basa v howard.webp|Who Killed Mung Brigham?|link=Who Killed Mung Brigham?|&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Dead Fortnite Weeb or Fate of the Universe?&lt;br /&gt;
File:wrong days png.png|The Wrong Days|link=The Wrong Days|The Wrong Days&lt;br /&gt;
File:HORL.png|Q|link=Hestern Occult Research Labs|HORL&lt;br /&gt;
File:caining.png|The Caning of Jagodzinski|link=Caning of Jagodzinski|The Caning of Jagodzinski&lt;br /&gt;
File:Keperkekel farms phjgof.webp|Kepelkeker Farms Scandal|link=Kepelkeker Farms Scandal|&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;History of the Kepelkeker Farms&lt;br /&gt;
File:False Reflection.png|Q|link=False Reflection|False Reflection&lt;br /&gt;
File:kingarthur.png|King Arthur|link=King Arthur|King Arthur&lt;br /&gt;
File:Oofgambiaxd.webp|Great Caffeinated Death|link=The Caffeinated Death of 2016|The Caffeinated Death of 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
File:walk of fame.png|Q|link=Walk of Fame|Walk of Fame&lt;br /&gt;
File:Meena.jpg|President Meena|link=Jeffrey Meena|President Meena&lt;br /&gt;
File:Coffee Coup 1.webp|The Coffee Coup|link=Coffee Coup of 2021|Jeffrey Meena&#039;s Epic Ascent to the Presidency&lt;br /&gt;
File:tyn pp.jpg|Tyn PP&#039;s Greatest Hits|link=Tyn PP|Tyn PP&#039;s Greatest Hits&lt;br /&gt;
File:QuaFe.png|Q|link=Quafe|Quafe&lt;br /&gt;
File:zagros.jpg|Zagros Enkidu|link=Zagros Enkidu|Zagros Enkidu&lt;br /&gt;
File:nuckchorris.png|Greatest Tea Drinker of All Time|link=Nuck Chorris|Greatest Tea Drinker of All Time&lt;br /&gt;
File:24 edit.png|The 2024 Election|link=2024 United States Presidential Election|The 2024 Election&lt;br /&gt;
File:hallowed.jpg|HCST|link=Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms|The Hallowed Council&lt;br /&gt;
File:1peoplehunt.png|PH|link=People Hunters|The People Hunters&lt;br /&gt;
File:not deer.jpg|ND|link=Not Deer|Not Deer&lt;br /&gt;
File:Big Money Gambia.png|Q|link=Big Money Gambia|Big Money Gambia&lt;br /&gt;
File:sonicfans.png|NSF|link=Neoliberal Sonic Fans&#039; Party|Neoliberal Sonic Fans&#039; Party&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sack Man.png|Q|link=Sack Man|Sack Man&lt;br /&gt;
File:Maximillion.png|Q|link=Maximillion Edison|Maximillion Edison&lt;br /&gt;
File:uncle.png|Q|link=Uncle|Uncle&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Featured Articles =&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Ringo Starr]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Peace.jpg|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:both&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Silvia Hesturn]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Silvia Hesturn.png|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Mud Bubby]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Muddd.png|thumb]]~&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Starbucks v. Romanov: The Trial of the Century]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Supreme.png|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:both&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Playlist =&lt;br /&gt;
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2uSLrAbbv9Zjjz3VOyAsA0?si=Tz6dulTATnCvUE3GEjNHKA&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Captain_Jacques_Spereaux&amp;diff=3001</id>
		<title>Captain Jacques Spereaux</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Captain_Jacques_Spereaux&amp;diff=3001"/>
		<updated>2026-06-24T20:04:14Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Biography|title1 = Jacques Spereaux|image1 = captain.jpg|caption1 = Spereaux with his Entangled Form, Crunch|name = Jacques Spereaux|birth = 1895|spouse = Amelia Earhart|children = Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earhart Spereaux|career = Guano Piracy}}&amp;quot;Captain&amp;quot; Jacques Spereaux is a French-Mexican pirate with an [[Entangled Form]], a dog-type that he named Crunch. Headquartered in the semi-unclaimed island of Clipperton in the Pacific Ocean, he used its main natural resource, guano, and his ability to decrease the physical phenomenon of buoyancy, to engage in piracy in the eastern Pacific Ocean.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 1940, he met Amelia Earhart, the pilot who went missing while attempting to fly over the Pacific Ocean. He offered her a service she could not refuse- a chance at beginning a new life. Their brief, unofficial &amp;quot;marriage&amp;quot; culminated in her assuming the identity of a New Jersey woman named Irene Craigmile Bolam, only after their one year relationship produced a child.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trying to profit off budding conspiracy theories about the survival of Earhart, Spereaux didn&#039;t give his child a name, bringing him to vacation towns along the Gulf of California, in a tourist trap called &amp;quot;Meet The REAL Son Of Amelia Earhart!!!&amp;quot; After the initial hype of the theory wore off and the American and Mexican public became more concerned with World War 2, Spereaux had his son christened as [[Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earhart Spereaux]], and sent him off to live in a Catholic Monastery in Durango under the tutelage of Father [[Eusebio Chanclas Borrador de Santa Ana]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Spereaux continued his guano capers throughout the 20th century, being apparently genuinely confused as to why his aging process seemed to be so slow. After meddling with the diplomatic relations between Papua New Guinea and New Caledonia in 2018, he met a new adversary, a couple of [[False Reflection|False Reflections]] named [[Waffle Man]] and Woman of Beer.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Bougainville Mixup of 2024]], Spereaux successfully murdered Waffle Man in broad daylight, though he remained extant.&lt;br /&gt;
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From there he negotiated with the [[Bean Boarders]] to gain access to the Panama Canal and began claiming various guano-coated Cays in the Caribbean. Eventually he set up shop on the island of [[Bimini]], where he quickly came into conflict with [[Marco Rubio]] and the [[Fountain of Youth]]. He joined forces with the keeper of the Bimini Healing Pool, [[Super Barbarossa]], to keep Rubio from accessing immortality.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Martin_Gruber&amp;diff=2972</id>
		<title>Martin Gruber</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Martin_Gruber&amp;diff=2972"/>
		<updated>2026-06-05T00:46:04Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Biography|&lt;br /&gt;
name = Martin Alois Maria Gruber|&lt;br /&gt;
birth = 13 March 1853|&lt;br /&gt;
death = Somehow not dead yet|&lt;br /&gt;
career = [[XMAS]]|&lt;br /&gt;
known_for = Founding XMAS&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Martin Gruber]] is an extrafertile German paranormal researcher and archaeologist; he witnessed the unsealing of the [[Chimney Man]] from the [[The Temple of Burong|Temple of Burong]], whereafter he founded [[XMAS]] in an attempt to capture and re-seal the Man in Red.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite multiple combat encounters with the Chimney Man or one of His avatars, Martin has somehow consistently managed to be rescued just in time, albeit usually only after everyone around him has perished. With this dubious ‘luck’ of his, he remains the only member of XMAS to have survived the  1982 massacre that gifted Super Death to every other active and former XMAS operative at the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ability ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ability&lt;br /&gt;
|title = Door of All Doors&lt;br /&gt;
|description = Grants control over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’&lt;br /&gt;
|power = 8/10&lt;br /&gt;
|destructive_power = 6/10&lt;br /&gt;
|rarity = Very Rare&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Martin’s ability, &#039;&#039;&#039;Door of All Doors&#039;&#039;&#039;, gives him control over ‘doors’. More specifically, it grants him the authority over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’. &lt;br /&gt;
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Apart from doors, he can also apply this to other things such as drawers, closets, containers, and even to some abstract concepts. In his later years, Martin learnt how to apply the concept of ‘closing’ to &#039;&#039;space itself&#039;&#039;, which enables him to cross large distances instantly by ‘closing’ the distance between him and his destination.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Ætérnal</name></author>
	</entry>
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