https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=%C3%86t%C3%A9rnal 2026-10-12T22:30:15Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.44.3 https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3193 2026-09-19T04:35:52Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Randall Amos Hawkins<br /> |birth = 3 October 1972<br /> |spouse = Amy Hawkins<br /> |children = Saoirse Hawkins<br /> |career = Dictator of Northern Ireland<br /> |known_for = Unification of Ireland<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Memetic Hawker<br /> |trait = Allows Randy to implant his thoughts and beliefs into others as part of engaging in a transaction with them, thus 'selling' his thoughts.<br /> |origin = Northern Ireland<br /> |power = 7/10<br /> |rarity = One known user<br /> |destructive_power = 0/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish Latin teacher and 'president' of the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland'''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the [[Orkney Exodus of 2022|destruction of Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his newly-gained ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, after a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Ireland.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a ‘masterstroke of tactical genius’, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3192 2026-09-19T04:34:47Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Randall Amos Hawkins<br /> |birth = 3 October 1972<br /> |spouse = Amy Hawkins<br /> |children = Saoirse Hawkins<br /> |career = Dictator of Northern Ireland<br /> |known_for = Unification of Ireland<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Memetic Hawker<br /> |trait = Allows Randy to implant his thoughts and beliefs into others as part of engaging in a transaction with them, thus 'selling' his thoughts.<br /> |origin = Northern Ireland<br /> |power = 7/10<br /> |rarity = One known user<br /> |destructive_power = 0/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish Latin teacher and 'president' of the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland'''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his newly-gained ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, after a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Ireland.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a ‘masterstroke of tactical genius’, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3191 2026-09-18T23:48:49Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Randall Amos Hawkins<br /> |birth = 3 October 1972<br /> |spouse = Amy Hawkins<br /> |children = Saoirse Hawkins<br /> |career = Dictator of Northern Ireland<br /> |known_for = Unification of Ireland<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Memetic Hawker<br /> |trait = Allows Randy to implant his thoughts and beliefs into others as part of engaging in a transaction with them, thus 'selling' his thoughts.<br /> |origin = Northern Ireland<br /> |power = 7/10<br /> |rarity = One known user<br /> |destructive_power = 0/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and 'president' of the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland'''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his newly-gained ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, after a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Ireland.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a ‘masterstroke of tactical genius’, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3190 2026-09-18T23:48:19Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Randall Amos Hawkins<br /> |birth = 3 October 1972<br /> |spouse = Amy Hawkins<br /> |children = Saoirse Hawkins<br /> |career = Dictator of Northern Ireland<br /> |known_for = Unification of Ireland<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Memetic Hawker<br /> |trait = Allows Randy to implant his thoughts and beliefs into others as part of engaging in a transaction with them, thus 'selling' his thoughts.<br /> |origin = Northern Ireland<br /> |power = 7/10<br /> |rarity = One known user<br /> |destructive_power = 1/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and 'president' of the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland'''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his newly-gained ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, after a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Ireland.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a ‘masterstroke of tactical genius’, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Paul_McSaggins&diff=3189 2026-09-18T23:47:00Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |title = Paul McSaggins<br /> |image = Mcsag.jpg<br /> |caption = Leprechaun?<br /> |birth = 1949<br /> |parents = [[Ironheart McSaggins]]<br /> |spouse = Debra Keefe McSaggins<br /> |children = Kelly McSaggins<br /> |career = Irish freedom fighter<br /> |known_for = Radiation Transport<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Character_Sheet<br /> |species = Human<br /> |race_/_nationality = Irish<br /> |height = 5'10&quot;<br /> |weight = 205 lbs<br /> |eye_color = blue-green<br /> |fertility_level = High<br /> |special_ability = In the Air Tonight<br /> |native_dimension = -17i<br /> |song_/_artist = U2<br /> |movie = Caddyshack<br /> |tv_show = &quot;Henry VIII&quot;<br /> |passtime = collects vinyl records<br /> |sports_team = anything but England<br /> |political_party = IRA<br /> |friend = BOB? (Frenemy)<br /> |animal = crow<br /> |insecurity = popularity<br /> |dungeons_and_dragons_alignment = True Neutral<br /> |number = 7<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = In The Air Tonight<br /> |image = INHE AIR.png<br /> |caption = an image captured at the s p e e d o f l i g h t<br /> |trait = Allows user to ride along any wave of light radiation, anywhere on the spectrum, at the speed of light<br /> |origin = Ireland<br /> |power = 9.5/10<br /> |rarity = one user<br /> |destructive_power = 1/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Paul McSaggins is an Irish leprechaun.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> He fought for Ireland's independence during the Troubles, and after nearly dying of inhaling tear gas he gained the ability to carry his essence across the paths of radiation waves. Just after the Bloody Sunday Massacre of 1972, McSaggins battled with [[BOB]] and [[Yellow Ken]] after they tried to use him to map the Mandelbrot Graph. After Northern Ireland was not given independence, McSaggins decided to use his powers to guide others through interdimensional space. By the late 1990s he was hired by [[Teshub]] of the [[Friendly Council]] to intercept information from [[Mímir]] and [[Odin]]'s band of [[FUR-E]]'s in exchange for the [[REPTILE]]s' attempts to destabilize Northern Ireland. He developed a hatred for BOB for introducing him to this chaotic interdimensional life, and has since taken every opportunity possible to troll him.<br /> <br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Paul_McSaggins&diff=3188 2026-09-18T23:43:03Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |title = Paul McSaggins<br /> |image = Mcsag.jpg<br /> |caption = Leprechaun?<br /> |birth = 1949<br /> |parents = [[Ironheart McSaggins]]<br /> |spouse = Debra Keefe McSaggins<br /> |children = Kelly McSaggins<br /> |career = Irish freedom fighter<br /> |known_for = Radiation Transport<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Paul McSaggins is an Irish leprechaun.<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> He fought for Ireland's independence during the Troubles, and after nearly dying of inhaling tear gas he gained the ability to carry his essence across the paths of radiation waves. Just after the Bloody Sunday Massacre of 1972, McSaggins battled with [[BOB]] and [[Yellow Ken]] after they tried to use him to map the Mandelbrot Graph. After Northern Ireland was not given independence, McSaggins decided to use his powers to guide others through interdimensional space. By the late 1990s he was hired by [[Teshub]] of the [[Friendly Council]] to intercept information from [[Mímir]] and [[Odin]]'s band of [[FUR-E]]'s in exchange for the [[REPTILE]]s' attempts to destabilize Northern Ireland. He developed a hatred for BOB for introducing him to this chaotic interdimensional life, and has since taken every opportunity possible to troll him.{{Character_Sheet|species = Human|race_/_nationality = Irish|height = 5'10&quot;|weight = 205 lbs|eye_color = blue-green|fertility_level = High|special_ability = In the Air Tonight|native_dimension = -17i|song_/_artist = U2|movie = Caddyshack|tv_show = &quot;Henry VIII&quot;|passtime = collects vinyl records|sports_team = anything but England|political_party = IRA|friend = BOB? (Frenemy)|animal = crow|insecurity = popularity|dungeons_and_dragons_alignment = Neutral Neutral|number = 7}}{{Ability|title1 = In The Air Tonight|image1 = INHE AIR.png|caption1 = an image captured at the s p e e d o f l i g h t|trait = Allows user to ride along any wave of light radiation, anywhere on the spectrum, at the speed of light|origin = Ireland|power = 9.5/10|rarity = one user|destructive_power = 1/10}}[[Category:People]]</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=TAX&diff=3187 2026-09-18T23:42:09Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Teachers Against XMAS''', or '''TAX''', is an organisation based in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast Belfast] comprising several secondary-school teachers across Northern Ireland. It was founded in January 1971 following the mysterious disappearance of several dozen children during a Christmas party at a school in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleraine Coleraine], with one of the teachers in attendance testifying that 'they were carried away by a horrible [[Chimney Man|thing in red]]’.<br /> <br /> In 2022, TAX joined the [[Grinch Alliance]].<br /> <br /> == Known Members ==<br /> * [[Randy Hawk]]</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3186 2026-09-18T23:40:55Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and president of the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland'''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his newly-gained ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, after a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Ireland.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a ‘masterstroke of tactical genius’, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3185 2026-09-18T23:40:30Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern Island''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his newly-gained ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, after a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Ireland.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a ‘masterstroke of tactical genius’, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3184 2026-09-18T23:40:03Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern Island''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his newly-gained ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, after a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Ireland.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a masterstroke of tactical genius, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3183 2026-09-18T23:38:49Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern Island''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his newly-gained ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, following a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Irelands.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a masterstroke of tactical genius, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3182 2026-09-18T23:37:39Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern Island''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, following a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Irelands.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a masterstroke of tactical genius, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3181 2026-09-18T23:36:40Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern Island''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting an exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, following a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Irelands.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a masterstroke of tactical genius, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3180 2026-09-18T23:36:10Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern Island''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting an exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, following a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Irelands.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a masterstroke of tactical genius, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Randy_Hawk&diff=3179 2026-09-18T23:35:20Z

<p>Ætérnal: Created page with &quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;Randall Amos Hawkins&#039;&#039;&#039;, better known under the nickname Randy Hawk, is a British chemistry teacher and president of the &#039;&#039;Republic of Greater Northern Island&#039;&#039;. == Life == Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting an exorcisms while pointing a...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a British chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern Island''.<br /> <br /> == Life ==<br /> Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting an exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.<br /> <br /> Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].<br /> <br /> With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.<br /> <br /> Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.<br /> <br /> Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, following a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Irelands.<br /> <br /> The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a masterstroke of tactical genius, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.<br /> <br /> Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.<br /> <br /> After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Dmitriy_Heaven_Club&diff=3178 2026-09-12T14:35:48Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{ORGANIZATION|title = Dmitriy Heaven Club|founded = 2017|founders = Jackie Bean, Jill Meena|time_period = 2017-present|historical_context = Caffeinated Death of 2016|members = 25|goals = Embrace the ideology of Dmitriy Gurevich as stated in his manifesto|image = A99845 hoarder.jpg|caption = A rare snapshot of the backyard of the club headquarters in 2018}}<br /> <br /> The Dmitriy Heaven Club is a pseudo-religious cult in California, United States, founded by college dropouts [[Jackie Bean]] and [[Jill Meena]], who were inspired by the &quot;heroism&quot; of [[Dmitriy Gurevich]]. To them he is a martyr for the cause of eliminating evil coffee and its immoral means of production from the earth. The two teens found Dmitriy's manifesto in a set of leaked emails, and began to preach his words to their friends. The group gained 25 devout members, including a mystical man named [[Rabo]], who joined in the aftermath of the [[Coffee Coup of 2021]]. With his magical skills, the group began to practice rituals. They collect weapons, and engage in roleplay and cinematic features once a week where these kids dress up like certain figures in the [[Kepelkeker Farms Scandal]] and perform plays. Rumour has it they are trying to use [[fertility]] magic to bring Dmitriy back to the real world.<br /> <br /> ==Notable Members==<br /> * [[Jackie Bean]]<br /> * [[Jill Meena]]<br /> * [[Rabo]]<br /> * [[Eustace Nathaniel McLeod]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Organizations]]</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Chimney_Man&diff=3168 2026-08-30T18:43:27Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography|<br /> image = chimney-man.png|<br /> caption = The Chimney Man looming over Omsk|<br /> title = The Chimney Man|<br /> name = See description|<br /> birth = Before the Invention of [[Mathematics]]|<br /> ability = ????????????<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Character Sheet|<br /> species = Unknown|<br /> provenance = ?????????????|<br /> height = 8' 10&lt;nowiki&gt;''&lt;/nowiki&gt;|<br /> eye_color = Red|<br /> dimension = All of them|<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ''Note: If you were looking for the 8th chapter of [[The Travels of Dagobert Winter]], see [[The Man in the Chimney]].''<br /> <br /> The [[Chimney Man]], frequently also referred to as the '''Man in Red''', is a seemingly timeless, primordial entity that is active each year<br /> around the twenty-fourth of December, and whose purpose and ambitions remain largely<br /> unknown.<br /> <br /> == Description ==<br /> The Chimney Man seems to have a place in many cultures of<br /> the world and is referred to by them by a multitude of different names, including <br /> '''Santa Claus''' or '''Father Christmas''' by many cultures of the present day,<br /> '''Irkalla''' by the Sumerians, '''Mot''' by the Phoenicians, '''Old Man Murder'''<br /> by [REDACTED], as well as '''He Who Takes Stride Upon the Thrones of Madness''' <br /> in the legends of the [[Coffee Haus Mages]] of the Gambia.<br /> <br /> Most of what is ‘known’ about the Chimney Man has been handed down by tradition and<br /> folk tales over the course of centuries and is, as a result, not seldom rooted in falsehood<br /> and misconception. The same applies to His alleged &quot;[[Elves]].&quot;<br /> <br /> The only thing that is known for certain is, though a multitude of people claim to<br /> have seen or met Him, investigations conducted by the [[XMAS|Examiners of Malfeasances <br /> Attributable to Santa]] in the early 1960s have yet revealed that the fate<br /> of those poor souls that have the misfortune of having His gaze fall upon<br /> them is sealed, for there is no escaping Him. Hardly anyone has ever met Him <br /> eye to eye, and lived to tell the tale.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> In ancient times, He was sealed away in the [[Temple of Burong]] by the [[Friendly Council]].<br /> <br /> He was long thought to be a mere invention of the human mind; one man however, disagreed with this notion: at the dawn of the 20th century, [[Dagobert Winter]] set out for the ancient land of Sumer. [[The Travels of Dagobert Winter|In what followed]], He was set free to roam the world once again.<br /> <br /> In more recent times, there is one [[Sergey Yazov|‘encounter’]] of sorts that has been documented.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Caning_of_Jagodzinski&diff=3156 2026-08-28T15:10:34Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{HISTORICAL EVENT<br /> |title = Caning of Jagodzinski<br /> |image = caining.png<br /> |date = December 2nd, 2024<br /> |death_toll = 0.9<br /> |damage = Jagodzinski's body<br /> |perpetrator = Donna Schlagenkampf<br /> }}<br /> The Caning of Jagodzinski was an event of bludgeoning that occurred on December 1st, 2024, in which U.S. House Majority Leader [[Charles Sumner Jagodzinski]] was assaulted during negotiations on the separation of [[Washington, DC]] from the United States.<br /> <br /> The perpetrator of the caning, Donna Schlagenkampf, was the non-voting representative for Washington, DC at the time. She was fervently in support of Washington, DC's independence. Jagodzinski, on the other hand, felt like he was losing his mind. How could anyone possibly be considering letting the ''federal district'', the capital city of the nation, leave? Where would the federal government go if Washington, DC was suddenly a different country? He was nearly in tears begging for some kind of return to logic in Congress when Schlagenkampf finally erupted in a mad fit of rage.<br /> <br /> She sprinted toward the speaker's stand, bearing a cane (though she didn't use a cane herself), and began walloping Jagodzinski until he lost consciousness.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Emperor_Charles_II&diff=3155 2026-08-28T14:52:20Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Charles II<br /> |image = charles_the_second.png<br /> |caption = Charles II floating above a lake in Antarctica<br /> |known_for = Being the only penguin who ''can'' fly<br /> |birth = ~750 AD<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Character Sheet<br /> |species = Emperor Penguin<br /> |provenance = Yorkshire/Antarctica<br /> |sterility = Moderate<br /> |height = 3' 9&quot;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = All Roads Lead to Rome<br /> |description = Adjusts the trajectory of nearby forces to be aimed at Charles II instead.<br /> |power = 7/10<br /> |destructive_power = 0/10<br /> |rarity = Rare<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Emperor Charles II]]&lt;ref&gt;Not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II any of these].&lt;/ref&gt; is a [[Quasi-Hemigod]] with the body of an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_penguin emperor penguin] and a member of [[the Leafeaters]]; he is the archnemesis of [[King Arthur]].<br /> <br /> Charles II came into being around 750 AD when an English monk, who is sometimes referred to as ‘Charles I’, by chance obtained and subsequently consumed some of King Arthur’s [[extrasterile]] algae [[tea]]. This act led to a severe distortion in the nature of his existence, turning Charles I into a mindless [[Sterility]] addict who subsequently went on a rampage near what is now the town of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adwick_le_Street Adwick le Street] in the West Riding of Yorkshire, leading to the death of around three dozen locals.<br /> <br /> He was subsequently tracked down and killed by King Arthur, following a ‘battle’ that lasted a grand total of 1.2 seconds. King Arthur then initiated an [[Inverse Mandelbrot Transfer]] on him, upon completion of which Charles would have been granted [[Super Death]]. Charles, however—without King Arthur noticing—managed to avoid such a fate by detonating what little remained of his Sterility in the very moment before the transfer could be completed, destroying most of his consciousness in the process and voluntarily undergoing [[denaturation]]. Thus, he became a [[Hyper Ghost]].<br /> <br /> Eventually, the remnants of his existence drifted all the way to Antarctica where they came to reside in the [[Impotent Husk]] of an unnaturally sterile penguin. This event engendered the Quasi-Hemigod known as Charles II, and kindled a life-long hostility in him towards King Arthur.<br /> <br /> The creation of Charles II became a well-known tale within [[C.H.E.S.]] and is generally used by King Arthur to dissuade new members from handing out Sterility-enhanced [[tea]] to untrained individuals. [[Murdock mac Leod]] subsequently recruited Charles II into the Leafeaters shortly after the establishment of the faction.<br /> <br /> == Ability ==<br /> Charles II’s ability, '''All Roads Lead to Rome''', allows him to control the trajectory of nearby forces to point in his direction. For example, he can redirect an opponent’s attack on one of his allies to be aimed at himself instead. Of course, this also means that this ability is not particularly useful in single combat.<br /> <br /> == Notes ==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Hemigod]]</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Burong&diff=3154 2026-08-28T14:45:03Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{PLACE|title1 = Burong|image1 = France 2036.png|region = France|leader = [[Constable Frank]]}}<br /> [https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burong Burong] is a small landlocked nation located within France. Originally, it was a town in Gambia until its [[2036 Sinking of Burong|Eighth Sinking]] in 2036. This occurred when scientists at the [[Hesturn Occult Research Labs]] were studying the weak space-time around the town and attempted to open a portal between their facility in France and the town, but instead, the entire town itself was moved 3000 miles north into France. Its size and scale were heavily altered after the positional shift, and the area has become a great weak point in the fabric of space-time in both the Gambia and France. Approximately 100,000 French citizens were granted [[Super Death]] when this occurred. <br /> <br /> Powerful mage [[Constable Frank]] now governs Burong, using special Burong-born military units to protect the border regions from unknowing passers as crossing the fragile space-time boundary between Burong and the rest of France without proper [[fertility]] can result in the creation of [[False Reflection|False Reflections]].<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> * [[Sinkings of Burong]]</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3153 2026-08-28T14:27:12Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |image = Gustav.jpg<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late December of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17i to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend had just convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same: In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use [[Mímir|some unknown method]] to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their cells together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3152 2026-08-28T14:27:00Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |image = gustav.jpg<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late December of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17i to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend had just convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same: In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use [[Mímir|some unknown method]] to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their cells together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

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Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3150 2026-08-28T01:17:41Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late December of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17i to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend had just convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same: In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use [[Mímir|some unknown method]] to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their cells together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3149 2026-08-23T18:28:55Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late December of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17i to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend had just convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same: In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their cells together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3148 2026-08-23T00:19:23Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late December of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17i to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend had just convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their cells together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3147 2026-08-23T00:17:59Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late December of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend had just convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their cells together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3146 2026-08-23T00:16:02Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late December of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend had just convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3145 2026-08-23T00:13:15Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend had just convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3144 2026-08-22T20:56:11Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he painted an intricate sigil and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3143 2026-08-22T20:53:57Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 months painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3142 2026-08-22T20:51:50Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is an [[extrafertile]] Swiss late-impressionist painter.<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3141 2026-08-22T20:51:02Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = One user<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Abilities&diff=3140 2026-08-22T20:50:22Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>An '''Ability''' allows an individual more supernatural powers than those given by being [[extrafertile]]. Most beings only posses one ability, but some have different levels of power or forms. If a being has an additional ability, it is usually relatively weak and passive.<br /> <br /> Abilities that utilise [[Sterility]] instead are generally dubbed [[Sterility Technique]]s; these are often more general than fertility abilities, which tend to have specific effects. In turn, sterility users can usually make use of more than one technique, but said techniques tend to be weaker, and most practitioners never learn to excercise a technique to its fullest extent.<br /> <br /> ==Basic Extrafertility==<br /> <br /> The common side effects of becoming extrafertile may, but do not always, include in order of commonality:<br /> <br /> * Literal &quot;extra fertility&quot;: much higher likelihood of procreation<br /> <br /> * Longer Lifespan: lifespan average of 120 years (compare to 79 for those of average fertility)<br /> <br /> * Enhanced Consciousness: higher sensation of the Imaginary Plane<br /> <br /> * Resistance to Super Death via Sterility: only can be super-killed by a being/substance of higher sterile value<br /> <br /> * Torsion-Field Telekinesis: ability to levitate or assist in lifting other fertile objects or beings<br /> <br /> * Energy Beam Emission: ability to concentrate energy into a beam of varying constitution and shoot them at varying speeds<br /> <br /> * Destruction of Sterile Matter: ability to eliminate sterile matter from the universe, sometimes selectively.<br /> <br /> One who is extrasterile has similar abilities in + (and sometimes even -) dimensions, except their abilities use sterility and counter fertility.<br /> <br /> Similar effects exist for those who utilize anility, virility, chirality, etc.<br /> <br /> == Basic Extrasterility ==<br /> The side-effects of high sterility often counteract, but sometimes complement, those granted by extrafertility.<br /> <br /> * Literal ‘sterility’: extrasterile individuals are unable to sire or bear children.<br /> <br /> * Spatial manipulation: a great number of sterility techniques revolve around the manipulation of space, such as compressing or expanding it.<br /> <br /> * Sterility resistance: while sterility tends to corrupt and damage living matter it comes into contact with, extrasterile individuals are generally unaffected by this, save for the most dangerous of [[Sterility Nadir]]s.<br /> <br /> * Destruction of Fertile Matter: ability to eliminate fertile matter from the universe, sometimes selectively.<br /> <br /> * Superhuman strength: Sterility users tend to be several times stronger than the average human.<br /> <br /> ==Unique Abilities==<br /> Below is a list of several famous abilities by extrafertile and extrasterile lifeforms. This list is not fully extensive.<br /> <br /> ===A Draught of Sunshine===<br /> Unique ability of [[𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌]].<br /> <br /> Grants 𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌 and anyone he touches invulnerability while in sunlight; during an eclipse, this inverts to granting others Super Death instead.<br /> <br /> ===Brilliant Disguise===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Teshub]].<br /> <br /> Allows Teshub to alter the physical makeup of any being, including himself.<br /> <br /> ===Bubblegum Bitch===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Love Electra]]'s prosthetic left arm. (Sterile)<br /> <br /> Love Electra's prosthetic arm can selectively destroy small chunks of matter in -17i according to the will of Love Electra. It can also create bolts of nonexistence, like lightning but without the lightning, causing pockets of vacuum to collapse together and make thunder sounds.<br /> <br /> ===Buildings Have Eyes===<br /> Unique ability of [[Morris Morrissey]]<br /> <br /> Allows Morris to see anywhere where there are windows in a 5-mile radius, carrying his vision from one window to the next.<br /> <br /> ===Changes===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Dong Fan]].<br /> <br /> Allows Dong Fan to alter one variable in any perceptible situation from his perspective.<br /> <br /> ===Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[The Chair]].<br /> <br /> Allows Étienne Malgerie and Fleur Dubois, who have been merged together by a spacetime alteration in 1999, to have the ability to change form between their conjoined human forms and any kind of one-to-three person seat.<br /> <br /> ===Emperor's New Clothes===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of the [[Crimson Bean]].<br /> <br /> Allows the Crimson Bean to gain genetic and personality traits from anyone that comes into contact with it, in exchange for giving the one who touched it aptitude for extrafertility.<br /> <br /> ===Fire on High===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[BOB]].<br /> <br /> Allows BOB to see into other dimensions and through fire.<br /> <br /> ===GOLDRUSH===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Big Money Gambia]].<br /> <br /> Allows Ousman Fatty to inexplicably attract fame and fortune for even the most average of works.<br /> <br /> ===Immaterial===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Penelope Al3ph]].<br /> <br /> Penelope can detect any extraphysical fertile &quot;circuits&quot; in nature within 10 feet of her, and take the entire circuit and briefly move it into an adjacent dimension.<br /> <br /> ===In The Air Tonight===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Paul McSaggins]].<br /> <br /> Allows Paul to ride on any wave of radiation at the speed of light.<br /> <br /> ===Inkblot===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Gustav Tintenwert]].<br /> <br /> Allows Gustav to erase things from reality by painting.<br /> <br /> ===It's All Too Much===<br /> <br /> Once unique ability to [[Super Eve]].<br /> <br /> Created an interactive manifestation of fertility.<br /> <br /> ===King of the Clouds===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Jeffrey Meena]].<br /> <br /> Jeffrey Meena can augment his own fertility by directly draining it from other humans.<br /> ===King of the Universe===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[𒀭]]<br /> <br /> 𒀭 controls all results in HIS range of universes, and ends universes that go against HIS will.<br /> <br /> ===Life Itself===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Kyle Mendez]], The Chosen One.<br /> <br /> Kyle can repair any chunks of damaged spacetime.<br /> ===Lolita===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Super Epstein]].<br /> <br /> Allows Super Jeffrey Epstein to absorb the fertility of children specifically under the age of 18, and use said fertility as a way of transferring between -17i and +17i.<br /> ===The Big Bang===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Howard Wolowitz]].<br /> <br /> Allows Howard Wolowitz to hypnotize children, and to manifest and control cocaine as an extension of his own body.<br /> ===No Brand Girls===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Jefferson Hues]].<br /> <br /> The more people who are thinking of or viewing an act of Jeff, the more powerful his Virility is.<br /> ===My Propeller===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Gar]].<br /> <br /> Gar needs to sustain himself by stealing the fertility of others constantly, but in return he can pilot spectral flying pirate ships in the Caspian Sea.<br /> ===New Americana===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of the [[Walk of Fame]].<br /> <br /> The Walk of Fame attacks those who unwillingly fall into the Realm of the Dead in Hollywood, California, and gives them an aptitude for fertility and a guarantee of fame and fortune.<br /> ===Sell Out===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Big Bobby Tweed]].<br /> <br /> Activated once someone signs a contract with Tweed to sell their fertility. Once it is signed, Tweed gains the amount of fertility written in the contract.<br /> ===Snow Halation===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Aizheng Takahashi]].<br /> <br /> Aizheng is able to exist within the Imaginary Plane at the cost of his immortal soul. He could possibly live for thousands of years with this ability, but once he dies, he will not being able to enter the Realm of the Dead of either Plane.<br /> ===The Inner Light===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Dale]].<br /> <br /> Allows Dale to sense any emotional conflict in the world in which he currently resides, and can pinpoint a specific conflict's location.<br /> ===The Water is Me, and I am the Water===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[King Arthur]].<br /> <br /> Allows King Arthur to control all water, saltwater and freshwater alike. The amount of water he can control at once is limited only by his concentration and sterility.<br /> <br /> ===Tomorrow Never Knows===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Hatuey]].<br /> <br /> Allows Hatuey to see an event's outcome and travel back in time to attempt to change it.<br /> ===Wolf in Cheap Clothing===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[The Crimean Man]].<br /> <br /> When a photograph of The Crimean Man is taken, the image will show not him, but the image of a furry.<br /> <br /> ==FUR-E Abilities==<br /> <br /> ===Cum on Feel the Noize===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Mumbi Jhai]].<br /> <br /> Mumbi Jhai is able to posses all four types of Source magics and use them at once. His right arm is the most powerful part of his body for using the magics.<br /> ===Chocolate Rain===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Aleksey Pivovarov Requiem]].<br /> <br /> Aleksey Requiem can use his sense of taste do detect occurrences in the past and predict events in the future.<br /> ===Divine Fertility Dividing===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Leroy Ginseng]].<br /> <br /> Is able to divide the fertility of himself or another being in half once every 10 seconds. DFD is known to manifest as a Stand.<br /> ===Double Adventitious Fertility===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of the [[Corporeal Beast]].<br /> <br /> Is able to double his own fertility or another being's every 10 seconds. Odin discovered the evolved form of this ability, Double Adventitious Fertility - Longinus Smasher which is only available to the beast in its Juggernaut Drive form. This ability would allow the beast to double all Fertility ever.<br /> ===Dragonstea Din Tei===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Gefion]]<br /> <br /> Gefion can appear as a celebrity to someone as long as that they have memory of that celebrity.<br /> ===Eastbound Expressway===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Hel]].<br /> <br /> Allows Hel to travel freely eastward along the Imaginary Plane. The higher form of this ability, Eastbound Expressway- You're a Beat would allow Hel to move everything on the Imaginary Plane eastward.<br /> ===Eyes of Mímir===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Mímir]].<br /> <br /> Mímir can summon many eyes that let him view anywhere on the Imaginary Plane from multiple perspectives.<br /> ===False Mirror===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[The Löwe]].<br /> <br /> Allows The Löwe to turn temporarily turn itself or others into false reflections temporarily.<br /> ===Furr===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Odin]].<br /> <br /> Allows Odin to commune with Yggdrasil to convert beings into FUR-Es and create abilities.<br /> ===I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None On My Fingers===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Loki]], later [[Dmitriy Loki Requiem]].<br /> <br /> Loki is able to erase the fertility of anyone who is not a virgin. This usually super kills its victim.<br /> ===Living In A Box===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of [[Freyja]].<br /> <br /> When faced with any situation with multiple outcomes, Freyja is able to see all of them and choose whichever one the universe will follow.<br /> ===Stop the Rock===<br /> <br /> Unique ability of the Mask of Blight<br /> <br /> Only when it is placed on the face of a being, it will reset all of their Source values. This will put them on the edge of a Super Death and their abilities and magic powers will no longer be functional.<br /> <br /> ==Normal Abilities==<br /> ===5 On It===<br /> <br /> Common ability, used by [[Denny Mikoyan]].<br /> <br /> Gives the user a +5 to their fertility, useful for lesser extra-fertiles.<br /> <br /> ===All Roads Lead to Rome===<br /> Rare ability, used by [[Emperor Charles II]].<br /> <br /> Allows the user to adjust the trajectory of nearby forces to be aimed at themself instead.<br /> <br /> ===Coffee's for Closers===<br /> <br /> Common ability, used by [[Rada K. Romanov]] and several earlier Kepelkeker family members.<br /> <br /> The user plays a direct part in the fate of the universe along with most of those in their bloodline; their fertility multiplies into their children and sexual partners.<br /> ===Filthy McNasty===<br /> <br /> Rare ability, used by [[Bobo Degrassi]]<br /> <br /> Allows the user to make anything near them objectively nasty, covering it in fluids, dirt and other 'nasty' things.<br /> ===Insane In The Brain===<br /> <br /> Rare ability, used by [[Гопник 88]].<br /> <br /> Allows the user to gain 25 years of experience in whatever job they are working in at the expense of also gaining the memories of a random person who has the same experience.<br /> ===Modern Man===<br /> <br /> Common ability, used by many people including [[Johnson &quot;Pixie&quot; Lagrange]].<br /> <br /> Allows the user to travels between +17i and -17i while within Manhattan of either plane. It is commonly used by beings to commute to work or make deliveries between both planes.<br /> ===Mr. Invisible===<br /> <br /> Common Ability, used by many people.<br /> <br /> Allows the user to express basic extrafertile activity without being noticed by beings of the normally fertile.<br /> ===Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict===<br /> <br /> Rare ability, used by [[Yosef Romanov]].<br /> <br /> Yosef can summon holographic animals to do his bidding, and he can ride them.<br /> ===The After Life of the Party===<br /> <br /> Rare ability, used by [[Marlene Rodriguez]].<br /> <br /> Marlene Rodriguez is bound to the Taste Abductee Restaurant in which she died. The restaurant serves as a portal between -17i and +17i. Any damage to the restaurant physically harms Marlene, and she loses strength the further away from it she travels.<br /> ===Shut De Do===<br /> <br /> Rare ability, used by [[Super JFK]] and [[Liquid Bean]].<br /> <br /> Allows the user to create and destroy physical bridges between a -i dimension and a +i dimension.<br /> ===Speedy Speed Boy===<br /> <br /> Common ability, used by [[Stefan Degrassi]].<br /> <br /> Summons two skateboards under the feet of its user.<br /> ===Strange Things===<br /> <br /> Extremely Rare ability, used by [[Skinny Lou]].<br /> <br /> Allows the user to bring things from their Dream Realm into the real world.<br /> ===Welcome To My Planet===<br /> <br /> Rare Ability, only mastered by [[BaSa Cherry]].<br /> <br /> A user with this special ability can alter the relative gravity in a particular area of strictly physical spacetime. An advanced user like BaSa Cherry can influence gravity and general relativity to the point where time can be slowed down in her range to a nearly undetectably slow rate.<br /> ===Where Is My Mind?===<br /> <br /> Ability found within the members of the [[Sterile Bumbays]] which includes [[Grounded Chibi]].<br /> <br /> This ability allows a being to communicate with their Un-Imaginary form through dreams and visions.<br /> ===Young and Menace===<br /> <br /> Common ability, used by [[Aleksey Pivovarov]].<br /> <br /> When angered, the user's strength increase drastically. The chance of being killed my chance incidents decreases.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Mandelbrot_Transfer&diff=3139 2026-08-22T20:49:15Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Ability<br /> |image = Mandelbrot tr.png<br /> |description = Leeching energy from a powerful being<br /> }}<br /> A Mandelbrot Transfer is when a typical mortal human or animal is made [[extrafertile]] or [[extrasterile]] by making physical contact with a highly extrafertile or extrasterile individual.<br /> <br /> Mandelbrot Transfers can occasionally occur accidentally when the individual with higher fertility or sterility is untrained in the art of withholding it.<br /> <br /> The duration of physical contact required to enact a Mandelbrot Transfer varies depending on the sheer quantity of fertility or sterility involved. If one has an enormous quantity, the Transfer can occur within milliseconds; conversely, one who only has a mediocre quantity needs prolonged contact to successfully transfer.<br /> <br /> There is [[Gustav Tintenwert|at least one rumored instance]] of someone enacting a Mandelbrot Transfer as a result of prolonged close contact with [[Odin]] without actual physical contact, though it remains disputed whether there really was no physical contact at all at work in that particular case.<br /> <br /> [[Fertile Sequencing|Research on the subject is ongoing]], but currently it is believed that there is a minimum quantity of fertility or sterility required to enact a Transfer. One who is only slightly extrafertile (say, they have an fertility value of merely 10), the rate of flow would be so slow when applied to someone of equal or lesser fertility that it wouldn't even be noticeable unless years of undisturbed contact were to occur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Ability]]</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Mandelbrot_Transfer&diff=3138 2026-08-22T20:48:46Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Ability<br /> |image = Mandelbrot tr.png<br /> |description = Leeching energy from a powerful being<br /> }}<br /> A Mandelbrot Transfer is when a typical mortal human or animal is made [[extrafertile]] or [[extrasterile]] by making physical contact with a highly extrafertile or extrasterile individual.<br /> <br /> Mandelbrot Transfers can occasionally occur accidentally when the individual with higher fertility or sterility is untrained in the art of withholding it.<br /> <br /> The duration of physical contact required to enact a Mandelbrot Transfer varies depending on the sheer quantity of fertility or sterility involved. If one has an enormous quantity, the Transfer can occur within milliseconds; conversely, one who only has a mediocre quantity needs prolonged contact to successfully transfer.<br /> <br /> There is [[Gustav Tintenwert|at least one rumored instance]] of someone enacting a Mandelbrot Transfer as a result of prolonged close contact with [[Odin]] without actual physical contact, though it is disputed whether there really was no physical contact at all at work in that particular case.<br /> <br /> [[Fertile Sequencing|Research on the subject is ongoing]], but currently it is believed that there is a minimum quantity of fertility or sterility required to enact a Transfer. One who is only slightly extrafertile (say, they have an fertility value of merely 10), the rate of flow would be so slow when applied to someone of equal or lesser fertility that it wouldn't even be noticeable unless years of undisturbed contact were to occur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Ability]]</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Mandelbrot_Transfer&diff=3137 2026-08-22T20:48:35Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Ability<br /> |image = Mandelbrot tr.png<br /> |description = Leeching energy from a powerful being<br /> }}<br /> A Mandelbrot Transfer is when a typical mortal human or animal is made [[extrafertile]] or [[extrasterile]] by making physical contact with a highly extrafertile or extrasterile individual.<br /> <br /> Mandelbrot Transfers can occasionally occur accidentally when the individual with higher fertility or sterility is untrained in the art of withholding it.<br /> <br /> The duration of physical contact required to enact a Mandelbrot Transfer varies depending on the sheer quantity of fertility or sterility involved. If one has an enormous quantity, the Transfer can occur within milliseconds; conversely, one who only has a mediocre quantity needs prolonged contact to successfully transfer.<br /> <br /> There is [[Gustav Tintenwert|at least one known instance]] of someone enacting a Mandelbrot Transfer as a result of prolonged close contact with [[Odin]] without actual physical contact, though it is disputed whether there really was no physical contact at all at work in that particular case.<br /> <br /> [[Fertile Sequencing|Research on the subject is ongoing]], but currently it is believed that there is a minimum quantity of fertility or sterility required to enact a Transfer. One who is only slightly extrafertile (say, they have an fertility value of merely 10), the rate of flow would be so slow when applied to someone of equal or lesser fertility that it wouldn't even be noticeable unless years of undisturbed contact were to occur.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Ability]]</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3136 2026-08-22T20:44:04Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he was forced to spend the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3135 2026-08-22T20:42:29Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time on propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3134 2026-08-22T20:39:31Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to paint over something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3133 2026-08-22T20:39:04Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to commission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggdrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close family friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desperate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stability, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3132 2026-08-22T20:36:48Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to comission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-boyfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close familiy friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desparate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stabilty, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3131 2026-08-22T20:35:06Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to comission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-girlfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close familiy friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desparate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stabilty, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3130 2026-08-22T20:33:59Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to comission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-girlfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close familiy friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desparate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain at Burong for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell down from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stabilty, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3129 2026-08-22T20:33:30Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to comission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-girlfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close familiy friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desparate, and in a moment of inspiration, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain there for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell down from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stabilty, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3128 2026-08-22T20:33:08Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to comission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-girlfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close familiy friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desparate, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and erased himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain there for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell down from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stabilty, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3127 2026-08-22T20:32:23Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to comission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-girlfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close familiy friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]: When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desparate, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and ‘erased’ himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain there for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell down from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stabilty, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3126 2026-08-22T20:31:36Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to comission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-girlfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close familiy friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, spending most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]. When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desparate, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and ‘erased’ himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain there for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell down from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stabilty, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3125 2026-08-22T20:30:57Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to comission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-girlfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he had spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close familiy friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, where he spent most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]. When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desparate, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and ‘erased’ himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain there for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell down from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stabilty, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

Ætérnal https://gambianholiday.nguh.org/w/index.php?title=Gustav_Tintenwert&diff=3124 2026-08-22T20:30:30Z

<p>Ætérnal: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Biography<br /> |name = Gustav Tintenwert<br /> |birth = 4 October 1972<br /> |career = Gambian Propaganda Artist<br /> |known_for = Painting Coffee<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Ability<br /> |title = Inkblot<br /> |trait = Allows the user to use Fertility as ink to erase things from existence.<br /> |origin = Odin + Coffee<br /> |power = 9/10<br /> |rarity = 10/10<br /> |destructive_power = 9/10<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to [[Yggdrasil]].<br /> <br /> == Early Life ==<br /> Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in Paris in his childhood. <br /> <br /> Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of style, and when he tried to make a living as a painter in his early 20s by imitating Monet’s style, his works consistently failed to earn him the recognition he desired, and he spent most of his young adulthood in poverty.<br /> <br /> By his mid-20s, Gustav had become thoroughly disheartened and was ready to give up on painting for good. However, fate seemed to have greater things in mind for him.<br /> <br /> In late autumn of 1998, the grand portrait of [[Odin]] in the main hall of [[Yggdrasil]] suddenly and inexplicably fell off the wall where it had hung for the last three centuries. Upon impacting the floor 400 metres below, the painting practically disintegrated. A furious Odin mobilised all of Yggdrasil, even going so far as to drag [[Loki]] out of the basement storage locker he usually kept him in, and sent them across ±17 to comission a painter for a replacement.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, Gustav’s then-girlfriend convinced him to attend a local furry convention at around the same time, where Gustav, draped in a full-body fursuit, ran into and was mistaken for a [[FUR-E]] by Loki. Upon learning that he was a painter, Loki wasted no time and dragged him into +17i.<br /> <br /> Despite his protests that he preferred landscapes over portraiture, a thoroughly bewildered Gustav was thrown into a room with Odin where he spent the next 3 weeks painting a 20-metre tall portrait of the master of Yggrasil. In the end, a new portrait of Odin was hung up in the grand hall, and Loki dumped Gustav back at the locale of the furry convention where he had found him.<br /> <br /> However, Gustav was no longer the same. In addition to having acquired a life-long aversion to anything related to fur, the time he spent in close contact with Odin had inadvertently triggered a [[Mandelbrot Transfer]] and rendered Gustav [[extrafertile]]. Before long, he learned to incorporate his extrafertility into his paintings. <br /> <br /> By recommendation of a close familiy friend, he would later travel to the Gambia where was introduced to and subsequently hired by [[Yahya Jammeh]] to work as a painter, where he spent most of his time drawing propaganda art for the Gambian coffee industry.<br /> <br /> == A Caffeinated Death; a Caffeinated Beginning ==<br /> By 2011, Gustav’s stay in the Gambia had caused him to amass enough [[Fertility]] to form his very own [[ability]], which he named '''Inkblot'''. This ability allows Gustav to ‘paint over’ something to erase it. <br /> <br /> At first, his control over this ability was meagre at best, allowing him to paint a hole into a wall or cut canvas down to size. However, this all changed during [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016]]. When an angry mob raided Yahya Jammeh’s palace, Gustav was immediately recognised and forced into a corner. Desparate, he poured all of his strength into his brush. With Fertility as ink and reality as his canvas, he drew an intricate sigil onto his chest and ‘erased’ himself, reappearing over 40km away near the outskirts of [[Burong]]. <br /> <br /> Having exhausted his Fertility, he decided to remain there for a while to recover, hoping that the flames of revolution would not reach him there. Unbeknownst to him, the supporters of the newly-inaugurated [[Adama Barrow]] were hot on his trail, and it only took them three weeks to use some unknown method to track him all the way to Burong. <br /> <br /> When an unsuspecting Gustav was ambushed in the dead of night, he was momentarily too shocked to resist and ultimately captured. Just as he was about to be dragged out of Burong and before Adama Barrow, a blinding red light fell down from the sky and bestowed a ‘gift’ upon his ambushers. Gustav could only stare wildly as the fertility mages that had just assaulted him violently exploded before his eyes: The [[Chimney Man]] had descended before him, and He had ‘gifted’ them a lack of molecular stabilty, causing the chemical bonds that were holding their bodies together to disintegrate.<br /> <br /> On 24 December 2016, an awed Gustav fell to his knees and immediately proclaimed allegiance to the Man in Red.</div>

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